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<disperse> My current character is a monk using the Magic Mirror of Merlin for magic resistance
<disperse> I guess I have the Eyes of the Overworld for a 2nd layer of MR
<amateurhour> I just risk it on a monk as well
<amateurhour> I've only ever died from that way once and it still doesn't put me off just yoloing
<disperse> I have a full ascension kit and just got the Eyes of the Overworld so I'm thinking about rubbing my magic lamp
<amateurhour> yeah but what would you even use? body armour (dsm) is a travesty that it's allowed at all, and you need a robe to be a mediocre spellcaster
<amateurhour> when im king i will outlaw body armour on monks

<amateurhour> has anyone ever nonironically used garlic to fight vampires
<amateurhour> actually funny related story, one person actually did use garlic one time in slex and so garlic has been nerfed in slex
<hackemslashem> reactionary programming at work
<amateurhour> don't worry an artifact garlic has been added that doesn't have the nerf
<hackemslashem> oh phew

<Merlek> bah..wife caught me nurse-dancing.
<nabru> hahahaha
<nabru> "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHO ARE THOSE?"
<Merlek> ..why I'm naked? umm... well..
<Merlek> you're not gonna believe this but..

<dragonmaster> sigh. gta
<jetjaguar> gta?
<Umbire> Grand Theft Amulet

<raisse> You are caught in a bear trap. Where do you want to be teleported?
<raisse> ... out of this bear trap please?

<Announcy> NetHack GitHub Pull Requests: A couple fountain things https://github.com/NetHack/NetHack/pull/936
<aosdict> use after freeing when soaking and dipping / randomly cursing when quietly sipping / water takes grease off but no message sings / these are a few of my fo-untain things

<Hecubus> [hdf-us] [evil] bouquet (Ran Cen Fem Neu), 5899813 points, T:80792, ascended
<K2> whoa bouquet congrats \o/
<bouquet> yay
<bouquet> strangly easy game despite the painful lack of good scrolls and potions.
<K2> what was easy about it
<bouquet> for one, rodney didn't show up an obnoxious times and he never had MR so I could wand of death him to death
<amateurhour> this is ur team whinge union representative speaking: do not say anything that could lead to the game being made more difficult
<amateurhour> oh too late now he will show up guaranteed every few turns :(

<crunchbubba> wow. probably half the rings in the jewelry shop are cursed
<Andrio> Oof
<ChrisE> Perhaps there was a leak in the unholy water pipes.

<Furey> i hate the way a plain egg identifies as 'egg'. If I find an egg I often just eat it or throw it at a wall.
<NetSysFire> throwing an egg abuses wisdom
<NetSysFire> so dont do that
<qt> it does?
<NetSysFire> https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Wisdom#Exercising_and_abusing_wisdom
<NetSysFire> oh its only when you throw it at monsters
<qt> very wise teens throw eggs at houses all the time
<qt> unrealistic to associate throwing eggs with a lack of wisdom

<amateurhour> not caring about work anymore is unlocking the rest of my brain capacity, including the psychic parts
<amateurhour> what if we could use 110% of our brains
<mobileuser> master mind flayer
<K2> so 100% of yours + 10% of someone elses?
<qt> that's where the mind flaying comes in
<qt> to acquire the additional 10%
<K2> heh