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< theRaisse> The fox misses. It explodes! You seem unaffected by it.
< theRaisse> What does the fox say? BOOM!

<allihaveismymind> am I doing the passtune wrong? I hear no gears click or tumblers, but I already played AAAAA to GGGGG
<Fletch> you're not close enough
<n-1engel> too far away
<maybemegan|work> you need to--
<maybemegan|work> what they said
<Fletch> lol
<n-1engel> one step closer
<maybemegan|work> move right
<Fletch> knight's move away from the bridge
<allihaveismymind> oh right :)
<maybemegan|work> can't be farther than a knight's--
<maybemegan|work> DAMMIT
<Fletch> LOL

<stenno> !ping
<Rodney> Pong!
<pingpong> haha ;-)
* stenno is now known as gnipgnop
<gnipgnop> gnip!
<Rodney> !gnoP

<GreyKnight> everybody is wanted in #nethack <3
<GreyKnight> even Adeon
<MPR> not kerio! nobody likes that guy
<GreyKnight> !rng kerio|!kerio
<Rodney> !kerio
<MPR> no i was talking about the factorial of kerio
<GreyKnight> that sounds terrifying

<madducks> I didn't know there was a scroll of marriage
<s-vektori> punishment? :)
<madducks> indeed
<s-vektori> find some seductive nymph to break the chain
<madducks> hahahhaha, does that actually work?
<Kupo_> lol
<s-vektori> while carrying the ball, to be precise
<s-vektori> yes
<madducks> brilliant
<Kupo_> pure genious indeed
<s-vektori> another method would be to dump your better h.. iron ball into a pit and fill it with boulder
<Kupo_> xD
<Fletchius> Scroll of divorce... er, remove curse works as well
<BilldaCat> half your inventory disappears
<Fletchius> but you do get your engagement ring back
<madducks> hahahhahahhahaha

<Rodney> visitect (Ran Elf Mal Cha) wished for "Amulet", on turn 1325

< anselmus> aww crap stopped aging again
< aaxelb> anselmus: yeah, I hate when I forget to age
< aaxelb> and then my birthday comes around and I'm like, oh shit

<mask2697> this guy is a racist
<simmarine> invisible people arent a race
<mask2697> apperently invisible customers are lesser to visible customers
<mask2697> and shut up
<mask2697> invisible people are people too!
<Door> He's right
<Door> they are

<LichenSink> The mysterious force is actually one of those sticks with a curved end which is used to pull performers off the stage.

(Ed: You mean a crook. Mind the pothole: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VaudevilleHook )

<demonhecker> Rodney?
<Rodney> demonhecker?
<demonhecker> Rodney?
<Rodney> Yes?
<kerio> demonhecker?
<demonhecker> kerio?
<kerio> hi =D
<demonhecker> hey