< Irashtar> Watch out for master quantum mechanics!
< Violist> they won't do any of that wimpy uncertain location.
< Violist> they'll fry yor body with improbabilities and kill you
< Irashtar> your size seems very uncertain! you shrink into a gnome!
< Violist> "Your brain seems very uncertain! The quantum tunneling effects in your brain cease functioning! You die... --more--"
< Violist> RIP Foo, killed by brain malfunctioning
< _Q> heh
< Violist> and here he is! the master Q himself
* Violist holds microphone to _Q's mouth
< Violist> so how does it feel having control of the quantum irregularities of the universe?