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#1182 (-30) X July 10, 2013
< Elgo> i am stuck
< Elgo> i must control my digging frenzy....
< Jeevz> are you a rock mole?
< Elgo> no, i'm a level one charachter in the castle.
< Jeevz> seriously?
* Jeevz tunes in
< Elgo> yes....
< Elgo> Xp:1/2
< Elgo> And there is a minotaur upstairs.
< billnye> even better is the T:495
< Jeevz> wtf??
< kriebly> time to wun, Wabbit
< Jeevz> I would love to see you ascend this
< kriebly> I would love to see you survive this
< Jeevz> and i thought my fountain-quaffing was OCD
< kriebly> you need 24 cursed potions of gain level
< Jeevz> haha
< TSC> I'm surprised a lich hasn't come out to greet you
< TSC> It's probably good that you're so low-level
< Jeevz> why stop here?
< Jeevz> storm that shit
< kriebly> yeah, storm
< billnye> have fun storming the castle!
< kriebly> maybe they'll all die laughing
< billnye> "you think they can do it?"
< billnye> it'd take a miracle.
< Jeevz> maybe if we all pray at once
< Jeevz> and clap our hands.
 
#1181 (-36) X July 10, 2013
< dhalgren> also they never should've put these female soldiers in the game
< dhalgren> The soldier removes a pair of low boots and puts on a pair of high boots.
 
#1180 (-43) X July 10, 2013
<+Rodney> dgoddard (Tou Hum Mal Neu), 77 points, killed by the wrath of The Lady
< CrusaderEsper> oops, someone was praying too much
< CrusaderEsper> or too early...
< billnye> The Ladies don't like it when you're too desperate
 
#1179 (-43) X July 10, 2013
< Sweeper> pisco sour + nethack + fan + laptop on the porch +
< Sweeper> a pack of camels
< Sweeper> ready to destroy body AND mind :D
 
#1178 (8) X July 10, 2013
< dhalgren> You find an invisible black light posing as a statue.
< dhalgren> I wonder what that looked like
 
#1177 (-15) X July 10, 2013
<Quint_Sakugarne> interesting.
<Quint_Sakugarne> i got hot air from the rotten tin
<Quint_Sakugarne> the good tin gave me nothing.
<Scarred> life's like a box of chocolates, you never know which one is going to be an intrinsic granting rotten gray ooze
 
#1176 (-40) X July 10, 2013
<billnye> Taurandir: the good news? the stuff that exercises St: will actually make noticeable improvements
<billnye> the good news is you'll still suck
<billnye> bad
<billnye> the bad news
<billnye> >_>
 
#1175 (-43) X July 10, 2013
<Stevie-O> wow.
<Stevie-O> Spotted jelly didn't crop a corpse, but it DID drop an icebox *full* of corpses.
<Scarred> he was a serial killer of the spotted jelly world
 
#1174 (-43) X July 10, 2013
< alphamale> You hear a chugging sound. You hear someone exclaim, 'SPRING BREAK!'
 
#1173 (-14) X July 10, 2013
< futilius> It's probably just me, but every time I turn into a rat, the message looks like "you can't even do a handstand with this load"

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