<Malpercio> !gift Death_Below a blessed greased figurine of a succubus and a can of grease and
* Rodney gives Death_Below a blessed greased figurine of a succubus and a can of grease and a scroll of genocide
<Death_Below> It is just what I wanted!
<Death_Below> This is going to be magical Christmas. :D
<Snipufin> Malpercio: you forgot the saddle
<GreyKnight> !gift Malpercio a style guide, an Oxford comma, and
* Rodney throws Malpercio a style guide, an Oxford comma, and an oil lamp
<bcode> !gift GreyKnight the absence of an Oxford comma, a headache and
* Rodney gives GreyKnight the absence of an Oxford comma, a headache and a blessed orcish short sword
<GreyKnight> But wait! GreyKnight already has a headache! A headache falls to the floor.
<Malpercio> GreyKnight's head suddenly aches very painfully!
<GreyKnight> Nothing sudden about it, it's been one of those days -_-
<Death_Below> "A trap door opens up under GreyKnight! A headache falls through!"
<GreyKnight> Bedtime for me I think
<Death_Below> !gift GreyKnight a bedtime story and a glass of warm milk and
* Rodney gives GreyKnight a bedtime story and a glass of warm milk and a blessed potion of speed
<Death_Below> Because you want to fall asleep quickly.
<GreyKnight> A trap door in the ceiling opens up and a headache falls on Malpercio's head!
<GreyKnight> Luckily, he is wearing a tin foil hat.
<Death_Below> "You hear the studio audience applaud!"