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#4232 (11) X September 21, 2023
<bouquet> Loggers_VIII: I checked the IRC logs and I think you have the record for fasted Gollum kill at 00:01:39.
<Loggers_VIII> bouquet lol I try to get gtown out of the way quickly
<krm26> you do EVERYTHING quickly
<Loggers_VIII> well I try to get gtown out of the way quicker, then
<bouquet> ya, I thought I blew through early stuff fast. You put me to shame
<terrapin> forge it, loggers, it's goblintown
 
#4231 (9) X September 21, 2023
[Checking countdown timer for TNNT]

<K2> $time
<Croesus> K2: 2023-09-21 18:55:38 UTC. 2023 Tournament begins in 40d 05:04:22
<K2> jesus days left
 
#4230 (25) X September 19, 2023
<@K2> You finish eating the xan corpse. You feel completely healthy.
<@K2> \o/
<Loggers_VIII> \o/
<Umbire> \oo/
<Umbire> that one's an ettin
 
#4229 (6) X September 16, 2023
<Demo> is the world in the nethack universe flat or round? are there any signs that would tip this off?
<Noisytoot> flat and 80x21
<bhaak> that's the dungeon though, not the whole world
 
#4228 (12) X September 16, 2023
<Noisytoot> Why is the character limit on wishes so short? I can't wish for a "blessed greased fixed thoroughly historic very figurine of an aspect of the silence" because it's too long
<bhaak> because nethack's reality doesn't like being buffer overflown
<bhaak> magic words take up space and if they get to big you could rip a hole into magictime and then all sorts of bad things can happen
 
#4227 (18) X August 30, 2023
<fweep> 18 points of intrinsic prot ftw
<Roke> are you sure that'll be enough?
<fweep> no
 
#4226 (14) X August 28, 2023
<Loggers_VIII> YANI: If you pray with a zombie corpse on a coaligned altar, the god destroys the corpse(s)
<Noisytoot> YANI: if your dog zaps you with a wide-angle disintegration beam, it destroys the corpse
<Noisytoot> s/dog/god/
<Noisytoot> YANI: give dogs the ability to zap you with wide-angle disintegration beams
 
#4225 (8) X August 25, 2023
Guest2042 | The acid blob vanishes. Death rises from the dead!
Guest2042 | Aw heck.  They fixed the "prevent Riders from respawning" trick?
Guest2042 | Or is the "vanished" acid blob just pushed somewhere else that I haven't filled yet?
Guest2042 | Whatever, I think I can handle these bozos.
Guest2042 | Mm, maybe.  They seem to be a lot cleverer than before.
Guest2042 | At your touch, the corpse suddenly moves... Death rises from the dead! Death vanishes. Pestilence rises from the dead!
Guest2042 | I don't even know WHAT is going on now.
Guest2042 | Death tapped out for a bit.
ChrisE | I guess when Pestilence rose from the dead it displaced Death... and I think you did find Death on the map, so it was a teleport rather than a removal.
Guest2042 | Yeah, Death got tired of being beat up and tagged out in favor of Pestilence and Famine.
Guest2042 | But he's back for more!
 
#4224 (8) X August 3, 2023
<Ferret> Does the lake of money [in the Rogue goal level] actually contain anything?
<aosdict> no
<aosdict> well, eels
<Ferret> Seems like that would be a good place to actually hide loot.
<Ferret> Well, except for the obvious signage.
<Ferret> It's a trap!
<ChrisE> It contains sharks. And *maybe* some kelp?
<aosdict> an absolute must if you are going to win the tnnt kelp eating contest
 
#4223 (14) X August 3, 2023
<oh6> !tell k2 looks like my 3.7.0 game crashed
<oh6> only about 2000 meatballs this time...
<paxed> what are you doing?
<paxed> i have not been able to get 3.7 to crash with meatballs
<cbus> encoded meatball recipe!
<paxed> i mean, i hope there aren't 30318872 meatball stacks
<aosdict> oh6 is somehow getting his game to emulate every molecule in each meatball
<Pinkbeast> "So you thought you could eat at IKEA, fool!"
<paxed> the universe is made out of meatballs
<antigulp> The spaghetti code that underlies it all

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