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< _bryce> hmm, fine time for my connection to drop
< _bryce> oh good, it didn't.
< _bryce> Your connection is slowed slightly because of its load.

<ihope> There. Fixied.
<ek|M> !conduct
<Rodney> Do not wear a pudding within the first 10000 turns.
<Ian-Keith> OH GOOD

<Kuprin> only once did I find a cursed genocide scroll. Didn't realize it was. Thankfully I had teleport control, because master mindflayers suck.

<Ian-Keith> HAY SOLIDSNAKE
<Ian-Keith> I'M PUNCHING YOUR GHOST
<Ian-Keith> WITH MY SWORD
<solidsnake> hha
<solidsnake> he should be a pussy
<Eidolos> Just like the real thing?
<Ian-Keith> OH FUCK ME
* Talia consoles solidsnake's ghost.
<Ian-Keith> MINDFLAYER

< ccalzone> Can anyone tell me if foocubi's effects are better if you let them take all your armour off or if you leave some on?
< Cheapy_> Would you rather have sex with a full plate of armor on, or no armor?

* zid sits on his arse waiting for a brown pudding.
<Cheapy|> zid, err...you don't plan on making your own...
<zid> TO SPAWN >_<

<argiopeweb> I had a strange tingling run up my arm earlier while dipping something. What was that?
<antivert> ** you're now pregnant with the lady of the lake's child
<antivert> D:
<argiopeweb> Pregnant with a ladies' child?
<antivert> argiopeweb: yeah, good luck with that in nine months
<rain> "A small sword named Excalibur Jr. rips through your abdomen! You die. --More--"
<billnye> hahaha rain
<argiopeweb> lol
<billnye> "dywypi(nherited)? (Y/n/q)"
* rain chuckles.
<rain> Very nice.

<ihope> ?? crunching sound
* ihope wonders what who ate
* GreyKnight hides the packet of crisps.
<GreyKnight> Wasn't me.

<Eidolos> !lastgame Eidolos
<Rodney> http://alt.org/nethack/dumplog/Eidolos.lastgame.txt
<Eidolos> Wow, what a loser.
<albatross> indeed
<Toksyuryel> I like this part:
<Toksyuryel> Comestibles
<Toksyuryel> L - a blessed greased lizard corpse
<mathx> hahaha
<mathx> greased lizard corpse? geez, what you gonna do with it exactly?
<mathx> wait. dont answer.
<Eidolos> >_>
<rain> Wonder why he was sitting on the B!oGA
<Toksyuryel> XD
<Eidolos> I had excess holy water and grease damnit.
<mathx> sounds like a party

<Tek-69> is there any chance of instadeath from trying to go down stairs while overtaxed?
<braindancer> if holding footrice
<SpeedEvil> only aty low hp
<SpeedEvil> or that
<Tek-69> ok thanks
<Tek-69> i should be ok then
<braindancer> does being jumped by monsters because you are overtaxed count?
<billnye> 8 rounds of "--more--" because you came downstairs into a pack of rothes, or something?
<Tek-69> nah i check the floors first. i was very carefule
<Tek-69> careful even
<billnye> "the mumak kicks. the mumak butts. the mumak pounds your lifeless corpse into a fine powder!"
<Tek-69> dont jynx me bill!
<Tek-69> damn you!
<billnye> :)
<Tek-69> =)
<billnye> the Gnome Lord points all around and jinxes.
<SpeedEvil> billnye: Fine paste surely?
<GreyKnight> Unless you're a mummy
<SpeedEvil> Or maybe it's a cooking thing.
<SpeedEvil> Take fine powder. Fold in one adventurer.
<SpeedEvil> Rub till smooth.
<billnye> hehe
<billnye> <mumakill> *fold* *spindle* *mutilate*
<GreyKnight> Cook at gas mark 'D' for 100 turns or until brown.
<GreyKnight> Serves mob of 8.