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<krm26> although i want this even more than a rivian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xdKdKlErZU
<qt> where do you park that thing to sleep when you're driving it around? RV parks?
<qt> it looks like some kind of post-apocalyptic mobile base. too bad there won't be much gasoline available after the apocalypse
<qt> and it looks like a real gas guzzler too
<krm26> it has a fairly omnivorous engine
<K2> even less diesel, which is what this runs on
<krm26> i think they get 5-6 mpg diesel
<K2> gosh. if only you had an all electric truck and solar panels
<qt> or you could convert it to run on the fat from zombie corpses
<K2> hahah
<K2> zombo-fat
<krm26> i dont think zombies are noted for their huge fat supplies
<qt> 5-6 miles per zombie
<qt> mpz
<K2> LOL
<K2> way back when, mummies were used to fuel trains
<qt> really?? man, mummies were used for everything
<qt> hmm a lot of places online say it's an urban legend from the time
<K2> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_paper#Other_industrial_uses_for_mummies
<qt> > This master story teller was speaking tongue in cheek. He lets the reader in on the joke in the next passage
<K2> heh
<qt> so yeah, I guess not true
<qt> good, I don't think I would want to ride on a train powered by mummy screams

<Furey> gremlin danger actually depends on time of day
<Furey> it's day time on NAO for another ... 52 minutes!
<Furey> before that, they do crap damage. after that, they steal intrinsics for 8 hours.
<Furey> if you see a whole pack near water, they've already divided down to 1 HP, and magic light will kill them very efficiently. day or night.
<qt> With a pack of gremlins by the water / You must do just what you oughter / No matter the dlev, day or night / You can't go wrong with magic light / Burma-shave

<anselmus> orc bar time
* crunchbubba frowns, parsing, thinking of ordering a round for the house, then gets it
<qt> orcs don't need to be any more round, they are already 'o'

<krm26> mmm down to dl22 with no HAMMER except Ogresmasher, which alas can't forge itself
<krm26> wonder if i can use a lucern hammer :-)
<K2> i want ashmar so badly
<krm26> your hammer-poor loot generator won't lemme!
<K2> fake news
<krm26> i know the answer is no, but will it let me use a lucern hammer to forge with?
<K2> no
<krm26> what if i have really long arms?
<K2> no
<krm26> come onnnnnnnnnn
<K2> :P
<K2> but DAD

<Furey> the one that gets me: an egg that identifies as an egg, so i have to identify every plain egg and name them
<aosdict> ok here's what would be funny
<aosdict> add stuff to xname() adding "chicken" before an identified non-monster egg
<aosdict> then, since we have to expect players to wish for "chicken egg" and have it respected, add "chicken" to the wish parser as a no-op
<qt> haha
<aosdict> then hothraxxa can wish for even more bonkers things
<qt> I can only imagine hothraxxa's glee at that
<Furey> a blessed greased very historic chicken cloak?
<aosdict> uncursed very greased +3 thoroughly chicken silver dragon scale mail
<Furey> 3 scrolls of chicken charging
<aosdict> I think that would actually interfere with the wish parser
<qt> yeah I don't think chicken charging would work
<qt> unfortunately
<aosdict> it would however let you wish for things "of chicken"
<qt> very historic meat stick of chicken
<aosdict> thoroughly greased very very blessed 5 meatballs of chicken
<aosdict> chicken giant meatball
<Furey> i have some extra wishes, so i tried it (with current nao parser that is)
<Furey> For what do you wish? 3 blessed scrolls of chicken charging
<Furey> L - 3 scrolls of identify.
<qt> scrolls of identify are known as scrolls of chicken charging because you can use them to ID eggs

<aosdict> YANI: cloudy and white potions can also have ghosts rarely
<amateurhour> EPI: all potions can have ghosts lmao get rekt
<nabru> EPI: everything can have ghosts
<nabru> "As you bite into your food ration, an enormous ghost emerges!"

< Matt|home> there's a limit to how many items can be on a floor cuz of int's size, but is it possible to break the game if you have too many items in a
container or no?
< NetSysFire> maybe but i can assure you it will be VERY hard to reach that limit
< Matt|home> hm
< Matt|home> i have reason to be paranoid about that

< Matt|home> im debating what order i need to do this in.. i need to 1) dig out all dungeon tiles. 2) fill up all water. 3) eat as much rings/amulets as
i can to gain whatever bonuses i can this game
< Matt|home> 4) light up every dungeon tile permanently
< Matt|home> and 5) kill all the demons unlike last time

< Matt|home> Dlvl:26 $:0 HP:2148(2148) Pw:2865(2902) AC:-33 Xp:30 Satiated

<Loggers_VIII> what do celestial scales do?
<K2> they accessorize nicely. better than any of the other scales

<Hecubus> [hdf-au] [evil] Arahael (Mon Hum Fem Neu) killed Gollum, on T:580
<arahael> I wasn't trying to.
<bouquet> gollum goes down with one boulder to the face.
<arahael> bouquet: Yeah, but at 8000 aum per boulder, that ain't happening for me!
<bouquet> do you even lift, bro?

<stenno> @e? lucifer
<Hecubus> No such monster.
<K2> pinobot isnt updated
<qt> or perhaps lucifer just doesn't exist
<qt> the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing pinobot he doesn't exist