#305 (-67) X March 1, 2013
< Porost> I play nethack for fun
< stenno1> Porost, umad
#763 (-49) X July 7, 2013
< DarthLappy> Crap...
< DarthLappy> Giant mimic...Trapped.
< jumpula> spank it with your wand
< DarthLappy> !
< DarthLappy> Thankyou
< DarthLappy> Wand of teleportation
< jumpula> :]
< jumpula> i was just trying to be sarcastic
< DarthLappy> heh, well ya helped :P
#1009 (-49) X July 10, 2013
<Gaulgath> You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes.
<Gaulgath> Noo!
<Spazm> your pet died
<Gaulgath> O RLY?
#1023 (-47) X July 10, 2013
<Grunt> WHAT!?
<Rodney> SGrunt (Wiz Elf Fem Cha), 592551 points, killed by a fire vortex
<lament> in my pants!
<Grunt> Not that amulet, bryce.
#1077 (-47) X July 10, 2013
#1249 (-47) X July 15, 2013
* Barbie built an altar to ye great mrivan.
* lorimer kicks the altar and sacrifices a guard on it.
< mrivan> I have my own: _
* Barbie gets angry and curses lorimer.
#1269 (-47) X July 15, 2013
< dtype> work, not vaca, although i've taken the opportunity to introduce myself to the local women
< Eidolos> NetHack and women mix about as well as, well, I'm sure you see where I'm going with this.
< dtype> i haven't mentioned nethack to any of the local women. I think I'll keep it that way. heh.
#1282 (-47) X July 15, 2013
< Rodney> zid (Val Hum Fem Neu), 976 points, killed by a black pudding
< zid> I didn't go anywhere near a black pudding honest
#1440 (-47) X November 27, 2013
<Rodney> k21971 (Wiz Hum Mal Neu), 293822 points, T:24146, killed by a troll, while frozen by a potion
<k21971> wow
<billnye> k21971: U MAD?
<k21971> u mad bro?
#1707 (-47) X April 15, 2015
<Khor> What is dis
* Khor pokes Slashthem with a stick
<FIQ> it's a saner slex
<Bluescreen> Khor, it's a hopelessly outdated version of slex that misses a lot of the fun stuff.
<FIQ> with less annoying things
<Bluescreen> But what's more, Soviet5lo even deliberately removes good features! :(
<FIQ> and less stealing monsters
<FIQ> but there's still a lot
<FIQ> Soviet5lo intends to tone it done
<Bluescreen> Basically, slashthem is slex without all the stuff that makes slex worth playing.
<FIQ> but I think he hasn't yet
<Khor> Bluescreen: You know that sentence made me want ro play more dont you?
#1280 (-46) X July 15, 2013
< tweek__> Your knife named Puddingbane looks as good as new!
< tweek__> what the fuck, Thoth
< tweek__> Your knife named Puddingbane looks as good as new!
< tweek__> and *AGAIN*
#1361 (-46) X July 16, 2013
<webchao> !lg * killer=*helping* gmax=killer
<Rodney> webchao: No matches for that query.
<webchao> wut
<webchao> !lg * killer=*help* gmax=killer
<danirijeka> cue the flood of "while helpless"
<Rodney> webchao: death,count(*): 1) killed by a jackal, while helpless,3781; 2) killed by a gnome, while helpless,2886; 3) killed by a rothe, while helpless,2665; 4) killed by a giant ant, while helpless,2642; 5) killed by a dwarf, while helpless,2525; 6) killed by a gnome lord, while helpless,2322; 7) killed by a giant bat, while helpless,2103; 8) killed by a homunculus, while helpless,2030; 9)...
<Rodney> ...killed by a sewer rat, while helpless,1971; 10) killed by a soldier ant, while helpless,1802
<webchao> ouch
<webchao> right
<danirijeka> fail
<webchao> !lg * killer=*help*cock*pit* gmax=killer
<webchao> :|
<sartak> o_o
<danirijeka> I...uh....
<Inkhoof> Okay then
#1718 (-46) X May 3, 2015
< Rodney> byt0r (Wiz Elf Fem Cha), 240 points, T:242, killed by a sewer rat
< byt0r_> hard :)
< byt0r_> wait... hard XD
#875 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Rodney> nailbunny (Wiz Hum Mal Neu), 6879 points, killed by a winter wolf, while helpless
<nailbunny> ...
<nailbunny> note to self: sleep rays bounce
#921 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<kroisis> several years ago I had a char that killed 3 shopkeepers...his luck was attrocious after that...EVERYBODY hated him...he was in such dire straits a succubus wouldn't give him the time of day...he was in such dire straits, nymphs kept attacking him by giving him cursed stuff he was in such dire strait vampires didn't even want his blood....he was in such dire straits Jubilex looked at him and said to a nearby trapper "you eat that? Y
<kroisis> our're CRAZY man!"
#1000 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Poeir> I've got a problem.
<cheapy|> Poeir, other than the fact that it's saturday night and you're playing nethack?
#1100 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<in game, stumbly names his Amulet of Yendor "marvin can't tie his own shoes">
<Eidolos> ON SHAP
<jsn>- :)
<mrivan> you're right
<Eidolos> He has velcro shoes.
<mrivan> I don't own shoes
<Eidolos> Now I feel bad for making fun of your shoes.
<jsn-> kind of conduct
#1125 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<aero2600> Whoa.. why does a potion of oil cost so much?
<Eidolos> Did you apply-test in the store?
<aero2600> Nope.
<Eidolos> Shks really screw you over when you light up in the store.
<Eidolos> "Usage fee! Yendorian fuel tax! Oh, and you owe me full price of the potion IN ADDITION MWA HA HA"
#1160 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Izzy84075> How do you get more than one pet?
<SheeEttin> Tame something.
<TheShrewdDude> If: You see here a large dog
<TheShrewdDude> Then: You throw the tripe ration.
<TheShrewdDude> End if.
<Stevie-O> TheShrewdDude: Then you have done something impossible
<Stevie-O> Or you have named your fruit "large dog"
<shel-> korean fruit
<TheShrewdDude> My, that was a yummy large dog!
#1251 (-45) X July 15, 2013
* fraggsta wakes up again (yeah so I fell asleep playing nh again..)
#1254 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< Spoom> hpmon == coloured hp when you take damage?
< Eidolos> Yep.
< Eidolos> That patch has probably singlehandedly saved more lives than any other.
#1276 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< dtype> i keep cancellation around for making water, but dangerous game
< Jove_> dtype: Most people just use the facilities when they have to "make water."
#1281 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< tweek__> anyone mind checking out Jove's game and telling me how the heck he manages to kill Pestilence?
< Jove_> tweek__: Halitosis.
#1293 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< Masque> The invisible Hoover swallows the nurse. "Burrrrp!"--More--
< Masque> Gettin' tired of you eating people I'm trying to get naked in front of, Hoover!
#1295 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< datachomper> I assume my knowledge of how to play nethack will never land me a chick in a bar
< C0rVus> datachomper, oddly enough it got me laid once back in '96
< Hacken> walk up to her and say, "Pound chat."
#1308 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< nailbunny> heh i'll make sure to ascend my next game while being held by an owlbear... wonder if he gets to go the heaven too
#1433 (-45) X November 12, 2013
<b_jonas> oh, that that function randomly calls useup on the scroll, which is why there is a comment when creating the pseudo-object that it's initialized to a stack of 20 spellbooks so that it's not used up
#1434 (-45) X November 14, 2013
< Rodney> DrHats (Rog Orc Mal Cha), 1125 points, T:1835, killed by a pony
< billnye> not DrCowboyHats, that's for sure
#1439 (-45) X November 25, 2013
<faibistes> I don't know the direction of the change you're planning, but as it stands, NPC's with wands at XP1=nearly impossible protection racket. And then it's a different game, not nethack anymore.
#1451 (-45) X December 11, 2013
<Rodney> visitect (Ran Elf Mal Cha) wished for "Amulet", on turn 1325
#1467 (-45) X January 3, 2014
<coppro> I now have the image of a foocubus seducing a character mid-flight, and them starting to disrobe as they do so
#1490 (-45) X February 23, 2014
< zuzak> so nice of you to take the Amulet out for a stroll, it's been dying for an adventure for years
#1614 (-45) X July 25, 2014
<Rodney> goldspot (Wiz Hum Mal Neu), 7494 points, T:3749, killed by a gold golem
#1615 (-45) X August 11, 2014
< kerio> 6 days since wstty was pretty much ready for production
< kerio> still no web terminal for
<@bhaak> it's not through Q&A yet
< kerio> bhaak: now it autoconnects btw
<@bhaak> oh no! then I have to start the certification process anew!
< kerio> get fucked
#1692 (-45) X February 25, 2015
< stenno> !grepsrc ^mb_hit
< Rodney> Sorry, no matches.
< stenno> hmm what was the name of that
< stenno> !grepsrc ^mb_
< Rodney> 1 matches:
< stenno> no thats not it
< bcode> !grepsrc mbhit
< Rodney> Sorry, too many (10) matches.
< bcode> i give up
< bcode> !grepsrc mbhit file=artifact.c
< Rodney> Sorry, no matches.
< stenno>
< bcode> I should've given up when I said I'd give up
< stenno> yes
#1693 (-45) X March 2, 2015
< Elronnd> Hi
< Elronnd> !
< bcode> Your potion fell off
< Elronnd> Your potion crashes on top of bcode's unicorn!
< Pici> the front fell off
< Elronnd> The unicorn yawns
< Elronnd> The unicorn's horn resists! (Falling off).
#1714 (-45) X April 23, 2015
* Elronnd looks suspiciously at the NXD server and sees only black and white editors
< kerio> you're a fucking racist
#1836 (-45) X December 21, 2015
<@Adeon> what's your credit score
<@Adeon> if you buy $12 thai food for 12 months with credit card and pay it back each month then I will consider you financially responsible enough to buy a house on mortgage
<@Adeon> this is american logic
< Elronnd> Don't insult my people :{
<@Adeon> your people vote for donald trump
< Elronnd> Not all them!
< Elronnd> Don't judge us just because half of us deserve to be killed!?!!
-!- You're now known as realdonaldtrump
< realdonaldtrump> lol everyone deserves to be killed and blax sux and muslims sux
<@Adeon> so how is that border wall with mexico coming along
< realdonaldtrump> and we need to build a wall around each and every person because they don't want to have to see the other people that also sux
< realdonaldtrump> the border wall is to keep out people like you that sux
<@Adeon> too late
<@Adeon> I already got in
< realdonaldtrump> hence walls around each person
< realdonaldtrump> we'll probably also build a wall to keep out the sun cause it sux
< realdonaldtrump> Also i sux
#87 (-44) X February 28, 2013
< bclewis> Heh. I was in a vault, and I ate a mimic corpse:
< bclewis> Suddenly one of the Vault's guards enters!
< bclewis> Puzzled, he turns around and leaves.
< _Q> "Hey! Who left that orange in here?"
#364 (-44) X March 2, 2013
<Cwiiis> Work is evil... stops me from playing NetHack :(
#431 (-44) X March 5, 2013
<bhaak> missing hallucination monster: regular expression dragon!
<mra_> just wrote regular expression parser.. don't want to hear about that anymore.. :D
<bhaak> kerio: we already have an ncurses version and if I didn't had forgotten it would be on by now :(
<Megistos> You see a regex dragon! You quickly scrape together a parser.
<kerio> bhaak: just drop another critical bug on octe and set the build to "ncursed" while he's not looking
<scorchgeek> Megistos: lol
<Fluffymormegil> The regex dragon parses you into separate tokens! You die... --more--
<scorchgeek> Do you want your parse-ssions identified?
<Megistos> ...>_<
#470 (-44) X March 6, 2013
< dtype> heh, someone asked glimz why he played on a public server, because they couldn't imagine only getting 64th place while still ascending
< dtype> i'd rather be a medium fish in a big pond, then the only fish in my pond. ;)
< n1ffo> 1) Game watching. 2) Other people bones.
< dtype> yep, if i'd found a good north american server when i first started, would never have begun
< dtype> now i can't really imagine getting rid of it
< n1ffo> I assume you "advertise" from time to time on r.g.r.n?
< dtype> sort of. i should do so more, but i don't want to be like the occasional failed admin that keeps spamming rgrn
< dtype> they just seem sad
< dtype> you know the types. they show up spamming daily about their server, and are around for a month or two and then gone forever
#480 (-44) X March 6, 2013
< kefka> i will play nethack and angband
< kefka> in different shells
< kefka> er, consoles
< greycat> kefka: this may do permanent damage to your mind.
#591 (-44) X March 12, 2013
< Rodney> Kiofhe (Cav Hum Fem Neu), 318163 points, killed by a fire elemental
< Rodney> Kiofhe reaches #1315 on the top 2000 list.
< greycat> hmm... crispy cavewomen.
< jilles> baked cavewoman yes
< greycat> I think this one was slightly overdone.
#599 (-44) X March 12, 2013
< blindcoder> still need to add some quests
* blindcoder dl'ing the nethack source
< blindcoder> but first I'm working on the chest thing
< Violist> big chest please
< Violist> 'n' size
< Violist> maybe even '&'
#645 (-44) X March 15, 2013
< Cheapy_> Farming is like smoking. All the cool kids do it. Then they die becuase of a black substance...
#647 (-44) X March 15, 2013
< Irashtar> Watch out for master quantum mechanics!
< Violist> they won't do any of that wimpy uncertain location.
< Violist> they'll fry yor body with improbabilities and kill you
< Irashtar> your size seems very uncertain! you shrink into a gnome!
< Violist> "Your brain seems very uncertain! The quantum tunneling effects in your brain cease functioning! You die... --more--"
< Violist> RIP Foo, killed by brain malfunctioning
< _Q> heh
< Violist> and here he is! the master Q himself
* Violist holds microphone to _Q's mouth
< Violist> so how does it feel having control of the quantum irregularities of the universe?
#851 (-44) X July 8, 2013
<Rodney> Unforgiven (Wiz Gno Fem Neu), 275 points, killed by Mr. Boyabai, the shopkeeper
<ColonelPanic001> wtf.
<ColonelPanic001> I opened the door, he welcomed me, then killed me
<ColonelPanic001> what a jerk
<Mikky`> ring of conflict, perhaps?
<PsyMar> Did you have a ring of conflict on?
<ColonelPanic001> ARG!
<ColonelPanic001> I did :\
<billnye> ColonelPanic001: it's not polite not to welcome your customers ;)
<Grunt> "Hello, ColonelPanic! Welcome to Asidonhopo's shop of death!" Asidonhopo hits! You die.
#872 (-44) X July 10, 2013
<zid> cool my holy water is blessed
<mucknert> Heh.
<tomp> uhhh, holy water is always blessed, it's blessed water
<mucknert> Blessed holy water would be a funny thing to see. ;)
<Jove_> Now with TWICE the uncursing power. It's Blessed Holy Water(tm). Available at fine temples near you.
<fontp> like twice baked potatos
<fontp> this water is so holy, it will cure your MOTHER's lycanthropy!
<Jove_> Refried beans.
<tomp> unless you mother is chaotic of course...
#938 (-44) X July 10, 2013
* anselmus still doesn't believe in electricity
<GreyKnight> anselmus: Must make blue dragons easier to deal with.
<GreyKnight> 'Course, they're all white to you.

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