<amateurhour> not caring about work anymore is unlocking the rest of my brain capacity, including the psychic parts
<amateurhour> what if we could use 110% of our brains
<mobileuser> master mind flayer
<K2> so 100% of yours + 10% of someone elses?
<qt> that's where the mind flaying comes in
<qt> to acquire the additional 10%
<K2> heh
<@kapak44> So I burned Elbereth with a fire wand, but it doesn't work and the soldier ant kills me in one go. Jesus! Did I so something wrong?
< cbus> was it blind?
<@kapak44> Nope
<@Croesus> [US] [D]: wizard44 (Mon Hum Fem Law), 8628 points, 3263 turns, killed by a soldier ant
< Umbire> Did you type it right?
< Umbire> $lastgame wizard44
<@Croesus> Umbire: [US]
https://www.hardfought.org/userdata/w/wizard44/tnnt/dumplog/1668364433.tnnt.html
< Umbire> What do you want to burn into the floor here? Elbreth
<@kapak44> Oh dammit, I mistyped it
< cbus> F
<@kapak44> EPIC fail.
<@K2> I have myself as my deathmatch opponent
<@K2> barbarian me vs healer me
<+rld> <@TheYOUNGster> To be or not to be
< HalNovek> You will win either way! :)
<@K2> lol HalNovek
< jetjaguar> K2, hah, good luck to you and you.
< Furey> may the odds be ever in K2's favor
<@K2> i'm not going to fight myself just yet. my weapons are +1 / +0
<+rld> <@nabru> Who will win, K2 the barbarian or K2 the healer?
<+rld> <@nabru> This sounds vaguely philosophical
<+rld> <@nabru> Which side of you wins?
<@K2> barbarian me will win (that's what I am playing right now)
<@K2> i haz teh stormbringer
< HalNovek> what a stupid! XD I've lost an insane amount of time to get my artifact gift, and there was an ice box full of corpses in the adjacent store XD
< Furey> shopkeeper: this is great, i'll make so much money selling corpses for the worshippers.
< Furey> shopkeeper: why is that cheapskate bringing his own corpses? is 4 gp too much money?
< Mitzutsune> would be really funny if you could geno the riders
< Mitzutsune> YASD idea: genociding & also kills you :)
< blankman> i think e.g. genociding "h" as a dwarf actually does that.
< nabru> blankman: yep, it does
< nabru> if you're h and geno h, rip
< cbus> not sure if mitzu made a deep joke or not
< cbus> (you being war)
< Mitzutsune> it was a deep joke, yes
< cbus> the 4th rider
< tinklebear> War is Peace
< Andrio> Can any & be genocided anyway? Besided the mail daemon...
< Mitzutsune> doesn't seem so
< nabru> War is Peace, Famine is Satiation, Death is Life, Pestilence is Health
* tinklebear feels better already
< arahael> nabru: Doubleplus ungood!
< Furey> i found a wand of nothing / then i forgot i had found it / then i searched for nothing again / then i polypiled for nothing / finally i wished for nothing, and received it / the zen of achievements
<amateurhour> omg towels got nerfed in 3.7 their weight changed from 2 to 5
<aosdict> mwahaha amateurhour
<aosdict> that was my doing
<amateurhour> you monster!
<aosdict> now you can carry 3 fewer gems, or 60 less gold
<Umbire> Curses! Hypothetical Optimal Man could've bought a scroll of light with that gold!
<richo> asdfah god, werecreatures are human for saccing :(
<qt> were means man
<qt> and wolf means wolf
<qt> just try to remember that they have a human form half the time (or the were->man thing), after a while you won't have to think about it
<amateurhour> actually it's the second person singular past, plural past, and past subjunctive of "be"
<amateurhour> which is one letter off "bee"
<amateurhour> so they should count as bees
<qt> you know what, that makes a lot of sense
<richo> I'm sold
<jetjaguar> a lot of these early game deaths of mine could have easily been avoided if the wands I find were just wands of wishing.
<ChrisE> That's a clever solution. Perhaps you should wish for some wands of wishing.
<Beholder> [hdf-eu] [evil] mobileuser (Inf Dem Mal Una), 6153458 points, T:61671, ascended (with the Idol)
<qt> congrats mobileuser
<mobileuser> thx!
<qt> mobileuser is an anagram of "umbire, lose"
<qt> Umbire do you ever wonder if mobileuser is cheering for you to lose
<mobileuser> omg
<Umbire> 1/10, joke acknowledged
<qt> don't worry Umbire i'll name myself bumwiiner to combat it