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< jmt> First two shops were liquor emporiums. This isn't a dungeon, it's a college town.

< NNY> How do I get the bot stop sending me the lessons learned the hard way
< NNY> I've learned now!

<argiopeweb> Time for wet dreams.
<mathx> i just drank from a fountain, so yeah
<mathx> 'water gushes forth!' - it landed on the far other side of the room
<mathx> like 6 squares away
<mathx> very odd never seen that before
<argiopeweb> This is so dirty. I love it. :)
<Talia> it really, really gushed foth
<mathx> thats dirty too talia
<mathx> calm down
* mathx zaps a wand of slow talia
* argiopeweb wields blessed hammer of flesh
<mathx> dont tell me, its half way to turning to stone
<argiopeweb> fixed.
<mathx> oh you were fixed?
<argiopeweb> No, no, the other type.
<mathx> leads to safer succubi play
<argiopeweb> It has become fixed in it's ways.
<mathx> no baby pet succubi bursting from your pack later in game
<Bethrezen> You consume a tin of deep fried black dragon meat. You feel very firm. A succubus says "Shall I remove your t-shirt, lover?"
<argiopeweb> How true.

<benjaminzedrine> so wish I had one of those in real life, but when you go to the store and buy one of those, SO CALLED magic markers. gohd, I wrote all over my favorite hawaiin shirt and tried to fight the neighbors dog.

<Eidolos> !rng listen_to_me dont_listen_to_me
<Rodney> The RNG says: dont_listen_to_me
<-- Rodney has quit (Remote closed the connection)

<zid> WHOO ONE MILLION POINTS
<HanClinto> Is Zid happy with his little farm? :)
<zid> indeed he is, i'll tell him when I see him
<GreyKnight> extra life!
<GreyKnight> You now have one million points. --More-- Suddenly, an amulet of life saving appears before you.

<SirHack_> I'm never playing wizard again. Every time I try I get a score of 3000 max, and about 10x that with barbarian.
<SirHack_> Seems like it has so much potential, but i sure don't have the tricks.
<ix_> SirHack_: daggers
<ix_> thats your trick
<SirHack_> Yeah, daggers?
<SirHack_> Why daggers?
<ix_> theyr sharper than rocks

< Rodney> Congressma (Ran Hum Fem Neu), 777926 points, killed by brainlessness
< noctar> well, how can a congressman get killed by brainlessness...
< noctar> i thought that was their natural ability...

<richard-> wow. i've just learned how bad blowing up your BOH sucks
<anselmus> "Patience in losses is an exercise in bestowing. Who fears not to lose, finds it not irksome to give." - tertullian

* Ian-Keith learned real quick about writing unknown scrolls when he did his first "IanKeith was here".