< bcode> !lg -count * killer=*soldier_ant*
< Rodney> bcode: That query has 32328 matches.
< Rodney> Stormblessed (Val Dwa Fem Law), 1522 points, T:1565, killed by a soldier ant
< alpha123> *32329
<Rodney> subject (Val Dwa Mal Law) wished for "cockatrice corpse", on turn 29722
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<Rodney> subject (Val Dwa Mal Law), 950290 points, T:29900, petrified by a cockatrice corpse
<AtlasJan> !polymorph Kitten
* Rodney zaps a wand of polymorph at Kitten. Kitten turns into a succubus!
<AtlasJan> CATGIRL!
* pfifo high fives rodney
<sea> I have a huge army of jackal pets, but none of them are attacking the werejackal
<sea> This battle has been going on for a few hundred turns now
<rchase> Dagor Jackalad - The Battle of the Jackal
<sea> Everywhere I look, it's just The jackal bites the jackal. The jackal eats a jackal corpse.
<kmyst> because pets won't attack anything that is two or more levels higher than it is
<sea> This is impossible. Both the werejackal and I are healing faster than we can damage each other
<sea> One of the jackals is occasionally biting the werejackal, though
<sea> Maybe that will turn the tide of battle eventually
<sea> The jackal eats a coyote corpse
<sea> Go team jackal!
<sea> My pets will level up and conquer all!
<sea> Damnit. The werejackal won.
<sea> That would make a great bones file.
< Tjr> The soldier throws a spear! The spear hits the soldier. You feel wise!
< Tjr> By comparison, I guess ...
< sea> o.O
< sea> I found a huge armor shop
< Menche> studded leather armor?
< Rodney> sea (Rog Hum Fem Cha), 395 points, T:401, killed by a small mimic
<jonadab> I'd like to see the Longbow of Diana make more arrows that aren't +0.
<ChrisE> Okay, we shall patch it to make them -7 for you.
<ChrisS67> The troll zaps a wand called cold! The bolt of cold hits you! But it reflects from your medallion! The troll is killed by the bolt of cold! But wait... The troll's medallion begins to glow! The troll looks much better!
<ChrisS67> The medallion crumbles to dust! The troll is killed by the bolt of cold!
<Rodney> shaybeg0rrah (Rog Hum Mal Cha), 1928 points, T:1951, killed by a large dog, while taking off clothes
<Menche> large dogs have no manners
<Menche> killed while taking off clothes
<ShivanHunter_> woot, out of gehennom
<ShivanHunter_> I want to complain about how long it took but as a Chaotic that's kinda like complaining about the RNG after it's generated five magic lamps, a wand of wishing, speed boots, DSM, and the Amulet of Yendor
<Epic0range> the RNG generates the Amulet of Yendor?
<ShivanHunter_>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke