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< aosdict> You drop an uncursed dented pot. You hear loud clanging.
< aosdict> well I should think so

<Umbire> You read: "Soon you'll join this fellow in hell! -- the Wizard of Yendor".
<Loggers_VIII> that's one of my favorites
<Loggers_VIII> I like to imagine the wizard of yendor just running around the dungeon killing random low level characters so he can taunt you

<terrapin> I like to think that priests blind you knowing it will show you all the scary monsters waiting for you

<K2> pro tip - altar camp before reaching exp level 3. guaranteed *not* to get an artifact. getting enchanted gear that early is kind of a big deal
<mobileuser> well I mostly get useless weapons ;-)
<K2> i should look at removing the mobileuser-specific code...
<K2> ooh shit. did i type that?
<K2> errr
<K2> uuuuh
<K2> hi!
<mobileuser> here mobileuser, have yet another dagger!

< cbus> gnollhack should not count unless you are a gnoll
< cbus> I am no gnoll, are you?
< corwin> ask not for whom the gnoll hacks
< corwin> s/ask/ACK # my bad
< qt> the gnoll is hacking a TCP handshake?
< cbus> sneaky gnoll
< qt> gnoll-in-the-middle attack
< corwin> is there already a gnomish minesweeper?
< corwin> *safe, safe, safe, polytrap* fuk
< Bleeko> Gnoll country for old men ...
< dingotron> I can gno longer handle these puns
< corwin> calm down m8; all part of the gnomenclature

<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] Loggers (Con Dro Mal Cha) wished for "blessed +2 dragonhide pair of speed boots", on T:32703 (3:00:14)
<Loggers_VIII> I never know what to do after this
<K2> wear the boots

<terrapin> hah, crushed a zombie in a Sokoban pit with a boulder and felt clever about having disposed of its corpse until it dug itself up and made a new pit
<Umbire> lmao RIP
<terrapin> if only it had

< stenno> what would be a funny rrga combo to try for training
< stenno> hum arc?
< anselmus> your name alone will compel multiple players to quit
< anselmus> rrga?
< Rodney> Role, race, gender, alignment; #nethack's ASL.
< stenno> what idiot wrote that
< stenno> !learn info #nethack:rrga?
< Rodney> #nethack:rrga? has contributions by: [1]rawrmage
< stenno> oh i thought it was me lol
< stenno> no disrespect against rawrmage

<Loggers_VIII> "the giant watchman smashes down a door" you're telling me when I do it it's punishable by death but for them it's totally fine??
<Loggers_VIII> yet another example of the dungeon's corrupt watch policies

<krm26> although i want this even more than a rivian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xdKdKlErZU
<qt> where do you park that thing to sleep when you're driving it around? RV parks?
<qt> it looks like some kind of post-apocalyptic mobile base. too bad there won't be much gasoline available after the apocalypse
<qt> and it looks like a real gas guzzler too
<krm26> it has a fairly omnivorous engine
<K2> even less diesel, which is what this runs on
<krm26> i think they get 5-6 mpg diesel
<K2> gosh. if only you had an all electric truck and solar panels
<qt> or you could convert it to run on the fat from zombie corpses
<K2> hahah
<K2> zombo-fat
<krm26> i dont think zombies are noted for their huge fat supplies
<qt> 5-6 miles per zombie
<qt> mpz
<K2> LOL
<K2> way back when, mummies were used to fuel trains
<qt> really?? man, mummies were used for everything
<qt> hmm a lot of places online say it's an urban legend from the time
<K2> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_paper#Other_industrial_uses_for_mummies
<qt> > This master story teller was speaking tongue in cheek. He lets the reader in on the joke in the next passage
<K2> heh
<qt> so yeah, I guess not true
<qt> good, I don't think I would want to ride on a train powered by mummy screams