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<NetSysFire> As you read the scroll, it disappears. Your mithril runed dagger named Sting glows blue for a moment.
<NetSysFire> so scroll of enchant weapon summons orcs for a split second

<Umbire> oh holy shit idea, what if you could recreate the "original" Mjollnir
<Umbire> from back when it was a lucern hammer rather than a normal one
<Umbire> and theme it after divine thunder or light or something
<amateurhour> just stick mojo on the end of a long stick and call it a day
<amateurhour> why yes I am a master forger, how could you tell?

<LarienTelrunya> this does not bode well, if I can't even handle the monsters on dungeon level 48 I'll have no chance in hell once I make it to gehennom

<mobileuser> lol "The elven priestess of Moloch will not accept the name Bob."

* Istfemer wonders how that giant mimic passed through a closed shop door.
< Istfemer> Ah, they can flow under doors.
< Istfemer> Still, I find such a thing a little implausible for a *giant* mimic
< Guest4388> It mimics a giant rug.

< aosdict> Trappers also mimic giant rugs.

<Guest267> Okay, now Zorba is messing with my polypiles.  Oops.
<Guest267> So I lock him on the other side of a door...
<Guest267> Zorba smashes down a door.
<Guest267> "Master I love you so much!  Why did you lock the door?"

<Demo> dwarves and gnomes (enemy not player) have speed 6
<riker> any player dwarves and gnomes are literally twice as fast as their typical brethren
<riker> maybe that's what heralded them from birth, superspeed

<Umbyre (he/him)> slex actually had some good ideas which bothers me because it's mired in so much Other Shit
<riker> what if gnome... but he gooey

<antigulp> I love edge cases in the rules that, upon consideration, make little sense. D&D's housecats that can easily murder their owners, NetHack's magic pants...
<bloodnok> NetHack's housecats that can easily murder their owners, for that matter
<antigulp> True. I remember when I was a kid and first learning how to play, I was totally taken by surprise when a kitten completely eviscerated me.
<antigulp> Why did my gnome healer start with 9 int :/
<nabru> 9 int... how did they get into medical school?
<antigulp> I think her cat took her exams for her
<antigulp> Ok never mind my cat has been frozen by floating eyes 3 times. This cat also did not pass medical school.

<qt> the cat is sitting on my shoulder watching me work
<qt> she is cute
<Mandevil> Doesn't sound very comfortable.
<qt> it's not that uncomfortable, most of her weight is on the back of the chair
<qt> and it's worth putting up with a little discomfort if she will learn how to code from observing me at work
<qt> then I can delegate all my tasks to the cat and kick back and relax
<qt> i will call it KitHub Copilot powered by CatGPT