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<raxvulpine> Anden: I have decided (I'm farming in my current game) that pudding farming absolutely sucks and is mind-numbing.
<raxvulpine> It's so boring I've stopped doing it at work.

< Rodney> Dentarthurdent (Tou Hum Mal Neu), 180 points, killed by kicking a gnome corpse
< Dentarthur> I thought it was a food ration

<Adeon> have you ever tried to slash a bee with a sword? not that easy

< Leissi> I often die trying to get telepathy from a floating eye
< Leissi> does that make me telepathetic? :|

< ca9> hey, maybe this has something to do with me being invisible
< Voffer> invisibility prevents exiting from a shop, yeah
< alphamale> this is why ninjas don't shop

< xXPorKFarTXx> HELO
< TruePika> xXPorKFarTXx: this isn't SMTP
< skylord5816> xXPorKFarTXx: this is not a mail server.
* TruePika zaps a wand of polymorph at xXPorKFarTXx. xXPorKFarTXx turns into a mail daemon!

<bcode> You hit the cockatrice! Your tentacles suck the cockatrice.--More--
<theRaisse> You turn to stone.
<bcode> Actually, You eat the cockatrice's brain! You kill the cockatrice!--More--
<bcode> Welcome to experience level 4. You feel awake! You turn to stone...--More--

<kerio> bhaak, choked on a penis.
<Grunt> kerio, killed by tastelessness.
<ais523> Grunt: kerio is always like this
<Grunt> ais523, squished under the obvious.

<Anvilgames> My new Tourist started with two uncursed cans of spinach
<danirijeka> TOOT-TOOT
<Anvilgames> exactly
<Rodney> Anvilgames (Tou Hum Fem Neu), 5 points, choked on a tin of spinach
<Anvilgames> CRAP

<SimMarine> You kill the zruty! A voice booms out... "So thou thought thou couldst kill me, fool."