<Rodney> mask2697 (Wiz Hum Mal Neu), 444 points, killed by a hobbit
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<mask2697> damn hobbits
<mask2697> go back to teh fucking shire
<blackcustard> Nzy: it's okay, he doesn't mean you ;)
<Nzy> it's offensive to me because i am a hobbit irl
<Nzy> and my shire got burned down
<Nzy> it was horrible
<Ryanbomber> The water nymph stole an uncursed wand of death.
<Ryanbomber> this can only end in tragedy
<Ryanbomber> oh come on, nethack, at least give me a chance
<+Rodney> Ryanbomber (Bar Orc Mal Cha), 8904 points, killed by a death ray
worst: Hopefully I'll ascend this time, and never feel the need to play again...
worst: but just in case, how do I set pickup types in the options file?
Rodney: Conduct: Do not wield your starting weapon within the first 4000 turns.
Chilliwack: that's impossible, you start with it wielded
Chilliwack: boo
Anden: monk can do it
Anden: and tourist
ekiM: and tourist
Chilliwack: impossible for classes who start with a weapon, dammit
Anden: tourists start with darts
Chilliwack: WIELDED WEAPONS
< BenUrban> java telnet? are you nuts?
< hello_hello_hel> the most unsecure client
< BenUrban> there's no encryption
< BenUrban> thus no security
< mathx> people who want secure nethack sessions?
< mathx> gimme a fscking break
< aardvarkj> I don't want anyone to see the number on my PYEC.
<SheeEttin> The water nymph smiles at the little dog seductively. --More--
<teabing> "The little dog mounts the water nymph"
<Chilliwack> The little dog winks and gives the water nymph a small piece of paper with his number. --More-
<Eidolos> heh
<Eidolos> mountin' nymph
<SheeEttin> Seems the dog proved to be too much for the nymph. :P
<SheeEttin> Got my shield back. :)
<Gaulgath> HOLY SH-
<Gaulgath> I think I just had an orgasm
<Gaulgath> a - wand of wishing
<Eidolos> wishgasm
<TheShrewdDude> "You see here a wand of wishing -more-"
<TheShrewdDude> "You experience an orgasm -more-"
<TheShrewdDude> "You can move again."
<n54> lol
<Gaulgath> XD
<Eidolos> The mother-in-law wakes up!
<teabing> that's about the only thing that hasnt happened to me that could cause an orgasm
<TheShrewdDude> ....
<irCuBiC> ...
<irCuBiC> timing, anyone?
<runcible> depending on your experience, i don't think keeping L intact is 'fun' per se
<lament> runcible: it certainly makes gehennom more exciting :D
<lament> ie instead of "ugh, another boring maze level" you get "ugh, another borGET AWAY FROM ME YOU PINK FUCK"
<shel-> The voice of Huan Ti thunders: "Thou durst call upon me?"
<shel-> "Then die, mortal!"
<shel-> He sent down a succubus
<shel-> & a major demon (succubus of Huan Ti)
<Jmadman311> ahahha
<lament> Then have sex, mortal!
<snowy> Die... of SEX!
<shel-> I'm not sure how I'm going to die, but I don't want to imagine it.
...
<shel-> Time stands still while you and the succubus of Huan Ti lie in each other's arms...
<shel-> You seem to have enjoyed it more than the succubus of Huan Ti... You feel good enough to do it again.
<shel-> This is the worst "death" ever. I seem to be gaining stats instead.
...
<shel-> heh, he sent down an incubus this time
<zid> heh, wrong potion
* zid is now the proud owner of 250 cursed blank papers