<Sconibulus> Nooo! Poor pony
<Muad> I had a moment like that just now, finding an uncursed saddle on the floor and no pony upon magic-whistling.. but! Actually, a monkey stole the saddle and the pony just stepped on a levelport trap, whew.
<Sconibulus> I got off to let mine kill some gnomes
<Sconibulus> then a dwarf lord wandered up and beat it to death with a pick
<AshSaver> Muad: dungeon crime scene analyst
<b_jonas> Muad: what? how can the monkey steal the saddle? did he get a retaliate attack round because the pony attacked it? or conflict?
<AshSaver> :cue intro:
<NewWorld> Haha I'm just picturing a film-noir scene with Muad's voiceover
<Muad> the monkey came from a magic trap, so our only witness was blind at the time. perhaps the magic trap could confuse the monkey, explaining this .. 8) .. monkey business.
<NewWorld> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
<webchao> no.
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