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#1098 (-29) X July 10, 2013
(18:55:57) SomeoneElseYes: The amulet is burdening me.
 
#1097 (-42) X July 10, 2013
<ekiM> You feel vaguely nervous. KABLAMM!!!! You trigger a land mine!
<ekiM> good call, me
 
#1096 (-41) X July 10, 2013
<Forai> that was the most fucking annoying death I ever had...
<Rodney> Forai (Kni Hum Mal Law), 3532 points, killed by a horse called Gunba
<SheeEttin> What happened?
<Forai> The RNG fucking hates me
* jfactor snickers
<Forai> I had NO FOOD THE WHOLE MATCH
<Forai> 'cause every time I'd try to eat
<Forai> BAM, ROTTEN
<Forai> Then I kick a sink for food, Puddings come out
<Forai> THANK GOD I had excalibur and killed them
<Forai> I heal in the middle of the fight by praying
<Forai> Have like, 11 hp after the whole thing
<Forai> then I'm walking through to get back to my altar to sac the puddings
<Forai> BAM, DOG
<Forai> I have One food ration, and throw it
<Forai> BAM, HOUSE CAT
<Forai> I throw it a partially eaten food ration and resume walking
<Forai> TWO STEPS LATER
<Forai> MY FUCKING HORSE IS HUNGRY
<Forai> AND KILLS ME
<SheeEttin> Sounds like a party.
<Forai> EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING PARTY IS HUNGRY!
<lorimer> rofl rofl, u got horsie'd
<Forai> ...
<SheeEttin> Hey, that reminds me, time to check the QuoteDB.
 
#1095 (-45) X July 10, 2013
<Violist> first I turn into a yellow light
<Violist> now a jellyfish
<Crassworm> best polymorphs evar.
<Violist> and NOBODY WANTS TO KILL ME
<Violist> GRRR
<Violist> c'mon, someone just poke the jellyfish...
<aioli> Gnome 1: haha, the adventurer is a yellow light! Gnome 2: no, leave him be. it's more annoying that way.
 
#1094 (-23) X July 10, 2013
<Eidolos> Have any of YOU sokoscummed for "oR? I doubt it.
<aioli> i've never run my testicles over with a lawn mower in order to make a fifty, but that doesn't disprove the usefulness of fifty dollar bills
 
#1093 (-16) X July 10, 2013
<SimonRC> "Genocide what (type the name)?" "Republicans" "Wiped out all politicians."
<SimonRC> hmm, must have been blessed.
 
#1092 (-25) X July 10, 2013
< dtriscuit> "ABABB" doesn't exactly sound like divine music to me.
 
#1091 (-20) X July 10, 2013
<argiopeweb> But there's no such thing as too much nethack.
<Jmadman311> I can't agree with that
<Jmadman311> at the beginning of the june tournament, I played almost 5 days straight and ascended three times
<Jmadman311> my wrists actually hurt at the contact points to the computer
<Jmadman311> and the skin was becoming smooth and calloused
<shambler> madman indeed
 
#1090 (-16) X July 10, 2013
<spazm> "Mr.Squeakers picks up a long sword named Sunsword."
<spazm> "Mr.Squeakers starves."
<spazm> nooooooo!
 
#1089 (43) X July 10, 2013
< bobbens> whats the range on a magic harp?
< Aim_Here> 5 octaves

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