< GreyKnight> Your mom's so fat, Juiblex sued her for job demarcation
< ums> where's the website i can sell my NH gold for real $?
< jmr> bows are great, i have them in my hair
< WEERD> RNG is gonna FUCK me, I can feel it!
< SpeedEvil> !rng lube no_lube sand
< Rodney> The RNG says: sand
< WEERD> yep
< WEERD> that sounds about right! :]
< Metalcore> ?< turn undead
< GreyKnight> I had a nasty experience with TU once
< GreyKnight> I was using it in one of the Valley graveyards to frighten off the badniks
< GreyKnight> and didn't realise it was ALSO resurrecting all the random corpses
< GreyKnight> It was only after I fought the fourth player character named after myself that I became suspicious
< Lenz> It's quest time :)
< ScottishPig> Your mom's a quest.
< Lenz> thx
< ScottishPig> I mean, good luck. :-P
< GreyKnight> Your ma's so fat, she's marked as a separate dungeon branch
< itsblah> just imagine
< itsblah> using that giantslayer as a toothpick
< itsblah> as it rightfully should be used
< itsblah> and then you eat it
< lorimer> the one peaceful mountain centaur i've been ignoring on the castle level finally gets in my way... so I hit it... so it zaps a wand of death at me, which reflects and kills it.
< Lenz> my Schroedinger's cat became an ice troll after stepping on a polytrap
< wastrel> but it's still named Schrodinger's cat
< itsblah> heh, schroedinger's troll - might be dead when you open the box, but it comes back to life anyway!
< tarzeau> i have so much shit! I MUST ASCEND
< SpeedEvil> DeathOnAStick thought that