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#305 (-69) X March 1, 2013
< Porost> I play nethack for fun
< stenno1> Porost, umad
 
#871 (-56) X July 10, 2013
<lorimer> new subject: boobies
<Eidolos> I seriously doubt Rodney would use a constant rng seed.
<`Masque> The source would doubt that too.
<Eidolos> I didn't feel like loading up the ole browser. :)
<lorimer> BOOBIES
<lorimer> firm, round boobies the size of canteloupes
<Eidolos> Lorimer makes an interesting point.
<ZenMasterJG> shouldnt it use the length of @arg in rand() instead of just @arg?
<lorimer> going bugejabugejabugejabugeja
<GreyKnight> Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to learn more.
<lorimer> ZenMasterJG: boobies
* ZenMasterJG gets distracted by boobies.
 
#1009 (-55) X July 10, 2013
<Gaulgath> You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes.
<Gaulgath> Noo!
<Spazm> your pet died
<Gaulgath> O RLY?
 
#1023 (-55) X July 10, 2013
<Grunt> WHAT!?
<Grunt> WHERE WAS MY AMULET!? :(
<Rodney> SGrunt (Wiz Elf Fem Cha), 592551 points, killed by a fire vortex
<lament> in my pants!
<Grunt> Not that amulet, bryce.
 
#364 (-54) X March 2, 2013
<Cwiiis> Work is evil... stops me from playing NetHack :(
 
#1017 (-54) X July 10, 2013
< th> whee. we got cursed -2 charisma t-shirts from work. tight as hell and wont come off
 
#1150 (-54) X July 10, 2013
Stevie-O: there have been, like, 3 or 4 potion shops in this game
BenUrban: wow
Dentarthurdent_: Party at Stevie-O's dungeon! Where's the chicks?
***BenUrban forgets which ones are chicks
Dentarthurdent_: n
BenUrban: lol
Dentarthurdent_: they're such teases though
Dentarthurdent_: i'm a & fan
BenUrban: yeah & kicks ass
BenUrban: especially while you're wielding excalibur or the staff
Dentarthurdent_: fun time, but when they dump you they sure dump you hard
BenUrban: Dentarthurdent_: not if you are wielding excalibur or the staff
Dentarthurdent_: yeah, & like it when you have a big sword/staff :P
 
#1282 (-54) X July 15, 2013
< Rodney> zid (Val Hum Fem Neu), 976 points, killed by a black pudding
< zid> I didn't go anywhere near a black pudding honest
 
#1029 (-51) X July 10, 2013
< Smeghead_> heh, "l - 2245 rocks"
< hatta> smoke them all
< Smeghead_> smoke?
< hatta> you don't smoke rocks?
 
#1125 (-51) X July 10, 2013
<aero2600> Whoa.. why does a potion of oil cost so much?
<Eidolos> Did you apply-test in the store?
<aero2600> Nope.
<Eidolos> Shks really screw you over when you light up in the store.
<Eidolos> "Usage fee! Yendorian fuel tax! Oh, and you owe me full price of the potion IN ADDITION MWA HA HA"
 
#1440 (-51) X November 27, 2013
<Rodney> k21971 (Wiz Hum Mal Neu), 293822 points, T:24146, killed by a troll, while frozen by a potion
<k21971> wow
<billnye> k21971: U MAD?
<k21971> u mad bro?
 
#32 (-50) X February 28, 2013
<ykstort> as a platform linux is too much like me - fickle, flaky and disorganised, even incoherent
<ykstort> this is probably why I use it
 
#87 (-50) X February 28, 2013
< bclewis> Heh. I was in a vault, and I ate a mimic corpse:
< bclewis> Suddenly one of the Vault's guards enters!
< bclewis> Puzzled, he turns around and leaves.
< _Q> "Hey! Who left that orange in here?"
 
#314 (-50) X March 1, 2013
<kerio> Adeon: you're now the acehack maintainer!
<kerio> Adeon: congratulations on your promotion!
...
<Adeon> as the new acehack maintainer I announce end of life for the product and recommend that people move to real variants
<danirijeka> lol
<kerio> goddammit!
<kerio> i was close to winning it!
 
#1000 (-50) X July 10, 2013
<Poeir> I've got a problem.
<cheapy|> Poeir, other than the fact that it's saturday night and you're playing nethack?
 
#1159 (-50) X July 10, 2013
[15:17] <Rodney> stinking (Hea Gno Fem Neu), 2322 points, killed by a bolt of fire
[15:17] <Rodney> WereCar (Wiz Hum Fem Cha), 195487 points, killed by a black pudding
[15:17] <Rodney> Ledneh (Ran Hum Fem Neu), 592 points, killed by a falling object
[15:17] <Rodney> Marl (Rog Hum Mal Cha), 1075 points, killed by a hobgoblin
<Rapidfire> MULTIKILL
 
#1281 (-50) X July 15, 2013
< tweek__> anyone mind checking out Jove's game and telling me how the heck he manages to kill Pestilence?
< Jove_> tweek__: Halitosis.
 
#34 (-49) X February 28, 2013
< bcode> YANI: new role, RNG; starts with a pet d4 that may grow into a d6, then a d12, later a d20
< negion> I would prefer a role that starts with a pet d2 that may grow into a d4, then a d8, then a d16, then a d32, which has a bisection attack!
 
#54 (-49) X February 28, 2013
<Rodney> yhelothar3 (Bar Hum Mal Cha), 1148 points, quit
<GreyKnight> yhelothar is quitting again >:-(
<yhelothar> what do you mean again
<yhelothar> i accidentally #prayed when i meant #offer
<yhelothar> messed up the game
<ChrisS67> so?
<yhelothar> so?
<yhelothar> good question
<yhelothar> you just hit me square in the heart with a reflective soul-searching question
<yhelothar> because it's easier to just reroll
<GreyKnight> Absent fouling up the Quest, every game is ascendable
<GreyKnight> (Well, you can get yourself into certain doom with no means of escape too, but in that case it's better to let nature take its course)
<yhelothar> not if you're cornered by an angry archon with nothing but a pair of kicking boots it isn't
<yhelothar> that archon really fucked up my day
<ChrisS67> you mean, the Archon that you wished for?
<ChrisS67> that Archon?
<yhelothar> yea
<GreyKnight> Well, good luck figuring out the statistics of which sort of situation kills you the most, if all records just read "quit"
<yhelothar> i don't quit that much
<yhelothar> where you gettin' that anyway
<ChrisS67> !gamesby yhelothar
<Rodney> yhelothar has played 326 games, between 20081127 and 20111102, highest score 444917, died 249, quit 23, escaped 54 times
<yhelothar> !gamesby yhelothar2
<Rodney> yhelothar2 has played 120 games, between 20121014 and 20121019, highest score 259439, died 46, lifesaved 2, quit 73, escaped 1 times
<yhelothar> !gamesby yhelothar3
<Rodney> yhelothar3 has played 42 games, between 20121021 and 20121022, highest score 19948, died 37, lifesaved 1, quit 5 times
<yhelothar> !gamesby yhelothar4
<Rodney> yhelothar4 has played 3 games, on 20121021, highest score 1777, died 1, quit 2 times
<GreyKnight> -_-
<yhelothar> see my record ain't so bad
<ChrisS67> hmm this doesn't look good
<GreyKnight> ...you've quit over a hundred times and it "ain't so bad"?
<yhelothar> in my defense, most of those quits were when i rolled a wizard and didn't get a spellbook of identify
<yhelothar> ain't so f-in way i'm playing wizard without my identify
<ChrisS67> not much of a defense
<GreyKnight> Startscumming is a "defense" now
 
#65 (-49) X February 28, 2013
<yhelothar> yea i've been playing on and off since 2002
<yhelothar> never got around to ascending but i've read all the spoilers
<wrabbit_> 'never got around'
<yhelothar> hey
<GreyKnight> No time like the present
<yhelothar> i could if i wanted to >:O
<GreyKnight> Don't let us hold you back
<yhelothar> back in '04 i had a valkyrie that was on its way up from the sanctum and my comp crashed
<yhelothar> it was a local game and wasn't recovered
<stenno> local wouldn't have counted anyway
<yhelothar> that was my first time at near-ascending and i was so scarred that i didn't play for another 7 years
<yhelothar> also i didn't use elbereth
<yhelothar> because i thought elbereth was cheap
<yhelothar> i protection racketed tho
<yhelothar> which is kinda cheap i guess
<stenno> admit it, you pudding-farmed and got bored with it
<yhelothar> i am pretty bored with nethack
<yhelothar> my last wish was the blessed rustproof +2 Tsurugi of Muramasa
<yhelothar> i like watching more than playing
<stenno> a bad wish
<stenno> fair enough
<Malpercio> I like both
<Malpercio> but I don't tend to watch people I don't even know.
<stenno> i like playing, watching only in exceptional cases
<yhelothar> i also wished for a statue of Master Kaen once and tried to die by kicking it
<GreyKnight> I like making terrible puns and writing bits of code
<stenno> i like turtles
<yhelothar> code in what?
<GreyKnight> A computer usually
 
#103 (-49) X February 28, 2013
* TAS_2012h slaps cbus_ around a bit with a large trout
* cbus_ slaps tas_2012h around a bit with a soldier ant
* Mucknert throws a rabbit between them
< cbus_> RUN!
< blindcoder> A KILLER RABBIT
 
#365 (-49) X March 2, 2013
<tarzeau> greycat: i just lost my job today
<greycat> more time to find that amulet!
<tarzeau> and murder people
 
#669 (-49) X March 15, 2013
< IanKeith> Yep, I just found a ring of polymorph the hard way.
< IanKeith> You turn into an Olog-hai! You break out of your armor!
< HiSPeed> you mean the body armorless way?
 
#1006 (-49) X July 10, 2013
<ihope_> The barrow wight is dead!
<ashel> ding dong the wight is dead! which old wight? the barrow wight!
 
#1077 (-49) X July 10, 2013
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#1225 (-49) X July 15, 2013
< Inkoate> sometimes the rng just doesn't seem to be on your side
< Thyra> Yeah, usually when you're playing Nethack. ;)
 
#35 (-48) X February 28, 2013
<@bhaak> hmm
<@bhaak> i just decolored all monsters, added a LOOP [200] { MONSTER:'D', random } - thanks paxed btw for the new level compiler - made my character level 30 and went to the castle, voila, several chromatic dragons
<@bhaak> how can that be?
< Mortuis> bhaak: just blame bhaak
<@bhaak> i tried that
<@bhaak> that bastard just punched me in the face!
 
#197 (-48) X March 1, 2013
< rawrmage> BurningLed: have you considered playing a gnomish wizard?
< Rodney> imphasing (Tou Hum Mal Neu), 220 points, killed by a gnomish wizard
< BurningLed> Probably should have, I also like neutral artifacts
< Drjebus> speak of the devil
 
#672 (-48) X March 15, 2013
< jilles> nethack kittens are definitely more powerful than real-life ones
< TauPan> real-life kittens have gaze of cuteness
< Violist> makes them near-invincible
< Violist> prrr
< TauPan> The kitten attacks you with its adorable gaze. You turn into a wimp.
 
#955 (-48) X July 10, 2013
<zid> WHOO ONE MILLION POINTS
<HanClinto> Is Zid happy with his little farm? :)
<zid> indeed he is, i'll tell him when I see him
<GreyKnight> extra life!
<GreyKnight> You now have one million points. --More-- Suddenly, an amulet of life saving appears before you.
 
#1044 (-48) X July 10, 2013
<art> What the hell are you doing at the castle at level 5?
<zid> having fun
<art> You know those eels can drown you, right?
<zid> yep
<zid> eep
<zid> dead is me
 
#1057 (-48) X July 10, 2013
<Hogulus> Hogulus (Pri Elf Mal Cha), 0 points, killed by an insatiable thirst for fountain-water
 
#1118 (-48) X July 10, 2013
<SomeoneElseYes> I'm still wondering: HOW do you look throgh greased lenses?
<jmr> astral vision
<shel-> astral vision is used
<shel-> after earth vision, air vision, fire vision, and water vision were deemed failures.
<shel-> not to mention heart vision.
 
#1214 (-48) X July 15, 2013
< Lenz_> blue jelly -- blauer Wackelpudding?
 
#1295 (-48) X July 15, 2013
< datachomper> I assume my knowledge of how to play nethack will never land me a chick in a bar
< C0rVus> datachomper, oddly enough it got me laid once back in '96
< Hacken> walk up to her and say, "Pound chat."
 
#1356 (-48) X July 15, 2013
< mekkis> #say "Give me all the protection, then I'll kill you. You're a chaotic priest, I'm sure you'll understand..."
 
#194 (-47) X March 1, 2013
<rawrmage> nethack?
<Rodney> NetHack is a game. Read the join message, ferchrissake.
<rawrmage> cool!
 
#325 (-47) X March 2, 2013
<-- Tina has quit (http://chat.ircnet.org/)
--> Tina (~d95136c0@chat.ircnet.org) has joined #Nethack
<Tina> Was it just as quiet as before while I was gone? (Nosey bugger, I know. :) )
<paxed> yes
<paxed> most of us just idle here... all the possible things about nethack have already been said ;)
<paxed> (until the next version comes out...)
<glass> then we say them again when we forget them..
 
#330 (-47) X March 2, 2013
<Bunnyh> damn, only +6 water walking boots
<akuo> throw them in the moat
<itvirta> see if they float
 
#358 (-47) X March 2, 2013
<subcom_antonio> i hope you dont mind if i start coming here often :P
<paxed> definitely not
<subcom_antonio> gracias
<paxed> this club doesn't require a membership card, only that you're hooked on to nethack =)
 
#381 (-47) X March 3, 2013
<dtype> hi all
<greycat> hey dtype. so, no 3.4.2 yet...
<dtype> i ended up at a party in san fransicso last night
<dtype> i'm staying in tonight though, so hopefully today...
<greycat> how dare you have a social life!! ;)
<paxed> greycat: is this a case of "As I don't have, others shouldn't have either" ? ;-P
<greycat> something like that
 
#1714 (-47) X April 23, 2015
* Elronnd looks suspiciously at the NXD server and sees only black and white editors
< kerio> you're a fucking racist
 
#56 (-46) X February 28, 2013
<GreyKnight> Guys, this happened offline, so I can't quite prove it, but... 4 altars on one level :-/
<Axl_> wow
<s-vektori> heh cool
<Axl_> wait let me guess
<s-vektori> i don't believe ever seeing more than 3
<Axl_> 4 altars and not one is coaligned
<GreyKnight> Including one of each alignment, I think I stumbled into the Ecumenical Temple by accident
<Axl_> ahh
<GreyKnight> I instantly saved before I killed it off :-)
 
#175 (-46) X March 1, 2013
<ais523\unfoog> yay, I was pinged and it wasn't TAEB dying
<oracle\devnull> DIED : taeb523 (Val-Dwa-Fem-Law) 983 points, killed by a wand on pcs1.nethack.devnull.net
 
#193 (-46) X March 1, 2013
<Rodney> TOUCHDOWN!
<Rodney> Wonderin (Wiz Hum Mal Cha), 553 points, killed by a little dog
 
#238 (-46) X March 1, 2013
<stenno1> stenno1, ah i get it
<stenno1> erm
 
#242 (-46) X March 1, 2013
< scorchgeek> "You mount yourself."
< scorchgeek> That would be an interesting topological exercise. :)
 
#376 (-46) X March 3, 2013
<dtype> paxed: nethack with sounds just seems wrong
* dtype wonders what a quivering blob sounds like.
 
#431 (-46) X March 5, 2013
<bhaak> missing hallucination monster: regular expression dragon!
<mra_> just wrote regular expression parser.. don't want to hear about that anymore.. :D
<bhaak> kerio: we already have an ncurses version and if I didn't had forgotten it would be on un.nethack.nu by now :(
<Megistos> You see a regex dragon! You quickly scrape together a parser.
<kerio> bhaak: just drop another critical bug on octe and set the build to "ncursed" while he's not looking
<scorchgeek> Megistos: lol
<Fluffymormegil> The regex dragon parses you into separate tokens! You die... --more--
<scorchgeek> Do you want your parse-ssions identified?
<Megistos> ...>_<
 
#443 (-46) X March 5, 2013
<Drjebus> Something is engraved here on the headstone.
<Drjebus> You read: "xaiph, killed by strangulation".
<Drjebus> What do you want to put on? [NPV or ?*]
<Drjebus> It constricts your throat!
<Drjebus> V - an amulet of strangulation (being worn).
<Drjebus> You find it hard to breathe.
<Drjebus> You can't. It is cursed.
<Drjebus> Something is engraved here on the headstone.
<Drjebus> You read: "xaiph, killed by strangulation".
<Drjebus> Your knapsack cannot accommodate any more items.
<Drjebus> You're gasping for air.
<Drjebus> You can no longer breathe.
<Drjebus> Something is engraved here on the headstone.
<Drjebus> You read: "xaiph, killed by strangulation".
<Drjebus> Your knapsack cannot accommodate any more items.
<Drjebus> You're turning blue.
<Drjebus> Something is engraved here on the headstone.
<Drjebus> You read: "xaiph, killed by strangulation".
<Drjebus> Your knapsack cannot accommodate any more items.
<Drjebus> You suffocate.

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