* greycat wonders whether Medusa wears garter snakes on her thighs
* dasunt decides to sue dtype over loss of productivity.
< dtype> heh, bring it. ;)
< dasunt> Well, actually, you'll be a co-defendant, the entire devteam will be named as well.
< dasunt> ?? dtype_booze
< Rodney> dtype_booze[1]: a - an uncursed can of coke
< Rodney> dtype_booze[2]: b - a blessed bottle of Jim Beam
< Rodney> dtype_booze[3]: c - 3 uncursed ice cubes
< joshk> why must the Jim Beam be blessed?
< dtype> Jim Beam autoblesses
< dtype> where's my whore?
* dtype keeps kicking the sink.
< dtype> what a pain. severe headache after one sleeping
< dtype> this wizard of mine must be a demon in the sack
< tsuteiuQ> push right
< tsuteiuQ> all the way
< dtype> my pauses aren't sokoban thinking, are conversations. heh.
< dtype> i had the spell of light. but the owlbear wasn't impressed.
< tsuteiuQ> dtype: no magic?
< dtype> tsuteiuQ: what magic?
< tsuteiuQ> dtype: I was under the impression that wizards could use magic
< dtype> if force bolt was accurate enough to hit a fat man stuck in a bathroom stall maybe that owlbear wouldn't have seen it fly by him (missing) 3 times in a row
< jilles> hit chance of force bolt is about (10+monster_ac)/20
* dtype estimates the AC of a fat man stuck in a bathroom stall to be about -10 by force bolt's accuracy. :)
* tarzeau hands the croesus a scroll of paper
< tarzeau> croesus reads the scroll: "all your money or dead!"
< mars> "Croesus has activated the silent alarm!"
< tarzeau> have you ever done a really big bankrobbery?
< tarzeau> a genious one, without murdering
< dtype> in real life? only that once.
* madness wonders where the water walking boots are
* greycat votes for "on the other side of the water"