<Death_Below> Embarassing thing to have on a tomb stone: "Killed by a pony."
<GreyKnight> What, more embarassing than the knight killed by a *kitten* earlier?
<Death_Below> The kitten won? I would have lost money on that bet.
<GreyKnight> I can just imagine a child raised on nethack who is getting his first real pet
<ais523> Death_Below: clearly you don't understand the NetHack foodchain
<ais523> ant > horse > cat > human
<Death_Below> He would be scared out of his mind of going to a pet store. :)
<GreyKnight> "Oh boy, a kitten! We're gonna go out and kill people and rob all the shops!"
<Death_Below> Ah, yes, of course.
<GreyKnight> Death_Below: especially if they have an ant farm O_O;
<Death_Below> "Son we just bought you the kitten today... I am so sorry, officer."
<Death_Below> "It is probably going to happen again; we are very bad parents."
<GreyKnight> Dad is wearing a T-shirt with a big "+3" scrawled on the front in marker pen
<GreyKnight> And mum is busy in the kitchen making dinner. "Black pudding again tonight, we still have leftovers"
<MPR\splat> BUT MOM WE HAVE THAT EVERY NIGHT AND LAST NIGHT I FOUND A SPEAR IN MINE
<Death_Below> "And there is more coming up from the sink! Stop quaffing from there!"
<GreyKnight> Shut up or you won't get any slime mold and ice cream for afters!
<Malpercio> Death_Below: But... It's kicking sinks that summons puddings...
<Death_Below> "Stop kicking the sink, you little bastard child!" LD
<Death_Below> :D
<GreyKnight> Also, nobody is wearing trousers
<BlastHardcheese> they have to be wearing something, since you can sit on a cockatrice corpse without turning to stone
<BlastHardcheese> either that or they're very careful sitters
<Death_Below> They are wearing robes.
<GreyKnight> BlastHardcheese, they've got underwear on. They're not *savages*
<GreyKnight> (Apart from the barbarians)