Rash QDB

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4269

<bhaak> I thnk there were bugs in 3.4.3 with you being blamed for your pets actions
<aosdict> well why doesn't the dungeon work that way, in real life I'm responsible for my pets' actions
<bhaak> NHINRL
<bhaak> real life is not always fun to play
<bhaak> you can't train pets good enough to not be a nuisance some time and even if you could, this would probably be pretty grindy
<aosdict> get out of here with your facts and logic

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4268

<mobileuser> "You see here an Olog-hai corpse. You are beginning to feel hungry." now that's what I call good timing
<@K2> ogre, it's what's for dinner
<@K2> ogre, the other other white meat

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4267

<+qt> hey aosdict
<+qt> i still have your shirt, just tell me when you want it
<+Demo> you should use it to lure him into a trap and then capture him and keep him in a cage and make him write new Hawaiian shirt descriptions for you
FOREVER
<+qt> so instead of having the algorithm to pick a random design NetHack will make a call to a box with aosdict in it and he will have to type one out
<+qt> that sounds very efficient
<+qt> I guess it will make NetHack an always-online game but that's a small price to pay
<+Demo> it can be a compile time option intended to be set by server owners
<+Demo> otherwise it will fall back on hardcoded ones
< mobileuser> "it types out the new design on its keyboard"
<+qt> you've thought of everything, I guess this really is feasible
<+qt> The design features HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE on a GET ME OUT OF HERE
<+jonadab> Is the shirt also made with Xinjiang cotton?
<+rld> <nabru [@nabrurocks]> The design features a seahorse screaming "I'M STUCK IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT FACTORY".
< docpi> nabru, I would buy that shirt!

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4266

<krm26> i was vanished again for a few weeks, i assume panda jedi are now in evilhack?
<krm26> and mobileuser has ascended three of them?

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4265

< Furey2> do not fear: dragons, dinosaurs, vampires
< Furey2> do fear: little dogs, little cats, ants

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4264

<NetSysFire> what magical device do all unionized workers carry?
<NetSysFire> a wand of striking

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4263

<NetSysFire> K2: did you fix the gnolls witherling issue or is evilhack still literally unplayable?
<K2> NetSysFire - nothing to fix, it's correct and not broken
<NetSysFire> i am very disappointed in you
<K2> i'm used to it
<K2> <--- married

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4262

<mobileuser> I have to say basic fireball is very useful against player monsters
<Umbire> sometimes you just have to make the problem explode repeatedly

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4261

<+Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] krm26 (Bar Hum Fem Neu) destroyed Vecna, on T:103273 (1 day, 13:31:21)
<krm26> omigod! decapitated before he left his throne
<@K2> \o/
<krm26> /o\

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4260

<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] hothraxxa (Con Orc Fem Cha) made her first wish - "thoroughly historic very fixed extinguished unlabeled partly eaten holy very ring of p'hul named this means i'll be dead soon", on T:768 (0:18:53)
<hothraxxa> oh shit
<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] hothraxxa (Con Orc Fem Cha), 125 points, T:768, killed by touching The Ring of P'hul

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4259

+Beholder | [hdf-eu] [nh370] ais523 (Kni Hum Mal Law) averted death (killed by the high priest of Moloch), on T:37350
Umbire | Sounds like you got dinged up
+Beholder | [hdf-eu] [nh370] ais523 (Kni Hum Mal Law) averted death (killed by the high priest of Moloch), on T:37357
+Beholder | [hdf-eu] [nh370] ais523 (Kni Hum Mal Law) killed the high priest of Moloch, on T:37359
ais523 | this is not going well
Loggers_VIII | damn ais what went down there
+Beholder | [hdf-eu] [nh370] ais523 (Kni Hum Mal Law) acquired The Amulet of Yendor, on T:37361
Umbire | Twofer, huh
ais523 | Loggers_VIII: surrounded by monsters and, because this is -94, not outregenerating the combat
ais523 | I am very low on healing sources
ais523 | although I've killed most of the dangerous stuff in the Sanctum now, I am worried about Astral
ais523 | I am very happy with the balance changes I've made :-)

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4258

<mobileuser> found a stethoscope and that dwarf lady blocking my way in the mines has AC -10.
<mobileuser> still not managing to consistently hit her yet, while she quickly pounds me with a mattock
<K2> so first date isnt going well

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4257

<github-bot> NetHack GitHub Commits: Purple worm burp wakes up monsters https://github.com/NetHack/NetHack/commit/f4f74b2e07eb333956b2e2a7c4915a7a8a83cc2e
<disperse (he/him)> Fond memories of my pet purple worm clearing out a whole barracks. *wipes a tear*
<antigulp> Only in NetHack would a change to the sound a monster makes while burping have strategic implications.

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4256

<Loggers_VIII> "Wait. I shall polymorph into a grid bug to give thee a fighting chance!" *immediately polymorphs into a marilith*
<aosdict> jk bro

http://nhqdb.alt.org/?4255

<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] Loggers (Con Dro Mal Cha), 567 points, T:747, killed by a giant rat, while praying
<Loggers_VIII> heh I died to a fox
<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] Loggers (Con Dro Mal Cha), 35 points, T:633, killed by a newt
<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] Loggers (Con Dro Mal Cha), 210 points, T:1200, killed by a dart
<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] Loggers (Con Dro Mal Cha), 405 points, T:1762, killed by a bat
<krm26> try to get killed by something with a longer name! rat, fox, dart, bat, newt -- go for a zombie