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#678 (-35) X March 20, 2013
< theRaisse> argh, I'm tempted to genocide foocubi
< theRaisse> well, incubi, the other sex doesn't bother me
< Corwinoid> story of your life?
 
#677 (-22) X March 19, 2013
<OmegaCenti> New nethack message of the day: my brother saw me playing nethack and asked, "Are you playing PacMan?"
 
#676 (47) X March 15, 2013
< musicdemon> Who has the time to pick up 68 rocks in the heat of battle? An ettin does.
 
#675 (122) X March 15, 2013
< SpeedEvil> I'd forgotten how much I hate mind flayers.
 
#674 (-41) X March 15, 2013
< nailbunny> actually i'll try to get some black dragon scale mail... for style
< nailbunny> black is WAY cooler than gray or silver
< greycat> hey, man... grey *is* cool.
 
#673 (1) X March 15, 2013
< Violist> how come it's never "From the murky depths, a woman's voice screeches "Shut the damn door"! A hand reaches up and curses the sword as the fountain disappears."
 
#672 (-42) X March 15, 2013
< jilles> nethack kittens are definitely more powerful than real-life ones
< TauPan> real-life kittens have gaze of cuteness
< Violist> makes them near-invincible
< Violist> prrr
< TauPan> The kitten attacks you with its adorable gaze. You turn into a wimp.
 
#671 (-21) X March 15, 2013
< Zadir> go team invisible kittens!
< billnye> they could be all around you, plotting your demise even now
< Zadir> Therefore you should throw your food around everywhere, to tame any invisible cats you might come across.
< billnye> "No, Mom, your meatloaf is fine... I'm just taming the invisible kittens!"
 
#670 (-28) X March 15, 2013
< dtype> heh, Rodney is my baby!
< dtype> but he's been abducted by paxed
< dtype> we're in court over custody
 
#669 (-42) X March 15, 2013
< IanKeith> Yep, I just found a ring of polymorph the hard way.
< IanKeith> You turn into an Olog-hai! You break out of your armor!
< HiSPeed> you mean the body armorless way?

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