< Guest_41> Guest41's Guide to Fun:
< Guest_41> Create 2000 gas spores in wizard mode.
< Guest_41> Forget there is a dart trap on the level.
< Guest_41> Die in 2000 gassy explosions.
<magnetor> !wish
<Rodney> 3 cursed greased fireproof burning scrolls of genocide
<magnetor> 0_o
<magnetor> wut
<Robotmaniac> "fireproof burning"
<Robotmaniac> XP
< chao> it is a conincidence
< billnye> chao: are you sure?
< chao> !magic8ball Is it just a coincidence
< Rodney> Looks like yes, chao.
< chao> see?
<RedFeather> I would make a lousy pet
<RedFeather> I'm sessile
<danirijeka> The wood nymph smiles at Kim Jong-Il seductively.
<danirijeka> I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going
<webchao> !lg * killer=*helping* gmax=killer
<Rodney> webchao: No matches for that query.
<webchao> wut
<webchao> !lg * killer=*help* gmax=killer
<danirijeka> cue the flood of "while helpless"
<Rodney> webchao: death,count(*): 1) killed by a jackal, while helpless,3781; 2) killed by a gnome, while helpless,2886; 3) killed by a rothe, while helpless,2665; 4) killed by a giant ant, while helpless,2642; 5) killed by a dwarf, while helpless,2525; 6) killed by a gnome lord, while helpless,2322; 7) killed by a giant bat, while helpless,2103; 8) killed by a homunculus, while helpless,2030; 9)...
<Rodney> ...killed by a sewer rat, while helpless,1971; 10) killed by a soldier ant, while helpless,1802
<webchao> ouch
<webchao> right
<danirijeka> fail
<webchao> !lg * killer=*help*cock*pit* gmax=killer
<webchao> :|
<sartak> o_o
<danirijeka> I...uh....
<Inkhoof> Okay then
< webchao> asc run makes me realize why lawful is only one letter away from awful
<radiotae> what exactly did the creators imagine when they allowed for corpse eating
<radiotae> like, are you just ripping apart a corpse with your bare hands?
<BugHunter> I use my teeth, personally.
<radiotae> are you eating everything, eyes/brains and all?
<billnye> radiotae: it can't be much fancy preparation, because it doesn't taste very good
<bcode> radiotae: In the case of floating eyes, I'd assume it's kind of implicit you also eat the eye.
<BugHunter> Judging from how long it lasts, I'd say you are just licking the skin.
<billnye> bcode: ahh, but do you eat the float?
<radiotae> i didn't think dandruff gave you that much nutrition
<billnye> radiotae: it MITE give you enough
<billnye> BWAHHAHAHAHAh*cough*
<bcode> Actually, given that you can eat a cockatrice corpse from the floor and die to eating it, not to otherwise touching it, I'd assume you just bite right into the corpse.
<BugHunter> You eat a mumak (basically an elephant) and by the time you're done exploring the next level you're hungry again.
<Rodney> scheijan (Bar Hum Mal Cha) wished for "blessed the master key of thievery", on turn 667
<Rodney> scheijan (Bar Hum Mal Cha), 164 points, T:667, killed by touching The Master Key of Thievery
<AgentIcarus> haha
<AgentIcarus> scheijan: :(
* scheijan shakes his head
< Rodney> Liberius (Hea Gno Fem Neu), 717 points, poisoned by a rotted little dog corpse
< Liberius> My dog died
< Liberius> And I was starving.