<Beholder> [hdf-eu] [nh370] wispofvapor (Wiz Hum Fem Neu), 127 points, T:511, killed by a burning book
<rld> <@cpittman> Wow. That was a strangely appropriate death.
<Bleeko> But I only play november, last year was my first june and I enjoyed it so much that I'm back
<hothraxxa> junethack is how i got into variants. now i only play vanilla in tournaments
<Bleeko> Yea, it really busted me out of my comfort zone, but still haven't done much with the phone book of new races/roles
<Bleeko> droven celliacchronobookbinder armorhotdogonout and so forth
<@crunchbubba> hey guys! I found a mimic shop!
<@crunchbubba> 6 mimics!
<@Demo> any good deals?
<@cbus> any altar on the level? :)
<@docpi> Practical thinking, cbus, I like that.
<@crunchbubba> some are even house trained!
<@docpi> Why, crunchbubba, did they drop some acid?
<@docpi> OR do they hip-hop around?
<@crunchbubba> "different kind of house
<@docpi> @ah since this nethack, I bet they rock!
<@crunchbubba> but I like your thinking
<@crunchbubba> :is more of an old school trancer. 2000s
<@docpi> crunchbubba, go ahead, pop them.
<@docpi> Then swing them to the altar.
<@docpi> MAke sure not to drag them, for you would leave a groove.
<@docpi> "Anyway, dear audience, and you are a lovely audience tonight, what is it with mimics? You gotta be careful when dealing with them. You make tell them a joke, but they have dibs on the punchline."
<@docpi> "Thank you, thank you. I will be here all week. Tell your friends to come by to see my show."
<@docpi> Ah..
<@docpi> "you tell them a joke"
<@docpi> That's what happens when you decide to rewrite the gag midway while typing. You readily choke on it.
< aosdict> You drop an uncursed dented pot. You hear loud clanging.
< aosdict> well I should think so
<Umbire> You read: "Soon you'll join this fellow in hell! -- the Wizard of Yendor".
<Loggers_VIII> that's one of my favorites
<Loggers_VIII> I like to imagine the wizard of yendor just running around the dungeon killing random low level characters so he can taunt you
<terrapin> I like to think that priests blind you knowing it will show you all the scary monsters waiting for you
<K2> pro tip - altar camp before reaching exp level 3. guaranteed *not* to get an artifact. getting enchanted gear that early is kind of a big deal
<mobileuser> well I mostly get useless weapons ;-)
<K2> i should look at removing the mobileuser-specific code...
<K2> ooh shit. did i type that?
<K2> errr
<K2> uuuuh
<K2> hi!
<mobileuser> here mobileuser, have yet another dagger!
< cbus> gnollhack should not count unless you are a gnoll
< cbus> I am no gnoll, are you?
< corwin> ask not for whom the gnoll hacks
< corwin> s/ask/ACK # my bad
< qt> the gnoll is hacking a TCP handshake?
< cbus> sneaky gnoll
< qt> gnoll-in-the-middle attack
< corwin> is there already a gnomish minesweeper?
< corwin> *safe, safe, safe, polytrap* fuk
< Bleeko> Gnoll country for old men ...
< dingotron> I can gno longer handle these puns
< corwin> calm down m8; all part of the gnomenclature
<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] Loggers (Con Dro Mal Cha) wished for "blessed +2 dragonhide pair of speed boots", on T:32703 (3:00:14)
<Loggers_VIII> I never know what to do after this
<K2> wear the boots
<terrapin> hah, crushed a zombie in a Sokoban pit with a boulder and felt clever about having disposed of its corpse until it dug itself up and made a new pit
<Umbire> lmao RIP
<terrapin> if only it had