<bhaak> I thnk there were bugs in 3.4.3 with you being blamed for your pets actions
<aosdict> well why doesn't the dungeon work that way, in real life I'm responsible for my pets' actions
<bhaak> NHINRL
<bhaak> real life is not always fun to play
<bhaak> you can't train pets good enough to not be a nuisance some time and even if you could, this would probably be pretty grindy
<aosdict> get out of here with your facts and logic
<mobileuser> "You see here an Olog-hai corpse. You are beginning to feel hungry." now that's what I call good timing
<@K2> ogre, it's what's for dinner
<@K2> ogre, the other other white meat
<+qt> hey aosdict
<+qt> i still have your shirt, just tell me when you want it
<+Demo> you should use it to lure him into a trap and then capture him and keep him in a cage and make him write new Hawaiian shirt descriptions for you
FOREVER
<+qt> so instead of having the algorithm to pick a random design NetHack will make a call to a box with aosdict in it and he will have to type one out
<+qt> that sounds very efficient
<+qt> I guess it will make NetHack an always-online game but that's a small price to pay
<+Demo> it can be a compile time option intended to be set by server owners
<+Demo> otherwise it will fall back on hardcoded ones
< mobileuser> "it types out the new design on its keyboard"
<+qt> you've thought of everything, I guess this really is feasible
<+qt> The design features HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE on a GET ME OUT OF HERE
<+jonadab> Is the shirt also made with Xinjiang cotton?
<+rld> <nabru [@nabrurocks]> The design features a seahorse screaming "I'M STUCK IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT FACTORY".
< docpi> nabru, I would buy that shirt!
<krm26> i was vanished again for a few weeks, i assume panda jedi are now in evilhack?
<krm26> and mobileuser has ascended three of them?
< Furey2> do not fear: dragons, dinosaurs, vampires
< Furey2> do fear: little dogs, little cats, ants
<NetSysFire> what magical device do all unionized workers carry?
<NetSysFire> a wand of striking
<NetSysFire> K2: did you fix the gnolls witherling issue or is evilhack still literally unplayable?
<K2> NetSysFire - nothing to fix, it's correct and not broken
<NetSysFire> i am very disappointed in you
<K2> i'm used to it
<K2> <--- married
<mobileuser> I have to say basic fireball is very useful against player monsters
<Umbire> sometimes you just have to make the problem explode repeatedly
<+Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] krm26 (Bar Hum Fem Neu) destroyed Vecna, on T:103273 (1 day, 13:31:21)
<krm26> omigod! decapitated before he left his throne
<@K2> \o/
<krm26> /o\
<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] hothraxxa (Con Orc Fem Cha) made her first wish - "thoroughly historic very fixed extinguished unlabeled partly eaten holy very ring of p'hul named this means i'll be dead soon", on T:768 (0:18:53)
<hothraxxa> oh shit
<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] hothraxxa (Con Orc Fem Cha), 125 points, T:768, killed by touching The Ring of P'hul