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#514 (-5) X March 8, 2013
< Sebbe> You are beginning to feel hungry.--More--
< Sebbe> You see here a scroll labeled YUM YUM.
 
#513 (-13) X March 6, 2013
< TauPan> I think it's amusing that shopkeepers are so blatantly stupid.
< TauPan> (I just went into a shop with 300$ and went out with 3984$ and a lot of items)
< TauPan> (The shopkeep is of course still alive)
< cbus> TauPan: is he happy? :)
< TauPan> He's cursing...
< cbus> tried to kill you?
< TauPan> nope
< cbus> how did you get away?
< TauPan> by walking?
< TauPan> Oh, we are still best friends.
< TauPan> He welcomes me and encourages me to use the 3000$ credit I still have.
 
#512 (45) X March 6, 2013
< joshk> wtf is a fixed pancake
< joshk> it doesn't show up as fixed
< joshk> g - a greased pancake.
< joshk> lol
< joshk> that must taste like shit
< cbus> hehe yeah :)
< cbus> fireproof pancake ;)
< cbus> unburnable
< cbus> even the lousiest chef can't destroy it!
 
#511 (14) X March 6, 2013
< joshk> what do people think of a patch to nethack that allows your god to expel you from something that's swallowed you if you pray?
< greycat> ... if your name is Jonah? ;)
 
#510 (-1) X March 6, 2013
< rast-> You see a baby white dragon fly out of your pack!
< rast-> Its cries sound like "daddy?"
< rast-> That was no ordinary egg!
< rast-> sorry kid, "daddy" cant afford the alimony
* rast- heartlessly abandons it
 
#509 (-16) X March 6, 2013
< rast> Welcome to experience level 20. You feel cool!
< rast> i'm so cool, i'm level 20
 
#508 (-12) X March 6, 2013
< stormbind> suddenly, all my scrolls are unlabeled? which enemies has unlabeled all my scrolls... ?
< greycat> that pool of water enemy :)
< greycat> or that 'zapped myself with a wand' enemy
< greycat> or the ever-popular 'I played nethack while drunk' enemy :)
 
#507 (-17) X March 6, 2013
< joshk> Odie eats a black dragon egg (laid by you).
< joshk> ASSHOLE
 
#506 (-30) X March 6, 2013
< Poeir> ?? chugging sound > Poeir
< Poeir> Heh. I was thinking trains. What would a train be doing in the dungeon?
 
#505 (-25) X March 6, 2013
< dtype> damn. i stood at sc2003 with about 5 teraflops of computing power within my sight, and could just think... "that would run a lot of nethack games, or maybe one nethack game really really fast". ;)

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