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#4068 (17) X December 21, 2022
<Loggers_VIII> yeah I have to say there's at least a 90% uptick in drawbridge frequency in this game from any of my vanilla games
<Loggers_VIII> thankfully I lucked out and know the knock spell
<K2> knock knock / who's there? / Loggers / Loggers who? / Loggers let me in dammit! <pew pew>
<Loggers_VIII> lol
<K2> :P
 
#4067 (27) X December 20, 2022
<antigulp> Hitting a monster with a flaming sword = silent
<antigulp> Clumsy kick = wakey wakey chicken bakey
<antigulp> nethack
 
#4066 (23) X December 20, 2022
<qt> leprechauns should be tamed by throwing a potion of milk at them
<qt> also potions of milk should be added to the game
<qt> you can get them from #rubbing a minotaur
<cbus> sounds like something totally worth it to get a leprechaun pet
<amateurhour> dnh has goats milk but drinking it causes tentacles to erupt from your brain intermittently
<amateurhour> does that count qt?
<qt> when i search for "leprechaun + milk" i just find various green liquids marketed as 'leprechaun milk'. but isn't that part of the folklore, that you're supposed to set our bread and milk on your stoop for them?
<qt> i don't know enough about leprechaun preferences to say yes or no amateurhour
<qt> maybe i'm confusing leprechauns with some other kind of fairy
<amateurhour> I googled it and some sites suggest leprechauns are extremely allergic to dairy
<cbus> so if you give milk to a leprechaun it explodes?
 
#4065 (24) X December 20, 2022
<hackemslashem> I'm going to be vacuuming a bunch of the stuff you added to my fork if you don't mind :)
<antigulp> Just don't take the code related to monsters riding monsters. That code is evil.
<antigulp> I didn't write that code, I channeled it from a nightmare dimension.
 
#4064 (30) X December 20, 2022
<Grasshopper> I just woke up
<Grasshopper> time to ascend
<elenmirie> I like to start my day by becoming a demigoddess - it really sets you up for whatever life is going to throw at you
 
#4063 (33) X December 16, 2022
<Grassy> "You have a little trouble lifting g - a wand of light. Your movements are slowed slightly because of your load."
<Grassy> wand of not-so-light
 
#4062 (28) X December 16, 2022
<Furey> you know you play too much nethack when ... you go to the store and they have a sign "pets not allowed" and you think "yes, i understand why they are doing that"
 
#4061 (30) X December 16, 2022
<aosdict> belated happy thanksgiving
<NetSysFire> if you want to get stoned, eat stuffed chickatrice for dinner
<NetSysFire> maybe green mold stuffed chickatrice is fine to eat
<aosdict> you have to make sure to always get some green mold on the same bite as the meat
<aosdict> can't ever have a bite of pure meat
<Muad> you need a butler who sprinkles you with acid if you misbite
 
#4060 (23) X December 16, 2022
<mobileuser> the Oracle franchise is wildly succesful
<mobileuser> there is an inscription here. you read: "oracles r us opening soon"
<Bleeko> Oracle is okay, but they never get my name right on the prophecy
<Bleeko> "Blooko?" "Half-fat mocha consultation for Blaako??"
 
#4059 (32) X December 14, 2022
<Furey> The Dungeons of Doom: levels 1 to 25
<Furey>    Level 2:
<Furey>       An armor shop.
<Furey>       Oracle of Delphi.
<Furey>    Level 3:
<Furey>       A scroll shop.
<Furey>       Oracle of Delphi.
<Furey>       Stairs down to The Gnomish Mines.
<Furey>    Level 4:
<Furey>       Oracle of Delphi.
<Furey>    Level 5:
<Furey>       A shop.
<Furey>       Oracle of Delphi.
<Furey>    Level 6: <- You are here.
<Furey>       Oracle of Delphi.
<Andrio> What the heck have you done to the poor Oracle?

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