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<anselmus> a pro greases his stash chest
<anselmus> before it becomes too heavy to lift

<ChrisS67> You hit the blue jelly! The blue jelly turns to flee!
<irina> but where will it go?
<Glarbex> You hit the blue flee!
<irina> The flee's knees turn to jelly!

< Guest40> I've extincted all forms of zombie.
< negion> I'm here from the Dead Rights movement. We'd like to talk to you.

<theRaisse> I was on usenet for literally years
<codehappy> My first exposure to Usenet was in the late 80s
<codehappy> I thought it was great that here was a place where people from the USA and people from the USSR could talk peacefully about important things, like science or world events
<codehappy> (Fortunately I never found the infinite quantities of Picard/Riker slash)

<Rodney> ShivanHunter (Wiz Elf Mal Cha), 2379 points, T:1541, killed by a fall onto poison spikes
<ShivanHunter> fsck
<RageMuffin> Aww come on guys if you're gonna leave bone files at least have the courtesy to always die with an unused magic marker on you
<ShivanHunter> lol I had one in that last death
<ShivanHunter> oh damn I also has a fire horn (0:6)
<ShivanHunter> had*
<RageMuffin> o.o
<ShivanHunter> (and a Hawaiian shirt, so one less thing to polypile at the Castle)
<ShivanHunter> I hate dying with awesome stuff
<RageMuffin> Oh man I will loot your corpse so hard
<ShivanHunter> lol I got that bones file
<RageMuffin> Lucky
<ShivanHunter> fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<ShivanHunter> same instadeath as before
<RageMuffin> You.. dove into the pit that killed you, to retrieve all the stuff you lost when it killed you?
<ShivanHunter> yeah, that was dumb
<Rodney> ShivanHunter (Wiz Elf Mal Cha), 2533 points, T:1755, killed by a fall onto poison spikes

<SrsWisski> ok, wow, i can't watch any more. where the FU!$!$ did this sense of ... other peoples feelings come form?
<RedFeather> huh?
<SrsWisski> red - it's like...the opposite of apathy? uhhmmm
<SrsWisski> errrr....
<SrsWisski> wtf is it...
<RedFeather> sympathy?
<SrsWisski> compassion? no...not exactly it....uhhhh....bone crus
<SrsWisski> YES! SYMPATHY! thank you
<SrsWisski> that was wierd. i usually don't feel that kinda stuff...@_@;

< Rodney> sogh (Val Hum Fem Law), 2297 points, T:2253, killed by a killer bee
< AtlasJan> NOT THE BEES!
< AtlasJan> sorry, had to
< Rodney> MissLucy (Tou Hum Fem Neu), 1801 points, T:2808, killed by a wererat
< AtlasJan> NOT THE WERERA- oh wait
< Rodney> Phnogg1 (Wiz Elf Fem Cha), 594 points, T:1048, killed by a boulder
< theRaisse> NOT THE BOULDER!

<Sconibulus> Nooo! Poor pony
<Muad> I had a moment like that just now, finding an uncursed saddle on the floor and no pony upon magic-whistling.. but! Actually, a monkey stole the saddle and the pony just stepped on a levelport trap, whew.
<Sconibulus> I got off to let mine kill some gnomes
<Sconibulus> then a dwarf lord wandered up and beat it to death with a pick
<AshSaver> Muad: dungeon crime scene analyst
<b_jonas> Muad: what? how can the monkey steal the saddle? did he get a retaliate attack round because the pony attacked it? or conflict?
<AshSaver> :cue intro:
<NewWorld> Haha I'm just picturing a film-noir scene with Muad's voiceover
<Muad> the monkey came from a magic trap, so our only witness was blind at the time. perhaps the magic trap could confuse the monkey, explaining this .. 8) .. monkey business.
<NewWorld> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
<webchao> no.
* AshSaver chord

<b_jonas> how many tickets do we have about the wish parser?
<b_jonas> not too many, it seems
<b_jonas> and all of them are from me

<PaRaD0xxR> What do you want to remove? [muD or ?*]
<PaRaD0xxR> yeah, I hate being dirty