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< sjdevnull> I have found the castle wand at 0:3, this one, got 2 wishes from a throne, 1 from a lamp, 1 from a potion.
< sjdevnull> I've used 7 and have 11 more on tap.
< Ian-Keith> >:|
< Ian-Keith> Lemme have some
< sjdevnull> I think I'll wish for a cream pie and some fruit juice to have a nice snack.
< Ian-Keith> Oh keep rubbing it in :P
< sjdevnull> Because more people will come if you tell them there's punch and pie.

< zid`> !rng me you
< Rodney> The RNG says: me
< zid`> hah it said me!
< mr0t> Are you mocking me?
< mr0t> on IRC? Unthinkable.
< zid`> the RNG said it likes me more than you!
< mr0t> hehe
< mr0t> I wouldn't ask RNG to answer any kind of absolute question. Just momentary, fleeting decisions.
< mr0t> I mean hell
< mr0t> !rng JHVH Baby_Jesus Muhammed Buddha Dalai_Lama Bob
< Rodney> The RNG says: Buddha
< mr0t> hm
* mr0t shrugs

<Cstain> You sit on the opulent throne. You may wish for an object.--More--
<Cstain> Right.. The 3rd time in this game...
<towo> You will die horribly.
<ravel> yes
<ravel> you will
<ravel> and soon

<Shiriken> "#rub me, I may grant you a wish"
<Lithdoc> "Dont make me #loot your stash"

< koitsu> wow i've never seen anyone kill the wizard
< koitsu> walters just took my wizard virginity

< Lenz_> blue jelly -- blauer Wackelpudding?

<SrsWisski> !polymorph
* Rodney zaps a wand of polymorph at SrsWisski. SrsWisski turns into a werejackal!
<SrsWisski> ;_;
<RedFeather> !polymorph wereWisski
* Rodney zaps a wand of polymorph at wereWisski. wereWisski turns into an apprentice!
<SrsWisski> T_T
<SrsWisski> !polymorph apprenticeWisski
* Rodney zaps a wand of polymorph at apprenticeWisski. apprenticeWisski feels like a new man!
<SrsWisski> !polymorph NewWisski
<RedFeather> !magic8ball Do you have something against Wisski?
* Rodney zaps a wand of polymorph at NewWisski. NewWisski shudders. NewWisski dies...
<Rodney> Indications say yes, RedFeather.
* SrsWisski cries.
* Rodney laughs fiendishly.
<alf666> lol
<alf666> qdb for sure

<TarrynPellimar> what does the message "you penetrated a high security area! an alarm sounds!" mean?
<Fluorine> Isn't that a Barracks?
<WeiSong> That's ludios!
<Ciel> no, ludios
<billnye> in a manner of speaking, Fluorine
<WeiSong> It's like, you know those places with like "THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SQUASH?"
<WeiSong> It's kind of like that only with barracks.

<KnightSirThomas> ?help
<KnightSirThomas> ?rodney
<KnightSirThomas> looking for rodney commands
<RedFeather> ?<help >knightsirthomas
<billnye> </help>

< jocl> argh. What is it with all these dwarves killing my ponies?
< jocl> I'm going to need two some coconut shells to keep up the impression of being a knight
< PonyHater> huh?
< jocl> You've been bribing the dwarves, haven't you?