< Remillard> you know, as a wizard, you really ought to be able to use your robe to wipe off greasy fingers :)
< tomp> is anyone that's here right now very new to nethack?
< SpeedEvil> I've only been playing a decade or so.
< BOFH_org> ?? strange_wind
< SpeedEvil> mumak facing away.
< nailbunny> heh.. random gnome lord spawns with Ogresmasher
< nailbunny> his god must hate him too
< sjdevnull> I'm playing a gnome healer now and it's tough to remember that gnomes aren't tasty.
< sjdevnull> But they just look delicious!
< Masque_> m - 2 wands of wishing (0:3)
< Masque_> n - 3 wands of wishing (0:3)
< Masque_> Holy shit, tweek. Thank you, sir.
< itsblah> that death must have sucked so hard
< Masque_> er
< Masque_> hahaha
< Masque_> He's such a bastard.
< Masque_> That's his FRUIT NAME.
< Masque_> Comestibles
< Masque_> l - 2 cockatrice corpses
< Masque_> m - 2 wands of wishing (0:3)
< Masque_> n - 3 wands of wishing (0:3)
* Masque_ smacks his forehead.
< Ashmodai> Somehow I'm beginning to believe most people spend more time staring at their death screens than actually getting anywhere in this game.
< datachomper> I assume my knowledge of how to play nethack will never land me a chick in a bar
< C0rVus> datachomper, oddly enough it got me laid once back in '96
< Hacken> walk up to her and say, "Pound chat."
< sjdevnull> It's ridiculous that I can have a huge attack dog on a leash, wander up to a watchman, and let it devour him w/o anyone suspecting I'm at fault at all.
< sjdevnull> "Oh, him, the huge mastiff on the leash? He's not with me, no, why do you ask?"
< Masque> The invisible Hoover swallows the nurse. "Burrrrp!"--More--
< Masque> Gettin' tired of you eating people I'm trying to get naked in front of, Hoover!