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#504 (12) X March 6, 2013
* madness has just been asked to make up his job title for company he's just been made director at.
< madness> and I've obviously been playing too much nethack when "Demigod" comes to mind.
 
#503 (-10) X March 6, 2013
< paxed> You suddenly vomit! You feel hungry. "Are you truly the best Ankh-Morpork has to send against me?"
 
#502 (-16) X March 6, 2013
< tsuteiuQ> farming brown puddings?
< greycat> they're in season, apparently
 
#501 (-6) X March 6, 2013
< joshk> Perhaps it is runoff from the nearby Windows XP farm.
 
#500 (-28) X March 6, 2013
< dtype> everything is mollified with god bbq
< greycat> dtype: mmmm, BBQ baluchiterium ribs with four-leaf clover garnish
 
#499 (68) X March 6, 2013
* madness hopes no-one was watching him repeatedly sit on an orcish dagger before he realised he wasn't sitting on a throne
< madness> "It's not very comfortable"
 
#498 (-35) X March 6, 2013
* dtype is sitting at his new workplace.
< paxed> good for you, dtype. moved to the living room now? ;)
 
#497 (-6) X March 6, 2013
< madness> eek
< madness> goddamn - I'm carrying my house !
< madness> Overtaxed.
< greycat> I'm overtaxed, too! Damned IRS!
 
#496 (8) X March 6, 2013
< greycat> A nurse, a succubus and a black light. Now *this* is a party.
 
#495 (-22) X March 6, 2013
< indigo> my "large cat" is fighting a "little dog"
< indigo> i've always wanted a cat that could take care of those yappy dogs :P

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