< Porost> I play nethack for fun
< stenno1> Porost, umad
<Grunt> WHERE WAS MY AMULET!? :(
<Rodney> SGrunt (Wiz Elf Fem Cha), 592551 points, killed by a fire vortex
<lament> in my pants!
<Grunt> Not that amulet, bryce.
<Gaulgath> You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes.
<Spazm> your pet died
<Gaulgath> O RLY?
< bclewis> Heh. I was in a vault, and I ate a mimic corpse:
< bclewis> Suddenly one of the Vault's guards enters!
< bclewis> Puzzled, he turns around and leaves.
< _Q> "Hey! Who left that orange in here?"
<lorimer> new subject: boobies
<Eidolos> I seriously doubt Rodney would use a constant rng seed.
<`Masque> The source would doubt that too.
<Eidolos> I didn't feel like loading up the ole browser. :)
<lorimer> firm, round boobies the size of canteloupes
<Eidolos> Lorimer makes an interesting point.
<ZenMasterJG> shouldnt it use the length of @arg in rand() instead of just @arg?
<lorimer> going bugejabugejabugejabugeja
<GreyKnight> Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to learn more.
<lorimer> ZenMasterJG: boobies
* ZenMasterJG gets distracted by boobies.
<Rodney> k21971 (Wiz Hum Mal Neu), 293822 points, T:24146, killed by a troll, while frozen by a potion
<billnye> k21971: U MAD?
<k21971> u mad bro?
<Cwiiis> Work is evil... stops me from playing NetHack :(
<aero2600> Whoa.. why does a potion of oil cost so much?
<Eidolos> Did you apply-test in the store?
<Eidolos> Shks really screw you over when you light up in the store.
<Eidolos> "Usage fee! Yendorian fuel tax! Oh, and you owe me full price of the potion IN ADDITION MWA HA HA"
<Poeir> I've got a problem.
<cheapy|> Poeir, other than the fact that it's saturday night and you're playing nethack?
<ihope_> The barrow wight is dead!
<ashel> ding dong the wight is dead! which old wight? the barrow wight!
Stevie-O: there have been, like, 3 or 4 potion shops in this game
Dentarthurdent_: Party at Stevie-O's dungeon! Where's the chicks?
***BenUrban forgets which ones are chicks
Dentarthurdent_: they're such teases though
Dentarthurdent_: i'm a & fan
BenUrban: yeah & kicks ass
BenUrban: especially while you're wielding excalibur or the staff
Dentarthurdent_: fun time, but when they dump you they sure dump you hard
BenUrban: Dentarthurdent_: not if you are wielding excalibur or the staff
Dentarthurdent_: yeah, & like it when you have a big sword/staff :P
<Jackalbait> woot, /oFire
<Rodney> jackalbait (Val Dwa Fem Law), 33068 points, poisoned by a rabid rat
< Rodney> zid (Val Hum Fem Neu), 976 points, killed by a black pudding
< zid> I didn't go anywhere near a black pudding honest
< datachomper> I assume my knowledge of how to play nethack will never land me a chick in a bar
< C0rVus> datachomper, oddly enough it got me laid once back in '96
< Hacken> walk up to her and say, "Pound chat."
< rawrmage> BurningLed: have you considered playing a gnomish wizard?
< Rodney> imphasing (Tou Hum Mal Neu), 220 points, killed by a gnomish wizard
< BurningLed> Probably should have, I also like neutral artifacts
< Drjebus> speak of the devil
< th> whee. we got cursed -2 charisma t-shirts from work. tight as hell and wont come off
<ykstort> as a platform linux is too much like me - fickle, flaky and disorganised, even incoherent
<ykstort> this is probably why I use it
< madness> and finally, I'm gonna take her to some areas I'd like to move to if she decides to come live here for a while - I'm a little fed up with where I live
< paxed> starting to nest already? ;)
< madness> aparently so :P
< TSC> Just setting up a stash (:
<tarzeau> greycat: i just lost my job today
<greycat> more time to find that amulet!
<tarzeau> and murder people
<bhaak> missing hallucination monster: regular expression dragon!
<mra_> just wrote regular expression parser.. don't want to hear about that anymore.. :D
<bhaak> kerio: we already have an ncurses version and if I didn't had forgotten it would be on un.nethack.nu by now :(
<Megistos> You see a regex dragon! You quickly scrape together a parser.
<kerio> bhaak: just drop another critical bug on octe and set the build to "ncursed" while he's not looking
<scorchgeek> Megistos: lol
<Fluffymormegil> The regex dragon parses you into separate tokens! You die... --more--
<scorchgeek> Do you want your parse-ssions identified?
<Rodney> nailbunny (Wiz Hum Mal Neu), 6879 points, killed by a winter wolf, while helpless
<nailbunny> note to self: sleep rays bounce
<kroisis> several years ago I had a char that killed 3 shopkeepers...his luck was attrocious after that...EVERYBODY hated him...he was in such dire straits a succubus wouldn't give him the time of day...he was in such dire straits, nymphs kept attacking him by giving him cursed stuff he was in such dire strait vampires didn't even want his blood....he was in such dire straits Jubilex looked at him and said to a nearby trapper "you eat that? Y
<kroisis> our're CRAZY man!"
<skacer> all this time i thought the rock mole and the rock piercer were the same exact thing
<StoneCypher> they are, for about five letters
< Smeghead_> heh, "l - 2245 rocks"
< hatta> smoke them all
< Smeghead_> smoke?
< hatta> you don't smoke rocks?
< Lenz_> blue jelly -- blauer Wackelpudding?
< tweek__> anyone mind checking out Jove's game and telling me how the heck he manages to kill Pestilence?
< Jove_> tweek__: Halitosis.
< kerio> 6 days since wstty was pretty much ready for production
< kerio> still no web terminal for un.nethack.nu
<@bhaak> it's not through Q&A yet
< kerio> bhaak: now it autoconnects btw
<@bhaak> oh no! then I have to start the certification process anew!
< kerio> get fucked
<sea> There's actually a secret to escaping eels.
<sea> You lean close to them and whisper softly: "Avast, ye scallious fwigglerumpous little fop! I'll give you three gibbous baniclefloppits if you let me go!"
<sea> and that's how it's done.
<stenno1> stenno1, ah i get it
< Izchak> pattern (Wiz Elf Mal Cha), 197 points, killed by a falling rock
< Izchak> pattern (Wiz Elf Mal Cha), 181 points, killed by a gnome lord
< Esa94> I see a pattern there
<Randley> CATKILLER (Wiz Hum Mal Cha), 0 points, killed by a kitten
< scorchgeek> "You mount yourself."
< scorchgeek> That would be an interesting topological exercise. :)
<kerio> bhaak, choked on a penis.
<Grunt> kerio, killed by tastelessness.
<ais523> Grunt: kerio is always like this
<Grunt> ais523, squished under the obvious.
<dtype> devteam doesn't seem to know what a bugfix release is
<joshk> dtype: 'team'?
<dtype> heh, i just had someone email me and tell me they were the owner of alt.org
<dtype> apparently some registrar did some lying about which domains were free
<dtype> fwiw, alt.org is not for sale. ;)
<dtype> hi all
<greycat> hey dtype. so, no 3.4.2 yet...
<dtype> i ended up at a party in san fransicso last night
<dtype> i'm staying in tonight though, so hopefully today...
<greycat> how dare you have a social life!! ;)
<paxed> greycat: is this a case of "As I don't have, others shouldn't have either" ? ;-P
<greycat> something like that
<tsuteiuQ> why would you wish to 'taunt' famine?
<greycat> DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FAMINE BALL!
<dtype> famine is fun xp
<tsuteiuQ> dtype: demogorgon is more exp
<ScottishPig> Famine: The ultimate weight-loss drug.
<greycat> demogorgon doesn't get back up on his own
< konso> Go cbus go =)
< konso> Congrats ^_^
< cbus> its not over yet
< cbus> if it crashes i loose :)
< paxed> we're just waiting for the fat lady to start yodeling ;)
< Irashtar> Your knife named Pudding bane softly glows with a light blue aura and is now as good as new.
< Irashtar> ARRG!
<zid> WHOO ONE MILLION POINTS
<HanClinto> Is Zid happy with his little farm? :)
<zid> indeed he is, i'll tell him when I see him
<GreyKnight> extra life!
<GreyKnight> You now have one million points. --More-- Suddenly, an amulet of life saving appears before you.
<runcible> i always feel somewhat inadequate without a weapon with some exciting effect. you get so used to the massive hammer strikes, silver sears, etc
<raxvulpine> You could name your weapon something exciting. "You swing your longsword called The massive hammer strikes!"
<ChocoCid> v - a fizzy potion named Coca-Cola
<Grunt> Your pack shakes violently! Your fizzy potion named Coca-Cola explodes!
<sawtooth> You drink the fizzy potion named Coca-Cola. You have a bad case of stomach acid!
<ChocoCid> "The Coca-Cola explodes out of your pack! Its fizz sounds like, 'daddy?'"
<ledneh> ?? polished silver shield
<ledneh> finally, reflection!
<ledneh> thank GOD
<ledneh> ...now I just need MR
<ledneh> I can't believe I just did this
<ledneh> FAT FINGERS AAA
<Rodney> Ledneh (Val Hum Fem Neu), 265953 points, petrified by tasting Medusa meat
<ledneh> that's like four seriously good looking games screwed by sheer stupidity in the past week
<ledneh> I think the RNG is trying to tell me something ;__________;
<moussambani> don't blame the RNG for "sheer stupidity" :-P
<ledneh> shut it mouss
<moussambani> note the :-P
<fontppp> tasting medusa meat ?
<ledneh> SHUT IT MOUSS >:(
<ledneh> SHUT IT
<LittleWhiteMouse> Well, I'm glad this channel exists. Sharing the death of my Wizard with my mom just doesn't console me...
<alphamale> What do you wish for? blessed fixed +2 Sting
<alphamale> Easy greasy.
<alphamale> You grease your fists. The succubus looks queasy.
<OsirisBRD> Bad ring of conflict!
<OsirisBRD> Good amulet of Life savings!
<in game, stumbly names his Amulet of Yendor "marvin can't tie his own shoes">
<Eidolos> ON SHAP
<mrivan> you're right
<Eidolos> He has velcro shoes.
<mrivan> I don't own shoes
<Eidolos> Now I feel bad for making fun of your shoes.
<jsn-> kind of conduct
<SomeoneElseYes> I'm still wondering: HOW do you look throgh greased lenses?
<jmr> astral vision
<shel-> astral vision is used
<shel-> after earth vision, air vision, fire vision, and water vision were deemed failures.
<shel-> not to mention heart vision.
<alphamale> Pray more and you'll be granted a wide-angle disintegration beam!
<alphamale> The BFG of nethack