<paxed> hysterical raisins
<K2> ^ new email signature
<aosdict> K2: you mean, new fruit name
<K2> no
<K2> work email signature
<K2> can't wait til I have send an email to the executive level folks
<jonadab> "Eat your broccoli," her mother said. "That's not even a comestible in NetHack, so I promise it won't mess up your foodless conduct in the game."
<Elronnd> OPTIONS=fruit:broccoli
<aosdict> lies. you can't set fruit to a vegetable! That's against the rules! Do I need to call the Kops?
<ilbelkyr> you can set it to tomato though, since tomatoes are technically fruit
<ilbelkyr> (reminds me of the old "D&D stats explained by tomatoes" thing)
<ilbelkyr> (Str is the ability to squish a tomato in your hand. Dex is the ability to evade a thrown tomato. Con is the ability to eat a rotten tomato and survive. Int is knowing tomatos are fruit. Wis is not putting them in a fruit salad anyway. Cha is being able to sell a fruit salad full of tomatoes)
<jonadab> Hmm, I thought Wis was being able to cast "make fruit salad" every couple of rounds without running out of magical energy.
<ilbelkyr> to do that with pudding, otoh, you need the Eye of Tapioca.