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#255 (2) X March 1, 2013
<rawrmage> you can't have boners in the sanctum
<rawrmage> bones*
 
#2829 (-7) X November 29, 2019
<BEHiker91W> Purple h pet.
<BEHiker91W> Yup. I'm dangerous now.
<BEHiker91W> That's what you get from using a ?taming on a dwarf king.
 
#3686 (4) X October 14, 2021
<cbus> can anyone help finding my gnomish entrance? :P
<qt> wow, i didn't know you were gnomish
<qt> but i'd be happy to help
<spicyCebolla> it helps if you use a mirror
 
#3884 (25) X June 3, 2022
<amateurhour> (after transfiguring yourself into a pile of gold) You have never changed form.
<amateurhour> :P
<amateurhour> now I'm imagining that you don't actually transform, you just lie on the ground and pretend for a bit
<aosdict> you are not actually changing, you are just temporarily very good at imitating a pile of gold
<amateurhour> sometimes I lie on the ground and pretend I'm a tripe ration
 
#3469 (10) X May 10, 2021
<Umbire> " The next morning, Quetzalcoatl, feeling shame and regret, had his servants build him a stone chest, adorn him in turquoise, and then, laying in the chest, set himself on fire. His ashes rose into the sky and then his heart followed, becoming the morning star (see Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli).[28]"
<Umbire> artifact ideaaaaa
<Umbire> and/or a chance to make a morning star that doesn't suck shit
<Umbire> I'll have to jot that down on the pad soonish
<aosdict> yes, just imagine players trying to wish for "Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli" correctly.
 
#3939 (25) X July 29, 2022
<krm26> there needs to be a haiku fully describing each variant to help people decide what to play
<aosdict> quality of life / plus interesting new features / xnethack is great
<amateurhour> varied ideas / abundance of epic stuff / it is dnethack
<amateurhour> very difficult / everything wants to kill you / evilhack scary
<amateurhour> I'm not a poet ok these used all the creativity I had
<K2> lol
<aosdict> beware of grunthack / it really wants you to suffer / your life will be pain
<amateurhour> hahaha
<aosdict> wait what was I thinking with that
<aosdict> it just wants you to suffer
<amateurhour> it's a bug in your haiku
<amateurhour> just like the bugs in grunthack
<amateurhour> fitting
<amateurhour> slash'em is classic / unbalanced and buggy though / still worth playing now
<aosdict> slash'em extended / zany and controversial / exiled to github
<qt> none of these have seasonal references or images of nature
<qt> the brook babbles on / a red leaf carried downstream / high heel farting girls
 
#2926 (-15) X March 7, 2020
<Umbire> hm, found a towel
<Umbire> can soldiers potentially spawn with those or is it just a death drop
<Umbire> (in a barracks ftr)
<Umbire> probably a death drop along with this magic missile book but it's funny to think about
<Umbire> ...okay, that's two
<Umbire> did I interrupt one of the Wizard's secret military ops?
<Umbire> chest has a third magic missile book along with a blank and glittering spellbook
<amateurhour> rngesus wants you to be a spellcaster, don't fight it
<K2> RNGesus wants you to know magic missile
<Umbire> I choose to believe I've stumbled upon an initiative to train away dependence on wands
<amateurhour> haha
<Umbire> bitch I've had magic missile for 90% of the game
<Umbire> I don't need literally 3 more books
<Umbire> I appreciate Rodney's attempts to get some proper casters trained in his army, but "in the middle of an archaeologist raiding the dungeon" might not have been the best time
 
#2879 (10) X January 25, 2020
<aoei> wow that was weird. playing nh and suddenly a constant stream of the letter 'a' was fed into the terminal/nethack, then if i switched to hexchat same thing, or anywhere else on the desktop. thought maybe key stuck but no amount of fiddling did anything. reboot fixed
<aosdict> go team ant
 
#558 (2) X March 10, 2013
< Yui_> is the nh code nicely structured to allow swapping in a new language?
< greycat> *sputter* hahahahaha
< Yui_> I guess not :)
 
#610 (-25) X March 12, 2013
< Violist> gnus don't kill people, gnus with guns kill people
< paxed> Violist: that's slash'em you're talking about. ;)
 
#1599 (-14) X June 27, 2014
<PsyMar> god, this is why I hate nethack code:
<PsyMar> arg ? mon_nam(mon) : Monnam(mon),
<bcode> haha
<bcode> reminds me of some horrible Perl code I wrote when I was half-awake
<bcode> there was a @monsters variable, and a %monsters variable
<bcode> they were somewhat related, but the awesome part is where I used both @monsters and a hash slice of %monsters in the same line
<bcode> well, awesome/awful
 
#1126 (-47) X July 10, 2013
<Jackalbait> woot, /oFire
<Jackalbait> dammit
<Jackalbait> instadeath
<Rodney> jackalbait (Val Dwa Fem Law), 33068 points, poisoned by a rabid rat
 
#1487 (9) X February 12, 2014
<Rodney> stth (Pri Hum Mal Cha) wished for "wand of wishing", on turn 68971
<Rodney> stth (Pri Hum Mal Cha) wished for "wand of wishing", on turn 68972
<Rodney> stth (Pri Hum Mal Cha) wished for "wand of wishing", on turn 68972
<Rodney> stth (Pri Hum Mal Cha) wished for "wand of wishing", on turn 68973
<Rodney> stth (Pri Hum Mal Cha) wished for "wand of wishing", on turn 68974
<Rodney> stth (Pri Hum Mal Cha) wished for "wand of wishing", on turn 68975
<Rodney> stth (Pri Hum Mal Cha) wished for "wand of wishing", on turn 68975
<Droids> uh
 
#1512 (-27) X March 25, 2014
< Winhert> he summoned tons of dragons, foolords etc
< ChrisE> The fool ord hits!
< billnye> THOU THOUGHT THOU COULDST ORD ME, FOOL?
 
#3861 (26) X May 12, 2022
<stella> is it June yet tho?
<K2> yes
<K2> just now
<stella> :o
<K2> ... and its gone. cya next year
<K2> :P
<stella> darn
<stella> that happened fast
<K2> it was the luxidream version
 
#3690 (13) X October 16, 2021
<mobileuser> K2 wiki says about centaur: intelligence maximum is 12, wisdom is 14. My current stats: In:14 Wi:17
<K2> HAX
<amateurhour> maybe knight max overrides race max?
<amateurhour> is that a thing?
<mobileuser> oh sorry =$
<mobileuser> I forgot the bril helm
<amateurhour> mobileuser did you start with that int and wis?
<mobileuser> In:11 Wi:14 nothing to see here O:3
<mobileuser> bril helm
<amateurhour> oh
<K2> false alarm!
<K2> stand down, stand down
<VaderFLAG> lol
<aosdict> stupid centaurs. such morons that they forget what's on their own heads.
 
#1413 (-4) X September 25, 2013
< theRaisse> You ascend to the status of Demigoddess! But wait...
 
#3237 (-1) X November 12, 2020
<Croesus> [EU] [D]: jannis (Wiz-Elf-Mal-Cha), 3181 points, 4073 turns, killed by a dwarf lord
<Croesus> [EU] [D]: Kontroller (Val-Hum-Fem-Law), 1352 points, 2762 turns, killed by a gnome lord
<Kontroller> jannis\unfoog: If we die in sync it will be a not so good tournament. :)
<jannis\unfoog> There should be an achievement for this, Kontroller
<Kontroller> Btw, did you notice we were both killed by a "Lord"?
<jannis\unfoog> Let's bring out the guillotines
 
#2974 (-9) X April 2, 2020
<picaresquieu> been so long since I fought Cthulhu that i forgot he has an amnesia attack >_<
 
#1634 (-25) X September 24, 2014
<bcode> YANI: "What do you want to write in the dust? enchant armor As you read the floor, it disappears.--More--"
 
#3044 (-10) X May 26, 2020
<aosdict> madam in eden i'm adam
<elenmirie> why aren't you wearing trousers then? ;D
<aosdict> it's nethack. nobody's even heard of trousers
<elenmirie> me and the snake, we're very well dressed, but you...
<elenmirie> are porky pigging it through the dungeon!
<aosdict> g - a blessed fig leaf (being worn)
<elenmirie> lol
<elenmirie> a greased fireproof +3 dragonhide blessed fig leaf, you better hope it is
 
#3194 (-4) X October 2, 2020
<Serpent> You destroy the vampire lord!
<Serpent> no multishot
<Serpent> 4 daggers and 1 bill-guisarme
<Serpent> eventually i overcame its regen
<Serpent> There is a human corpse here; eat it? [ynq] (n) Ulch - that meat was tainted! You feel deathly sick.
<Serpent> I bit him.
<Neko-chan> LMAO
<albertinio> nicely done, now he knows who the real vampire is
 
#3859 (27) X May 3, 2022
<FCpakalolo> just so you know, i'm hothraxxa using my discord id from my other life
<K2> @FCpakalolo prove it. say something only hothraxxa would know
<FCpakalolo> historic uncursed thoroughly diluted unlabeled greased fixed very magic marker named for the great yendorian novel... nah i'll write some genocide scrolls
<K2> 'sorry' would have also been accepted
 
#2061 (-17) X May 7, 2017
<+raisse> soko2, nymph stole weapons, centaur did me in
<+Beholder> [nd] Raisse (Hea Gno Fem Neu), 2723 points, T:7234, killed by a mountain centaur
<+hothraxxa> they were in cahoots
<+hothraxxa> classic. beautiful woman distracts you, boyfriend mugs you
<+raisse> hothraxxa: girlfriend actually
<+hothraxxa> not that there's anything wrong with that
<+raisse> :-)
<+raisse> except that she killed me
 
#1628 (-44) X September 5, 2014
<sea> There's actually a secret to escaping eels.
<sea> You lean close to them and whisper softly: "Avast, ye scallious fwigglerumpous little fop! I'll give you three gibbous baniclefloppits if you let me go!"
<sea> and that's how it's done.
 
#2915 (-1) X March 1, 2020
<Tangles> You have a little trouble lifting s - a key. You feel strong!
<Tangles> really?
<amateurhour> did you just bench press a key?
 
#374 (-43) X March 3, 2013
<dtype> devteam doesn't seem to know what a bugfix release is
<joshk> dtype: 'team'?
 
#2247 (5) X December 14, 2017
<raisse> ??wererat
<ChrisE> Whererat??
<raisse> hererat
<raisse> thererat
<Andrio> Everywhererat.
 
#3889 (28) X June 7, 2022
<NetSysFire> real nethackers dont drink coffee. they eat blessed tins of orange dragon instead.
 
#2854 (-6) X January 1, 2020
<luxidream> unnethack also has d1 giant spiders
<luxidream> because fuck you
<{Demo}1> thats evilhack
<{Demo}1> but also un? wow
<luxidream> no un has it
<{Demo}1> not surprised
<luxidream> it's nethack, it doesn't have to be balanced
<luxidream> :p
<{Demo}1> well nethack is balanced, but its unnethack so its unbalanced
 
#1872 (-37) X March 20, 2016
<cmtptr> you can't hug your children with polearms
 
#3644 (11) X September 11, 2021
<Announcy> NetHack GitHub Pull Requests: Make enchant armor prompt for target item https://github.com/NetHack/NetHack/pull/568
<aosdict> nice PR amateurhour
<aosdict> very logical and simple QoL feature
<amateurhour> be sure to SMASH that like button and follow for more great content
 
#1437 (-9) X November 18, 2013
<someone> I cannot decide which one I like better: reflectoban or sokobag.
<Yeti218> For me it's like deciding whether I want the pilot of my plane to have a pilot license or if I want to sit 1st class.
 
#3697 (13) X October 24, 2021
[reading the randomly generated attacks of a shambling horror]
<VaderFLAG> 4d7 sting polymorph, 2d7 butt withering, 4d7 tentacle teleport, 4d7 butt level drain, 3d6 gaze sleep, 5d7 bearhug physical
<amateurhour> butt withering, all those squats at the gym for nothing...
 
#3769 (22) X December 18, 2021
<NetSysFire> what does a samurai say when he defeats a foe that attacked him first with bow and arrow?
<NetSysFire> right back at ya
 
#1776 (10) X August 20, 2015
<ShivanHunter> omG
<ShivanHunter> # - an uncursed magic marker (0:100) {1}
<Bluescreen> The +100 magic marker is the highest possible enchantment it can spawn with. :)
<Bluescreen> Congratulations, you can write any spellbook (but make sure you know it)!
* ShivanHunter writes a spellbook of instantly win the game
 
#4048 (28) X December 9, 2022
<qt> I feel like this game is off to a promising start, but my pet marilith keeps saying we're doomed, so I'm not sure what to think
 
#296 (-39) X March 1, 2013
< TruePika> !revgeno soldier ants. irina runs in the terror of all terror
< Rodney> Sent in some soldier ants. irina runses in the terror of all terror.
< TruePika> *runs
< rawrmage> that's weird
< ishanyx> that is some strange pluralization
< irina> yes!
< TruePika> oh, Rodney did that
< TruePika> lol
 
#123 (1) X March 1, 2013
<Rodney> cs12 (Wiz Elf Mal Cha) wished for "2 blessed scrolls of charging", on turn 1
 
#1642 (15) X October 20, 2014
<anselmus> good job, self: The fire giant zaps a wand called death! The sleep ray hits you!
 
#3995 (16) X October 17, 2022
<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] tinklebear (Kni Hum Fem Law), 6841 points, T:4670, killed by an invisible troll
<tinklebear> I blinded it, beat a drum, etc. I want my quarter back
<tinklebear> Oh, wait.
<tinklebear> My accountant informs me that I have inserted no quarters
<tinklebear> ever
 
#3745 (26) X November 26, 2021
<bouquet> someone left their vampire mage in the mines ://
<bouquet> please, keep your pets on a leash people!
<spicyCebolla> but that doesn't help, right?
<K2> it doesnt
<K2> but there are leash laws in yendor
<K2> no one follows them
<K2> keystone kops are nowhere to be found, ever
 
#2082 (20) X June 3, 2017
<Demo_> wow
<Demo_> slex is like eating those weird flavoured jelly beans
<Demo_> but its like eating a big handful at once
<Demo_> so ur mouth tastes like peachy seafood dogshit blueberry soap vomit
 
#473 (31) X March 6, 2013
< dasunt> Shot a wand of sleep at a nymph, bounced off a wall and hit me.
< dasunt> Since that didn't kill me the first time, I repeated it.
 
#71 (1) X February 28, 2013
<Serel> I guess I can take my time with my Wiz though... Since a wizard is never late...
 
#385 (-38) X March 3, 2013
<tarzeau> throwing mjollnir is cool
<_Q> yeah
<_Q> except there's a small chance it won't come back
<_Q> if you're a valk
<_Q> (if you're not a valk, there's a 100% chance it won't come back :)
 
#4214 (12) X July 17, 2023
<Demo> ppl gotta stop fellating the dev team for thinking of everything when i can dip my apple into poison and nothing special happens
<Demo> and just many such cases with food dipping interactions
<paxed> Demo: patch plz.
<paxed> don't know what use a poisoned apple is, but ...
<aosdict> paxed: throw the poisoned apple on the floor in front of an advancing gelcube to poison it to death? :)
<paxed> gel cubes are poison res
<stenno> do you feed it to herbivores to kill them?
<paxed> "here, instead of a pet warhorse, i'll have a dead horse"
 
#598 (-5) X March 12, 2013
< todsah> The Corrupt Stack Frame wields a +6 SegFault!
< todsah> What do you want to wield? [- a or ?*]a
< todsah> a - a blessed +3 debugger called GDB (weapon in hand).
< todsah> You kill the Corrupt Stack Frame!
< todsah> But wait... --more--
< todsah> The Corrupt Stack Frame's medallion begins to glow!
< todsah> *grmbl*
< todsah> I'm getting a bit tired of debugging :|
 
#761 (-35) X July 7, 2013
< zid> wow i've moved 3 pages of armour so far
< SpeedEvil> Does 3 pages of armour add up to a knight?
 
#3800 (17) X February 2, 2022
<qt> k2 a guy cancelled my dragon scale mail and it turned back into scales
<K2> yes that can happen
<qt> this cancellation is getting OUTTA HAND
<K2> small chance but it can happen. got it from unnethack
<K2> so blame bhaak
<qt> i'm going to cancel YOU
<K2> nooo dont cancel me
<K2> you just renewed your subscription

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