<amateurhour> YASI: your god checks if you're using their present at some point in the future and get really sad or mad if you're not
<qt> "Thou hast not even essayed to don the apron I sent thee! Dost thou mayhaps... not like it? Prithee tell me, mortal, I will not be offended, despite all the time I spent picking it out. Wouldst thou prefer an orcish dagger instead? I would fain send thee a boon thou wouldst actually use."
<qt> passive aggressive god
<amateurhour> haha