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< nesta> Minotaur butts and Xan pricks

< blindcoder> Sent in some mind flayers.
< blindcoder> Oops
< jilles> good elberething!
< blindcoder> jilles: you know... I totally forgot about that one :(

<kroisis> things learned the hard way: If you are hunting mimics in an armor shop, don't try casting 'force bolt' along a line of armor at a known mimic unless you are SURE there are no 'crystal plate mail's between you and your target. Alternately, have major $ handy to pay for the ones you shatter -OR- you are ready to take on a shopkeeper and the 'keystone kops'... :(
<nornagon> :/
<kroisis> ...lost a very promising wizard just a bit ago that way....
<ContraDuck> Traditionally people learn the "No force bolt in a shop" lesson in potion shops. I like your style, you do things differently.

<aioli> i perhaps haven't been paying as much attention to the asc% as i should have
<aioli> but at least i killed myself with a grappling hook
<ContraDuck> you also appear to have choked on a big cock at one stage too
<aioli> hehe good times

< richard-> i see that both purple h and H are able to very wicked.
< itsblah> yes, they are
< itsblah> in fact, purple tends to be nasty in general
< itsblah> you have your quest nemeses, the riders, major demons, towels, archons, titans, flayers, etc
< richard-> grid bugs
< itsblah> as i said, purple tends to be nasty

< SpeedEvil> Wheee, amulet of lifesaving on a leprechaun...
< billnye> it hurts even more when it's a nymph, and the amulet used to be yours

<Rodney> ShenShei (Mon Hum Mal Neu), 8439 points, killed by a giant ant, while helpless
<Rodney> doy (Wiz Elf Fem Cha), 780 points, killed by the ghost of ShenShei, while helpless
<Eidolos> That was quick, is there a floating eye in that bones or something?
<doy> Eidolos: yup

<SpeedEvil> Sigh. I need to learn to think. Went into a room - thought 'aha, a boulder, gotta be careful of traps'
<SpeedEvil> Click! You trigger a rolling boulder trap! You are hit by a boulder!--More--
<Rodney> oj8 (Hea Hum Mal Neu), 133 points, killed by a boulder
* argiopeweb doesn't want to laugh that that.
<Eidolos> Too late?
<argiopeweb> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
<argiopeweb> Now it is.
<Eidolos> Hmm, it wasn't quote HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! funny, IMO. ;)
<SpeedEvil> The sad thing was that I was out of line when I thought of that, then moved into line
* argiopeweb is ashamed of himself.
<argiopeweb> No, maybe a couple more HAs and an ROFL.
<Eidolos> The guy DIED, man!
<Eidolos> "We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of our belov-" "ROFL ROFL ROFL HE GOT BOULDER'D"

< Arcane> What exactly IS motionless?
< nesta> you only move by teleportation or by being displaced
< |404notfound> being displaced, as in only on the receiving end?
< nesta> you don't even step off the starting square, and you sure don't use stairs
< itsblah> sounds impossible
< |404notfound> I take it motionless wasn't a conduct devised with ascension in mind
< nesta> itsblah: that's been said about every loony conduct.

< richard-> though if you YASD'd i might start a new game to get to your bones. :)
< Arcane> OVER MY DEAD BODY
< Arcane> Oh, wait, crap