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#1192 (-29) X July 10, 2013
< John-K> So, why did you genocide those cute kittens?
< Mints> John-K, felt like it
< lorimer> "Every time you ... damn, we're out of kittens"
 
#1191 + (-36) - X July 10, 2013
<futilius> this time I thought I was putting a spare BoH intoa stash
<futilius> instead I was putting it into my main BoH
<futilius> now I don't have one
<futilius> which is worse than losing my scrolls and potions and money and polyfodder
<cdi> futilius: as long as a /wishing didn't go *poof* in the process, you aren't allowed to cry
<futilius> It did
<futilius> 1:2
<cdi> there there, it'll be ok
* cdi hands futilius a hanky
* futilius blows nose, hands back hanky
<futilius> a
<futilius> what do you want to apply?
<futilius> q - an uncursed towel
<futilius> you wipe away your tears with a towel
 
#1190 (-30) X July 10, 2013
Rodney: gabriel (Wiz Elf Mal Cha), 503 points, killed by a gnome lord
Rodney: Kawaihae (Pri Elf Fem Cha), 4626 points, killed by a gnome lord
Jmadman311: sheesh, gnome lord rampage
Rodney: Bonestein (Pri Hum Mal Law), 740 points, killed by a gnome lord, while helpless
Jmadman311: hahahaha
 
#1189 (-8) X July 10, 2013
<Ryanbomber> "You hear a distant explosion" = some poor sap stepped on a land mine, right?
<Ryanbomber> And just because nethack likes making fun of me I stepped on a land mine right after I said that
<raxvulpine> Poor sap.
 
#1188 (-23) X July 10, 2013
<mardi> the potion says: an uncursed potion called Holy Water
<mardi> i made them at an altar myself
<Zanasj> wut
<Zanasj> an uncursed potion called Holy Water ?!
<billnye> mardi: you didn't make them very well :)
<zubin> that's neither holy nor water.
 
#1187 (-33) X July 10, 2013
<BenUrban> you wanna get high?
<mardi> sure!
* BenUrban hands mardi a cursed potion of gain level
 
#1186 (-38) X July 10, 2013
<mardi> best way to move a large chest full of junk down about 5 levels?
<Derekstiles> bag of holding?
<mardi> my BOH is full of other junk :p
<Derekstiles> oh
<Derekstiles> no idea
<DainDwarf> Find a good friend that will do it for you?
<Anden> drop it down a hole?
<snow> call the movers
<mardi> i wish my dog would drag it down...
<snow> won't dropping it down a hole break things?
<Derekstiles> take everything breakable out
<Derekstiles> and put like, books in it
<Tamaki> Polymorph into something and eat --wait
<Derekstiles> hahahahahah
* snow laughs
<Derekstiles> polymorph into something with incredible strength
<Derekstiles> and lift it over your shoulder with a carefree laugh
 
#1185 (-26) X July 10, 2013
<hivemind> Question
<Derekstiles> fire!
<runcible> no!
<hivemind> What happens at the end of a "Dig for Victory"?
<runcible> victory!
<hivemind> :/?
 
#1184 (-25) X July 10, 2013
<Stevie-O> a 2x3 room with a fountain and three traps.
<stumbly> sounds like my kitchen
 
#1183 (-42) X July 10, 2013
< Violist> not doing too well with nethack
< Violist> but on the flipside, I'm studying for tests more and geenrally being better at school
< Violist> going to have to remedy this situation

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