<PaRaD0xxR> What do you want to remove? [muD or ?*]
<PaRaD0xxR> yeah, I hate being dirty
< theRaisse> You ascend to the status of Demigoddess! But wait...
<hackedhead> "You see here a statue of an ettin mummy. The statue moves! You hit the ettin mummy with the cockatrice corpse. The ettin mummy is slowing down. The ettin mummy turns to stone. You see here a statue of an ettin mummy."
<hackedhead> the circle of life.
<rchandra> in nethack, 'May the Force be with you' is a curse, not a blessing.
<hackedhead> i'm loving having "free" ID
<hackedhead> makes wands so muhc mroe fun
<billnye> wands have more fun?
<billnye> gentlemen prefer wands?
<billnye> (oh myyyy)
<webchao> vice versa, some people might have fun with wands
<webchao> depending on sexual preferences
<webchao> anyway..!
<webchao> magic wand, ehh??
<webchao> anyway..!!
<LichenSink> Just make sure it's not a wand of create monster.
<webchao> ewww ouch
<webchao> maybe a simple meat stick might be more appropriate
<LichenSink> That would be the worst kind of YASD.
<webchao> ANYWAY!
<Wooble> this first time I started playing seriously was on a friday the 13th. I thought "You were unlucky. You are dead" was what the game always says when you die. :)
<weenog> dead kids just means fewer leeches that consume resources while contributing no useful work
<webchao> your view of society is distressing
<weenog> also, possibly a tantrum spiral, but those are funny if they don't destroy the fortress completely
<webchao> oh DF, not IRL
< Rodney> ascend (Hea Gno Fem Neu), 2636 points, T:7737, quit
- Rodney: […] AtlasJan (Ran Elf Mal Cha), 1031 points, T:1010, killed by a wand
- Rodney: AtlasJan reaches #1890 on the top 2000 list.
- AtlasJan: It was a dwarf with a wand of striking
- AtlasJan: not exactly a gnome with a wand of death
- AtlasJan: close though
< glycan> bobapplepie: do `:{:;:};`
< glycan> um
< glycan> I didn't get that right
< TruePika> :(){ :|:& };:
< glycan> that's the one
< TruePika> Newt finds a magic lamp, wishes for a dagger, but falls in the water and drowns. So a couple other newts hold a funeral; even Death attends. However, it is revealed that the original newt mutated to be able to survive in the water, and eventually left it.
< TruePika> err
< TruePika> falls in a fountain and drowns
< TruePika> and that is why fork bombs were invented
< cmdrsquid> I thought fork bombs were invented so you'd have an excuse for why you didn't submit your assignment