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#305 (-58) X March 1, 2013
< Porost> I play nethack for fun
< stenno1> Porost, umad
 
#763 (-47) X July 7, 2013
< DarthLappy> Crap...
< DarthLappy> Giant mimic...Trapped.
< jumpula> spank it with your wand
< DarthLappy> !
< DarthLappy> Thankyou
< DarthLappy> Wand of teleportation
< jumpula> :]
< jumpula> i was just trying to be sarcastic
< DarthLappy> heh, well ya helped :P
 
#1126 (-47) X July 10, 2013
<Jackalbait> woot, /oFire
<Jackalbait> dammit
<Jackalbait> instadeath
<Rodney> jackalbait (Val Dwa Fem Law), 33068 points, poisoned by a rabid rat
 
#1361 (-47) X July 16, 2013
<webchao> !lg * killer=*helping* gmax=killer
<Rodney> webchao: No matches for that query.
<webchao> wut
<webchao> !lg * killer=*help* gmax=killer
<danirijeka> cue the flood of "while helpless"
<Rodney> webchao: death,count(*): 1) killed by a jackal, while helpless,3781; 2) killed by a gnome, while helpless,2886; 3) killed by a rothe, while helpless,2665; 4) killed by a giant ant, while helpless,2642; 5) killed by a dwarf, while helpless,2525; 6) killed by a gnome lord, while helpless,2322; 7) killed by a giant bat, while helpless,2103; 8) killed by a homunculus, while helpless,2030; 9)...
<Rodney> ...killed by a sewer rat, while helpless,1971; 10) killed by a soldier ant, while helpless,1802
<webchao> ouch
<webchao> right
<danirijeka> fail
<webchao> !lg * killer=*help*cock*pit* gmax=killer
<webchao> :|
<sartak> o_o
<danirijeka> I...uh....
<Inkhoof> Okay then
 
#645 (-46) X March 15, 2013
< Cheapy_> Farming is like smoking. All the cool kids do it. Then they die becuase of a black substance...
 
#753 (-46) X July 6, 2013
< Rodney> Sartre (Wiz Elf Mal Cha), 459322 points, shot himself with a death ray
< Sartre_> ah, whoops
< Reiska> how'd you pull that off?
< Sartre_> hit enter when finger asked for a target
< Sartre_> live and learn, right?
 
#926 (-46) X July 10, 2013
< Raeth> Is it sad that I consider watching TV to be watching someone else play NetHack?
< nailbunny> hey at least you think while watching someone play nethack (hopefully)
< nailbunny> and no commercials is nice
 
#1072 (-46) X July 10, 2013
<OsirisBRD> Bad ring of conflict!
<OsirisBRD> Bad!
<OsirisBRD> Good amulet of Life savings!
<OsirisBRD> Good!
 
#1118 (-46) X July 10, 2013
<SomeoneElseYes> I'm still wondering: HOW do you look throgh greased lenses?
<jmr> astral vision
<shel-> astral vision is used
<shel-> after earth vision, air vision, fire vision, and water vision were deemed failures.
<shel-> not to mention heart vision.
 
#1252 (-46) X July 15, 2013
< Cheapy|> dtype! oh fearless creator of sourceforge!
< dtype> ah, the sourceforge. i think perhaps nethack has a bit more purity though. ;)
< Cheapy|> you don't see succubi running around sourceforge though
 
#1272 (-46) X July 15, 2013
< Sartre_> how come purple worms and other monsters that would digest me always regurgitate me? It says they don't like my taste
< jmr> skanky cologne
 
#1309 (-46) X July 15, 2013
< fontp> don't kick boxes!
< hermit> oh
< hermit> why not
< hermit> how else will I unlock it
< fontp> you can break contents inside
< nekrom> especially dont kick your stash box
 
#334 (-45) X March 2, 2013
<sk_> hmm. who is rogues nemesis?
<as-> some loser with zero frags
 
#354 (-45) X March 2, 2013
<tHeLiGhT> dungeon of doom, more like the dungeon of living hell!
 
#463 (-45) X March 5, 2013
< Phyr> !genocide @
< Rodney> Wiped out all @.
< scorchgeek> Phyr: You murderer!
-!- mode/#nethack [+o scorchgeek] by ChanServ
-!- scorchgeek was kicked from #NetHack by scorchgeek ["Murdered by Phyr."]
 
#545 (-45) X March 9, 2013
< Xavior> Your scroll of genocide softly glows with a reddish-green aura.
< paxed> you've been munching on something funky, haven't you?
* Xavior grins with wide eyes
 
#647 (-45) X March 15, 2013
< Irashtar> Watch out for master quantum mechanics!
< Violist> they won't do any of that wimpy uncertain location.
< Violist> they'll fry yor body with improbabilities and kill you
< Irashtar> your size seems very uncertain! you shrink into a gnome!
< Violist> "Your brain seems very uncertain! The quantum tunneling effects in your brain cease functioning! You die... --more--"
< Violist> RIP Foo, killed by brain malfunctioning
< _Q> heh
< Violist> and here he is! the master Q himself
* Violist holds microphone to _Q's mouth
< Violist> so how does it feel having control of the quantum irregularities of the universe?
 
#653 (-45) X March 15, 2013
< Violist> the succubus was putting the moves on my pet skeleton
< Violist> 'boner'
< paxed_> "ohh, yeah, give me your big femur"
 
#679 (-45) X March 21, 2013
<Guest_41> It pleases me that UnNetHack contains Kim Possible references.
 
#750 (-45) X July 6, 2013
< GSGold> how does the nethack RNG work
< moussambani> GSGold: sadistically to the max :P
 
#812 (-45) X July 8, 2013
<Ian-Keith> HAY SOLIDSNAKE
<Ian-Keith> I'M PUNCHING YOUR GHOST
<Ian-Keith> WITH MY SWORD
<solidsnake> hha
<solidsnake> he should be a pussy
<Eidolos> Just like the real thing?
<Ian-Keith> OH FUCK ME
* Talia consoles solidsnake's ghost.
<Ian-Keith> MINDFLAYER
 
#872 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<zid> cool my holy water is blessed
<mucknert> Heh.
<tomp> uhhh, holy water is always blessed, it's blessed water
<mucknert> Blessed holy water would be a funny thing to see. ;)
<Jove_> Now with TWICE the uncursing power. It's Blessed Holy Water(tm). Available at fine temples near you.
<fontp> like twice baked potatos
<fontp> this water is so holy, it will cure your MOTHER's lycanthropy!
<Jove_> Refried beans.
<tomp> unless you mother is chaotic of course...
 
#1007 (-45) X July 10, 2013
< anselmus> "With but one eye, the Cyclops should be easy to blind. Remember this." - what is hippocrates smoking?
 
#1009 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Gaulgath> You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes.
<Gaulgath> Noo!
<Spazm> your pet died
<Gaulgath> O RLY?
 
#1023 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Grunt> WHAT!?
<Grunt> WHERE WAS MY AMULET!? :(
<Rodney> SGrunt (Wiz Elf Fem Cha), 592551 points, killed by a fire vortex
<lament> in my pants!
<Grunt> Not that amulet, bryce.
 
#1029 (-45) X July 10, 2013
< Smeghead_> heh, "l - 2245 rocks"
< hatta> smoke them all
< Smeghead_> smoke?
< hatta> you don't smoke rocks?
 
#1035 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Rodney> Zawk (Wiz Elf Fem Cha), 4573 points, killed by a lynx
<cheapy|> damn you antiquated webbrowsers! DAMN YOU TO HELL
 
#1036 (-45) X July 10, 2013
Laptrop: is it me or do giants take FOREVER to eat anything?
lament: it's very difficult to use a fork when you can barely see it
Laptrop: I guess
 
#1051 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<temujin> Why is this succubus asking me if I know my credit score?
<temujin> Oh, I'm playing the ad-supported NetHack
 
#1052 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Rodney> Gaulgath (Val Hum Fem Law), 119 points, killed by a goblin
<Gaulgath> THAT NEVER HAPPENED! YOU HEAR ME?
<Gaulgath> IT NEVER HAPPENED!!
<Kuprin> what did you do?
<Kuprin> just kinda die?
<Gaulgath> Yes
<GreyKnight> Sudden and gratituous total existence failure.
 
#1066 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<LittleWhiteMouse> Well, I'm glad this channel exists. Sharing the death of my Wizard with my mom just doesn't console me...
 
#1100 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<in game, stumbly names his Amulet of Yendor "marvin can't tie his own shoes">
<Eidolos> ON SHAP
<jsn>- :)
<mrivan> you're right
<Eidolos> He has velcro shoes.
<mrivan> I don't own shoes
<Eidolos> Now I feel bad for making fun of your shoes.
<jsn-> kind of conduct
 
#1145 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Rodney> DarthL33tS (Val Dwa Fem Law), 4091 points, killed by an orcish arrow
<Rodney> d0nut (Arc Hum Mal Law), 4406 points, poisoned by an orcish arrow
<GreyKnight> The orcs are coming!
* GreyKnight runs
<Rodney> ichgucknur (Bar Orc Mal Cha), 23956 points, killed by a blue jelly
<GreyKnight> Phew, the blue jellies have saved us from the orc menace.
<GreyKnight> <workimer> it's all about the blue jellies
 
#1146 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Eidolos> This game hates me
<cdi> what happened?
<Eidolos> It's showering me with awesome stuff
<cdi> And it hates you how?
<Eidolos> now if I end up ascending people will just say "well of course he ascended, even ben could've ascended _that_ one"
<cdi> now now. We wouldn't say that
<Eidolos> anselmus will :)
<cdi> "even ari could've ascended _that_ one" would be more likely.
<runcible> anselmus whines no matter what
<Eidolos> :)
* stumbly leaves a tube of preparation H with an anonymous note for anselmus.
 
#1228 (-45) X July 15, 2013
* anselmus needs an audiobook of mrivan's ttyrecs
 
#1249 (-45) X July 15, 2013
* Barbie built an altar to ye great mrivan.
* lorimer kicks the altar and sacrifices a guard on it.
< mrivan> I have my own: _
* Barbie gets angry and curses lorimer.
 
#1269 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< dtype> work, not vaca, although i've taken the opportunity to introduce myself to the local women
< Eidolos> NetHack and women mix about as well as, well, I'm sure you see where I'm going with this.
< dtype> i haven't mentioned nethack to any of the local women. I think I'll keep it that way. heh.
 
#1282 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< Rodney> zid (Val Hum Fem Neu), 976 points, killed by a black pudding
< zid> I didn't go anywhere near a black pudding honest
 
#1291 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< nailbunny> well i gtg get a few beers in me... i might start RunkDrobin tonight :P
 
#1318 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< hermit> i tell my girlfriend if she rubs it a magic djinni will appear
< tomp> hermit: but then she realizes you are obviously cursed
< hermit> yeah once she grabs it she can't let go
 
#1331 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< Pryon> New food alchemy. Fungus + egg == quorn
 
#1337 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< Rodney> Queensownt (Val Hum Fem Neu), 189678 points, dissolved in molten lava
< sawtooth> someone got ownt there.
 
#1356 (-45) X July 15, 2013
< mekkis> #say "Give me all the protection, then I'll kill you. You're a chaotic priest, I'm sure you'll understand..."
 
#1434 (-45) X November 14, 2013
< Rodney> DrHats (Rog Orc Mal Cha), 1125 points, T:1835, killed by a pony
< billnye> not DrCowboyHats, that's for sure
 
#1490 (-45) X February 23, 2014
< zuzak> so nice of you to take the Amulet out for a stroll, it's been dying for an adventure for years
 
#1588 (-45) X June 15, 2014
<Mandevil> I love choking on a big chunk of meat over and over.
 
#1631 (-45) X September 11, 2014
< Stevie-O> I'm starting to think that the only way to really ascend in Nethack is to aim for a YASD and miss
< jonadab> Stevie-O: Just make sure you aim for a YASD *on the astral plane* and miss.
< jonadab> If you miss earlier in the game, you'll probably get YAAD.
 
#1654 (-45) X November 13, 2014
<Stevie-O> !asc Greenwolf
<Rodney> greenwolf has ascended 1 time in 1079 games (0.09%): 1xVal, 1xHum, 1xMal, 1xNeu
<revent> Wow, eating a pony makes you full very quickly
<Greenwolf> 1 time!
<Refia> same
<Stevie-O> I'm not sure if this means you know what you're doing or not
 
#1678 (-45) X February 1, 2015
<AceSevenFive> In NetHack, you convert an altar.
<AceSevenFive> In kcaHteN, altar converts YOU!
 
#1693 (-45) X March 2, 2015
< Elronnd> Hi
< Elronnd> !
< bcode> Your potion fell off
< Elronnd> Your potion crashes on top of bcode's unicorn!
< Pici> the front fell off
< Elronnd> The unicorn yawns
< Elronnd> The unicorn's horn resists! (Falling off).

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