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#4049 (25) X December 9, 2022
<hothraxxa> samurai so much easier than tourist
<hothraxxa> normally i would have stuck with it but i don't know how much paying time i'll get and i wanted at least one win
<hothraxxa> playing
<qt> paying time? good idea: K2 you should monetize TNNT, sell extra lives
<K2> gnollhack devs enter chat
 
#4048 (29) X December 9, 2022
<qt> I feel like this game is off to a promising start, but my pet marilith keeps saying we're doomed, so I'm not sure what to think
 
#4047 (26) X December 8, 2022
<Rodney> yeshua2 (Val Dwa Fem Law), 120646 points, T:18542, drowned in a pool of water by an electric eel
<qt> !lastgame yeshua2
<Rodney> https://alt.org/nethack/userdata/y/yeshua2/dumplog/1670458522.nh366.txt
<qt> quite an abrupt end to the second coming
<ChrisS67> what happened to all their armor
<qt> Matthew 27:35
<qt> the electric eels cast lots for his garments
 
#4046 (23) X December 5, 2022
<cbus> I still find it funny how little money you get for selling a credit card :)
<Arseniy> well there aren't any ATMs in the dungeon
<aosdict> I hear if you swipe the card down the outside wall of a vault it will work
 
#4045 (45) X December 5, 2022
<Croesus> [US] Dhuend (Bar Hum Mal Neu) had Ogresmasher bestowed upon him by Crom, on T:29478
<Dhuend> Thanks Crom
<jetjaguar> yeah....Ogresmasher....I'll just go right out and....smash some Ogres for you Crom.
<Mitzu_> Not what you wanted? lol
<nabru> ogresmasher is not very useful
<jetjaguar> Crom like that ignorant uncle that sends your kids gifts that are horribly out of age range.
<crunchbubba> it's a very heavy X of Gain Constitution
<Furey> crom wants you to show your ogresmasher to some hot foocubi
<nabru> the foocubi would be offended
<nabru> "WHAT? YOU'RE CALLING ME AN OGRE?"
 
#4044 (25) X December 5, 2022
<Tormuse> Entering the last room of Sokoban, I put on my ring of stealth, so I can sneak in without waking anything up, carefully search the door to make sure there are no traps, start killing the monsters one by one, but then start to get hungry, so I open a tin... and this happens.
<Tormuse> [message history of the tin exploding and waking everything up]
<Tizreader> hooboy
<Tizreader> that didn't go well
<Brandork> Oh god now even the food is trying to kill us?!
 
#4043 (18) X December 5, 2022
<cbus> you can put multiple greased in a wish and it gets announced
<cbus> :D
<cbus> blessed greased greased greased greased greased fixed +2 gray dragon scale mali
<cbus> or such :D
<Croesus> [EU] [D]: Raisse (Wiz Orc Fem Cha), 900 points, 2568 turns, killed by a pony
<tinklebear> grease might have killed Raisse.
<tinklebear> if the pacifying fortune cookie were greased, it might slip when trying to aim it at the pony
<tinklebear> grease kills. never forget this
 
#4042 (19) X December 2, 2022
<aosdict> Mr. Boyabai, my dude, I regret to inform you of this, but absolutely no one is going to pay 533 zorkmids for that bronze plate mail
 
#4041 (30) X December 2, 2022
<Furey> You carefully open the chest...
<Furey> The chest is empty. "Feel free to take any items in that chest that might aid you."
<Furey> gee thanks a lot, Neferet
 
#4040 (25) X December 2, 2022
<Croesus> [US] [D]: Staengia (Val Dwa Fem Law), 232023 points, 38292 turns, killed by a knight called DoktorL the Knight
<Bleeko> Killed by a knight called DoktorL the Knight, at night, with a nitelite

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