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#96 (15) X February 28, 2013
< itsblah> now you must prepare for the menace of conduct games
< itsblah> lets start you off as atheist genoless wishless polyless polyselfless?
< fishbowl> i'll start with "polearm-less"
 
#95 (-9) X February 28, 2013
< Snpr> are there some benefits in accessing the castle with an instrument?
< _Q> Snpr: you can open and close the drawbridge
< sawtooth> yup, the castle meat grinder
 
#94 (-20) X February 28, 2013
< fishbowl> a twelfth spellbook of invisibility! Thanks Mars!!!
 
#93 (-19) X February 28, 2013
< Arcane> Watch my game. Tell me when you're ready to see one DEAD shopkeeper.
< fishbowl> with your AC9, LVL8 char
< fishbowl> this i gotta see
< itsblah> im ready to see one dead arkane
< cjfp> watching
< Arcane> Shit.
< Pio> ..uh oh
< fishbowl> I think i see a flaw in your plan.
< cjfp> what are you doing man!?
< Arcane> SINCE WHEN did shopkeepers have Wands of Lightning? >___<
 
#92 (-33) X February 28, 2013
* cjfp missed the pun because he isn't part of the mmorpg world
< itsblah> be glad you are not
< cjfp> why?
< itsblah> it draws you in like nethack
< cjfp> i can believe it
< itsblah> but you also get the added bonus of annoying asses
 
#91 (-35) X February 28, 2013
< Arcane> The succubus takes 3808 zorkmids for services rendered!
< Cheapy_> You just got laid, congrats!
< Arcane> 3808 gold pieces.
< Arcane> Overchargin' ho.
 
#90 (-37) X February 28, 2013
< Rodney> MadCow (Val Hum Fem Neu), 1934 points, killed by an elven arrow
< sawtooth> go team elven arrow!
< Violist> go team elvish chicks with big weapons! :)
< greycat> and green leather!
 
#89 (-31) X February 28, 2013
< Rodney> Aleister (Wiz Hum Mal Cha), 34 points, killed by a water moccasin
< WEERD> when will they learn?
< WEERD> my death rate went down so fast ever since I stopped drinking from the fountins
< WEERD> actully also while I stopped drinking while playing 'hack
 
#88 (-18) X February 28, 2013
< SpeedEvi1> Shopkeeper wanted 20K for my vorpal blade.
< blindcoder> until he lost his head?
 
#87 (-52) X February 28, 2013
< bclewis> Heh. I was in a vault, and I ate a mimic corpse:
< bclewis> Suddenly one of the Vault's guards enters!
< bclewis> Puzzled, he turns around and leaves.
< _Q> "Hey! Who left that orange in here?"

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