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<Scarred> they died on an altar so there's no grave description
<fontppp> what did forensics reveal?
<fontppp> killed by angry god?
<fontppp> priest
<Scarred> not sure
<fontppp> the yellow dart turned on him
<Scarred> there's a half eaten lichen corpse
<fontppp> CSI : Dungeons of Doom

<SrsWisski> ok, wow, i can't watch any more. where the FU!$!$ did this sense of ... other peoples feelings come form?
<RedFeather> huh?
<SrsWisski> red - it's like...the opposite of apathy? uhhmmm
<SrsWisski> errrr....
<SrsWisski> wtf is it...
<RedFeather> sympathy?
<SrsWisski> compassion? no...not exactly it....uhhhh....bone crus
<SrsWisski> YES! SYMPATHY! thank you
<SrsWisski> that was wierd. i usually don't feel that kinda stuff...@_@;

<@mcw> aosdict: this python stuff is beautiful and I love you.
<aosdict> I'm sorry mcw, I just don't think a serious relationship is what I'm looking for. Maybe we can still be friends?

<arahael> @e?antimatter vortex
<Hecubus> antimatter vortex (v) | Lvl: 15 | Diff: 20 | Spd: 18 | Res: fire cold sleep disintegrate shock poison petrification | Confers: nothing | MR: 30 | Generates: gehennom | AC: 0 | Attacks: 1d10 engulf disintegrate, 0d0 passive disintegrate | Alignment: 0 | Flags: genocidable, flies, breathless, mindless, unsolid, infravisible, passes-bars, vegan
<arahael> Somehow, knowing that it is vegan doesn't give me comfort.

After a massive, very noisy netsplit:
* GreyKnight turns a shade of green
< Violist> The world is ending!
< HanClinto> This is nauseating
< HanClinto> *finally*
< braindancer> you feel a bit steadier
< GreyKnight> "The network divides as you hit it!"
< GreyKnight> I have a new sympathy for puddings

<+ProzacElf> lawful male homicider skillor dunmer
<+ProzacElf> ok, i murder everything
<+Crawldragon> ProzacElf: Yes, but you murder things in a lawful way. So instead of going around hitting people with shoes you should instead just enforce conscription into military service and then start a war with a global superpower.

<aosdict> What do you want to eat? [fuGU or ?*]
<aosdict> ... you know what, maybe I'm not that hungry after all

<oh6> some day I need to make that Yendorian Monsters Chaotic Association pool and gym out of Juiblex

< paxed> hmm... a new bug listed on the bugpage. "Pets can be pulled through closed doors with a leash."
< Pit> paxed: perhaps all the doors were outfitted with catflaps?

<aosdict> Evil Patch Idea: bag of ticks.
<K2> i read that as a 'bag of dicks'
<aosdict> that too is an evil patch idea

<Suzune Takada> cheap plastic imitation WoY ?
<aosdict> a cheap plastic imitation of the Wizard of Yendor?

<Chillum> nethack is weird. The other day I saw a lowercase purple 'h' fridge magnet, it gave me chills

<krm26> Honestly, my nutritionist says that wraiths are vegan

<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] VaderFLAG (Kni Cen Mal Neu) wished for "blessed fixed +4200000000000000 silver lance of lightning", on T:33730
<K2> losing the 'bonus freebie' for not having to worry about how many artifacts exist is a fair trade
<K2> lol +42^12
<VaderFLAG> I don't have any scrolls of identification to check and see whether I got the enchantment :P
<K2> your weapon does so much damage, it kills everything dungeon wide when you hit something with it
<K2> including yourself
<K2> and anyone else playing on the server at that time

< Violist> team ant team ant rah rah rah
* Violist summons cheerleader horde
< Irashtar> but what about team q?
< itsblah> well fine, call it what you want

<attie> You see here a tripe ration. You activated a magic portal!
<attie> apparently it was a portkey

<Stevie-O> wow.
<Stevie-O> Spotted jelly didn't crop a corpse, but it DID drop an icebox *full* of corpses.
<Scarred> he was a serial killer of the spotted jelly world

<Lymia> How about a male neutral valk
<zid`> I'm sure there's some lg you can do to ask rodney about my male valks
<Lymia> Someone should patch Nethack
<Lymia> So that you're rejected from your quest if you're male
<Lymia> Just for fun :p
<Guolin> finally an appropriate use for "tits or gtfo"

<LarienTelrunya> UH-OH! There's the quest boss!
<LarienTelrunya> Status o' Spearathan (khaotic): Level 24 HP 414(414) Pw 140(140) AK -12, meditating. (How he could kill something and still meditate is beyond me.)
<LarienTelrunya> sleep resistance get!
<LarienTelrunya> at least the nemesis is "kancelled" now :P
<LarienTelrunya> A great krack opens below Spearathan, and a huge, flaming hand reaches out to seize his wispy form. He kurses ye: NO! I won't die here, Bluescreen! It is ye who's soul will feed the Devil! I am king of all the oceans, I kannot be killed! I will haunt ye until Marassa Jumeaux betrays ye!
<LarienTelrunya> --More-- Welcome to experience level 13. :D

< Diablo-D3> All we need is wizards and hobbits, and we could be generating electricity from the rotational velocity of tolkien's grave

< Talia> I'm still burdened even with a bag of holding and gauntlets of power. :/
< psyklops> packrat...
< Talia> heheh I dont think I even have THAT much stuff :P
< psyklops> some single item is heavier than you think it is
< billnye> 200 ROCKS!
< Talia> 348 rocks actually. Pretty rocks.. I like to collect..

<Grasshopper> Hmmm, here Mr Cat! Here kitty kitty! (He hates it when I say that)
<Grasshopper> Mr Cat is my pet titan
<elenmirie\splat> cat? CAT??? I'll show you cat.
<elenmirie\splat> MEOW. eat that
<Grasshopper> he's all titan, except for the whiskers and long fluffy tail

* arahael exploded his BoH.
<arahael> I now have... Nothing.
<aoei> oh crap :c
<kcostell> I blame cancellation culture

* zid sits on his arse waiting for a brown pudding.
<Cheapy|> zid, err...you don't plan on making your own...
<zid> TO SPAWN >_<

<Beholder> [US] shadowrider38 (Cav Dwa Fem Law) wished for "3 cursed gain level", on T:30348
<Beholder> [US] shadowrider38 (Cav Dwa Fem Law) wished for "3 cursed gain level", on T:30350
<Beholder> [US] shadowrider38 (Cav Dwa Fem Law) wished for "3 cursed gain level", on T:30353
<Beholder> [US] shadowrider38 (Cav Dwa Fem Law) wished for "3 cursed gain level", on T:30386
<Beholder> [US] shadowrider38 (Cav Dwa Fem Law) wished for "3 cursed gain level", on T:30388
<Beholder> [US] shadowrider38 (Cav Dwa Fem Law) wished for "3 cursed gain level", on T:30390
<cbus> lol nice wishing session shadow :D
<Shadow_Rider> net gain of 3 levels out of all of that
<Shadow_Rider> 3.6 is the actual worst

<aosdict> it doesn't seem like a massive backlog of bugs has piled up in my absence, but then again I haven't logged back into work yet...
<qt> the only xnh related bug is the one that wipes the user's computer and then kills them
<qt> that's pretty minor so I'm sure it can wait
<K2> yeah what qt said
<K2> we shut down xnh while you were gone so you could fix it upon return
<K2> cant have killing and all that
<aosdict> xnethack players have all signed the EULA and waiver
<aosdict> you sign up to be War, you gotta take some risks

<Loggers_VIII> what do celestial scales do?
<K2> they accessorize nicely. better than any of the other scales

<ais523> …why do master liches (specifically master liches, not any of the other three Ls) have a 1/91 chance of generating with a wand of nothing
<Umbire> You tell me.
<ais523> this is one of the most oddly specific monster starting inventory chances I've seen
<Umbire> Double lich athames, should've named 'em.
<klepto> jack of all liches master of the wand of nothing

<Deuce-Zen> leaving a pet behind probably is the best outcome for said pet, most of the time :)
<Deuce-Zen> i mean if you were a cat, would you really want to follow your owner into literally hell
<Deuce-Zen> dogs, sure. dogs would follow you to hell and be happy just to be by your side.
<Deuce-Zen> but a cat? pfft.
<Andrio> Welcome home, cat.
<Deuce-Zen> lol

<ravel> The monkey tries to steal your helmet but gives up.
<ravel> wtf?
<towo> Too thick-headed? :)

<amateurhour> do you ever just turn into a massive idiot after a long game has ended?
<Muad> yeah, or shortly before it ends
<amateurhour> haha

* Exedor slips on a +5 ring of adornment...
< lorimer> Exedor falls! Exedor makes a lot of noise!

<Ann> The gnome zaps a wand of wishing! The gnome wishes for a wand of death!
<Cosmi> the proverbial GWAWOWTWFAWOD

<jonadab> YASI: extra_paranoid_trap setting, that causes the game to prompt you any time you would've stepped on a tile where you don't know if there's a trap or not.
<nabru> extra_extra_paranoid_trap, that causes the game to prompt you for everything
<nabru> "Do you really want to play this game?"

< rast> Welcome to experience level 20. You feel cool!
< rast> i'm so cool, i'm level 20

<wheals> so sam's magic lamp was so cheap because it was empty... i really should have seen that coming
<FIQ> @wheals didn't you see my complaint about it yesterday? :P
<FIQ> I stumbled upon the same thing in dyna lol
<FIQ> one-eyed sam the scammer
<aosdict> One-Eyed Scam?

* Umbire (~UmbireThe@user/umbire) has joined #xnethack
<Umbire> 'lo
<qt> Umbire: Job 13:1 KJV
<amateurhour> is that a nethack status line qt? what variant is it?

< darB> You're using long swords. Why no shield?
< Xavior> I don't have three arms that's why!

< Mucknert> happy birthday to me
< SpeedEvil> How many candles should we put on your candelabrum?
< Mucknert> SpeedEvil: 7
< SpeedEvil> Too illiteral... How many candles on cake?
< Mucknert> 22
< sawtooth> hmm...couldn't find a cake...how about 22 candles in a cream pie?
* sawtooth gets out the expensive camera to take a picture
* Mucknert applies a looking glass in his direction first
* sawtooth gets the game of "pin the tail on the floating eye" out. Don't try to cheat either! ;)

<Beholder> [hdf-eu] [evil] mobileuser (Inf Orc Fem Una) had an orcish dagger entrusted to her by Moloch, on T:31765
<mobileuser> You gotta be kidding me
<aoei> dead?
<aoei> oh no
<aoei> just a shit gift
<aoei> hahaha
<VaderFLAG> "He's an orc, he probably wants some orcish daggers, right?" Moloch agonizing over the latest gift
<aoei> rofl
<mobileuser> He hasn't got a lot of imagination, orcish dagger gift number 4 ;-)
<aoei> jeez
<amateurhour> better than socks or like soap or something I guess
<amateurhour> or coal

< Gaelan> any good ways to get a forest centaur corpse off a throne? I'm satiated and it's too heavy to pick up
< Gaelan> could just wait out the food if nothing else
<@K2> it'll decompose eventually
< Andrio> Probably will have to wait then; IIRC it normally takes around 250 turns. If you're impatient you could teleport or polymorph it.
< Gaelan> doesn't take much time to type "250s" :)
< stenno> "it'll decompose eventually" is how i handle my IRL problems
< Gaelan> whelp, sat around, sat on the throne, all that happened was I lost a point of con
< Gaelan> that's what happens when you sit around for 250 turns I suppose

<deepy> jonadab: you made poor decisions in life, right?
<deepy> I got some emacs questions

<stella> is it June yet tho?
<K2> yes
<K2> just now
<stella> :o
<K2> ... and its gone. cya next year
<K2> :P
<stella> darn
<stella> that happened fast
<K2> it was the luxidream version

<Umbire> You read: "Soon you'll join this fellow in hell! -- the Wizard of Yendor".
<Loggers_VIII> that's one of my favorites
<Loggers_VIII> I like to imagine the wizard of yendor just running around the dungeon killing random low level characters so he can taunt you

<Lanay> You see here a morning star named Trollsbane.
<Lanay> okay...
<Wooble> You have been trolled by the RNG.

< Yui_> is the nh code nicely structured to allow swapping in a new language?
< greycat> *sputter* hahahahaha
< Yui_> I guess not :)

<Umbire> wew nymph running a ring store
<Umbire> jewelers even!
<Grasshopper> heh, sometimes monsters steal stuff for you!
<Grasshopper> something seems wrong about a nymph selling jewwllry
<Grasshopper> but also appropriate
<Umbire> Wrong how
<Grasshopper> One might think nymphs would covet (not in game definition) jewelry for themselves, and loathe selling to others
<Grasshopper> but at same time, a nymph may therefore be an expert on jewelry
<Muad> older nymph. too old for that "stealing" shit
<Grasshopper> and with a collection, and medical bills to pay etc.
<Muad> runs a fence operation for the younger ones
<Grasshopper> use some fencing gloves for that
<Muad> heh heh

<codehappy> heh, just pacified a Nazgul by untrapping it
<codehappy> now it's a friendly ring-wraith
<sgeek\Explodes> lol
<musicdemon> lol
<codehappy> turns out the One Ring's thralls are easily swayed

<Beholder> [hdf-us] [nd] firemonkey (Val Dwa Fem Law) genocided mind flayer, on T:23251
<Beholder> [hdf-us] [nd] firemonkey (Val Dwa Fem Law) genocided master mind flayer, on T:23251
<firemonkey> if you guys aren't going to remove amnesia from the game, I just have to do it myself

<qt> I am more like a nethack variant ronin wandering around and making PRs wherever the wind takes me
<qt> though admittedly it has taken me to evilhack quite a bit recently lol
<K2> :)
<K2> qt is livin' the life
<qt> no gods, no master branches