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<hothraxxa> my name is hothraxxa and i'm a wishaholic. i haven't made a wish in 1578 turns
<hothraxxa> i've got two wands of wishing at 0:3 and a magic lamp. i meet a gypsy and i couldn't stop myself from getting her wish
<hothraxxa> now there's a throne here
<hothraxxa> someone please stop me before i wish again

<post163> It seems like corrupt kops cause splice to crash.
<Demo> hmm they must corrupt things

<Rodney> Mortuis (Sam Hum Mal Law), 13940 points, T:8862, killed by a bolt of lightning
<Mortuis> fucking hell
<Mortuis> lightening wands for everyone that game
<Mortuis> worst game of laser tag ever

<antigulp> If 3.7 has million fans, then I'm one of them.
<antigulp> If 3.7 has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
<antigulp> If 3.7 has no fans, that means I just had my inventory obliterated by a shocking sphere

<Noisytoot> when you drink potions you drink the bottle
<Noisytoot> that's why there are no empty bottles
<Umbire> tell that to SlashTHEM
<Umbire> (and TNG)

<@Croesus> [US] spazm (Cav Dwa Fem Law) killed Death, on T:46570
<@Croesus> [US] qt (Wiz Elf Fem Cha) killed Death, on T:96456
<Elenmirie_> Death is having a bad evening

<ais523> …why do master liches (specifically master liches, not any of the other three Ls) have a 1/91 chance of generating with a wand of nothing
<Umbire> You tell me.
<ais523> this is one of the most oddly specific monster starting inventory chances I've seen
<Umbire> Double lich athames, should've named 'em.
<klepto> jack of all liches master of the wand of nothing

<Loggers_VIII> the hell is a je ne sais quoi
<Loggers_VIII> actually I looked it up, that might be a hard question to answer

<raisse> The kitten eats an uncursed wumpus corpse.
<raisse> boggling at the relative sizes of a kitten and a wumpus

<ais523> at least one devteam member is very opposed to color being on by default, because it can make the game unplayable in some physical terminals that don't support it
<@qt> please share more internal devteam gossip
<@qt> who has been sleeping with whom
<ais523> qt: contrary to what TNNT would tell you, the devteam don't actually meet in person, it's all done online
<ais523> this is where the "Net" in "NetHack" comes from
<@qt> who has been cybering with whom?
<Demo> lol
<anselmus> you still have to be blood husbands tho mirite
<Noisytoot> ais523: do you meet in multiplayer AceHack?
<stenno> i thought you had a PEBKAC removal area in the pub you are convening to discuss the latest patches
<stenno> disappointed
<ais523> Noisytoot: no, it's mostly email and occasionally IRC
<ais523> I am meaning to get back to the multiplayer at some point, though
<ais523> redoing it with code that's less hackily terrible
<ais523> and gameplay that's less obnoxious
<Loggers_VIII> the devteam doesn't actually have an insane temple-like office? ridiculous
<Bleeko> Hell of a game Furey!!!
<ais523> Loggers_VIII: do you have any idea how much it costs to get an office with lava pools in?
<Loggers_VIII> lol
<crunchbubba> awesome game, Furey
<Demo> idk i think u could build ur own lava pools pretty cheap
<Loggers_VIII> all you need for a lava pool is like, a shovel
<@qt> that would probably break the lease
<Loggers_VIII> if someone bothers you about it throw them into the lava problem solved