Latest

First  -10  ...  356  357  358  359  360  ...  +10  Last
 
#656 (-43) X March 15, 2013
< dasunt> Cook food first, then eat it.
< joshk> wand of fire?
< joshk> i've never seen a cooked corpse before
< djm> you need to find the blessed +1 George Forman grill
 
#654 (-5) X March 15, 2013
< dtype> i think my grandmother has more hp than this tourist
 
#653 (-43) X March 15, 2013
< Violist> the succubus was putting the moves on my pet skeleton
< Violist> 'boner'
< paxed_> "ohh, yeah, give me your big femur"
 
#652 (-39) X March 15, 2013
< Rodney> koyaan (Mon Hum Fem Neu), 1962027 points, dissolved in molten lava (with the Amulet)
< koyaan> unbelievable :)
< zap-zero> at least 'the Student of Fire' is a suitable description for you ;)
 
#651 (105) X March 15, 2013
< Zadir> is there a way to unlock a stack of boxes at the same time?
< blindcoder> /oOpening I think
< zap-zero> or spell of knock
< Zadir> ah ok thank
< Zadir> Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick! Klick!--More--
< blindcoder> o_O
< blindcoder> how many boxes do you have?
< Zadir> didn't count
 
#650 (-31) X March 15, 2013
* Mucknert nibbles on Raeths brain
< Mucknert> graaaiiiiiiinsssss
< Raeth> EEK! Stay away from my ... grains?
 
#649 (-15) X March 15, 2013
< Raeth> Umm... my wand of digging's not doing anything. Can you not dig on the Medusa level?
< Violist> it's probably empty
< Raeth> I used two different ones.
< Raeth> It didn't say nothing happened.
< Violist> are you digging down?
< Raeth> Violist: Yes, with .
< billnye> haha
< Violist> that's why
< greycat> . is SELF. > is down.
< billnye> that's not down
< Violist> that's shooting it at yourself
< Raeth> Oh. o.o
< Violist> > is down
< billnye> you're lucky you didn't put your eye out with that thing
 
#648 (-15) X March 15, 2013
< WEERD> man I love watching nethack
< WEERD> they need to put this shit on cable
< blindcoder> nethack reality TV
 
#647 (-43) X March 15, 2013
< Irashtar> Watch out for master quantum mechanics!
< Violist> they won't do any of that wimpy uncertain location.
< Violist> they'll fry yor body with improbabilities and kill you
< Irashtar> your size seems very uncertain! you shrink into a gnome!
< Violist> "Your brain seems very uncertain! The quantum tunneling effects in your brain cease functioning! You die... --more--"
< Violist> RIP Foo, killed by brain malfunctioning
< _Q> heh
< Violist> and here he is! the master Q himself
* Violist holds microphone to _Q's mouth
< Violist> so how does it feel having control of the quantum irregularities of the universe?
 
#646 (-32) X March 15, 2013
< blindcoder> There are 13176 brown pudding corpses here; sacrifice one? [ynq] (n)
< blindcoder> that must be new record
< sawtooth> what kind of farming bot is that? :)
< blindcoder> a crazy one
< sawtooth> trying to make compost?

First  -10  ...  356  357  358  359  360  ...  +10  Last

Pending quotes: 0; Approved quotes: 4215