<GreyKnight> Mitigating your startscumming with fountain-quaffing? That's like saying "Sure, I brutally murdered that traffic warden, but at least I desecrated the body first"
[later...]
<danirijeka> GreyKnight: how do you desecrate a corpse if he's still alive
<GreyKnight> danirijeka: s/first/afterwards/
<danirijeka> :P
<danirijeka> Also, I just noticed I had scrolled up *slightly*
<GreyKnight> It took me a minute just to find the line
<danirijeka> Others' time wasted by danirijeka this month: 44'31"
<GreyKnight> You're living the dream!
<danirijeka> Though ten minutes are cheating because I put a customer on hold