<Grasshopper> "K2 eats a black dragon corpse. K2 looks very firm."
<Grasshopper> he's been working out
<K2> that's not why I'm firm
<K2> 😁
<rld> <@chrisang> Nasal demons probably count as a major bug.
<Noisytoot> Nasal demons?
<rld> <@chrisang> Undefined behavior.
<rld> <@chrisang> Anything the compiler choses to do is by definition correct, including make demons fly out of your nose.
<rld> <@paradox> Your nose starts to tingle. You sneeze! Juiblex suddenly appears nearby!
<d_i_s_p_e_r_s_e> Watch captain: *watches you kick down a door* "Hey stop that!"
<d_i_s_p_e_r_s_e> *You walk down the street and kick down a shopkeeper's door, then pay the shopkeeper 400 gold*
<d_i_s_p_e_r_s_e> Watch captain: "Well, okay then."
<bhaak> I thnk there were bugs in 3.4.3 with you being blamed for your pets actions
<aosdict> well why doesn't the dungeon work that way, in real life I'm responsible for my pets' actions
<bhaak> NHINRL
<bhaak> real life is not always fun to play
<bhaak> you can't train pets good enough to not be a nuisance some time and even if you could, this would probably be pretty grindy
<aosdict> get out of here with your facts and logic
<mobileuser> "You see here an Olog-hai corpse. You are beginning to feel hungry." now that's what I call good timing
<@K2> ogre, it's what's for dinner
<@K2> ogre, the other other white meat
<+qt> hey aosdict
<+qt> i still have your shirt, just tell me when you want it
<+Demo> you should use it to lure him into a trap and then capture him and keep him in a cage and make him write new Hawaiian shirt descriptions for you
FOREVER
<+qt> so instead of having the algorithm to pick a random design NetHack will make a call to a box with aosdict in it and he will have to type one out
<+qt> that sounds very efficient
<+qt> I guess it will make NetHack an always-online game but that's a small price to pay
<+Demo> it can be a compile time option intended to be set by server owners
<+Demo> otherwise it will fall back on hardcoded ones
< mobileuser> "it types out the new design on its keyboard"
<+qt> you've thought of everything, I guess this really is feasible
<+qt> The design features HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE on a GET ME OUT OF HERE
<+jonadab> Is the shirt also made with Xinjiang cotton?
<+rld> <nabru [@nabrurocks]> The design features a seahorse screaming "I'M STUCK IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT FACTORY".
< docpi> nabru, I would buy that shirt!
<krm26> i was vanished again for a few weeks, i assume panda jedi are now in evilhack?
<krm26> and mobileuser has ascended three of them?
< Furey2> do not fear: dragons, dinosaurs, vampires
< Furey2> do fear: little dogs, little cats, ants
<NetSysFire> what magical device do all unionized workers carry?
<NetSysFire> a wand of striking
<NetSysFire> K2: did you fix the gnolls witherling issue or is evilhack still literally unplayable?
<K2> NetSysFire - nothing to fix, it's correct and not broken
<NetSysFire> i am very disappointed in you
<K2> i'm used to it
<K2> <--- married