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#4198 (19) X June 26, 2023
<Umbire> headcanon: gelatinous cubes are just water E that ingested powder
 
#4197 (15) X June 26, 2023
<stenno> gauntlets of purity sound awesome
<qt> next level up from a purity ring
<qt> i put on my blessed purity ring, +2 gauntlets of purity and my +4 chastity belt
<qt> do they protect you from foocubi?
<qt> K2 please add that if not
<qt> I want to play as a holy warrior of abstinence
 
#4196 (26) X June 26, 2023
<cbus> "you should type-name all gems before throwing them at coaligned unicorns"
<cbus> sounds like it just has to have some calling not the correct one
<mobileuser> yeah just naming is enough
<mobileuser> sometimes I will spend time naming all my gems like brown1 etc
<cbus> I always call mine instantly (I do hard/soft test when I pick them up)
<aosdict> I always do that, and then kick myself because why am I wasting my time on gems??? I'm never actually going to sell them
 
#4195 (14) X June 22, 2023
<bouquet> what material are elvish long swords made of?
<Umbire> they can be wood, copper, silver, mithril
<bouquet> when the don't specify a material?
<bouquet> "uncursed elven long sword"... it's not iron and it's not specifically anything else.
<Umbire> wood
<Umbire> or copper
<bouquet> maybe it's made of elves?
<Umbire> no, it's wood
<Umbire> lol
 
#4194 (16) X June 22, 2023
< Bleeko> Gomez catches the tripe ration. Gomez eats an uncursed tripe ration. Gomez chokes over its food! Gomez dies!
< Bleeko> You feel guilty about losing your pet like this.
< Bleeko> WTF??
< Bleeko> This is ace
< Bleeko> Do any of the other variants let your pet overeat? And if we are going to be accurate, as a cat, he would just hork it all up and make me
clean up the dungeon floor.
< Muad> harsh game.. "you feel guilty about" .. feeding your pet???
 
#4193 (1) X June 20, 2023
<Homage> R - an uncursed can of grease
<Homage> Apply what? R
<Homage> What do you want to grease? <
<Homage> You apply a thick coat of grease to your hair.
<Homage> The silver wand catches your attention! C - a wand of striking fancy
<Homage> The homo-nculus hits! "Hello, sailor!"
 
#4192 (12) X June 20, 2023
<ais523> and got to Astral!
<ais523> warning: I have a higher proportion of Astral deaths than pretty much anyone else
<K2> ais523: my sporkhack record enters chat
 
#4191 (15) X June 19, 2023
<bhaak> nobody is perfect
<K2> except aosdict. he is perfect in every way. he just allows bugs in xnh to exist so the rest of us dont feel ashamed
<aosdict> you're slightly off, I allow bugs in xnh to exist to give qt something to do
 
#4190 (7) X June 19, 2023
<dbanethacker> When you throw an actual gem at a unicorn, do you have to not be blind to get the luck bonus?
<stenno> no, don't think so
<mobileuser> blind is fine
<stenno> i assume the fact if a unicorn accepts a gem 'gratefully' instead of 'gracefully' is something you can only see
<stenno> but i wouldn't know, i never saw a grateful unicorn irl
<stenno> it must be a subtle change in their facial expression
 
#4189 (19) X June 19, 2023
<crunchbubba> I was laughing at wielding cream pies, then saw that it's actually in the wiki
<Arseniy> not only are cream pies on the wiki, so is suggestion to go to the trouble of robbing a shop to get them because it's that important

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