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#636 (26) X March 15, 2013
< IanKeith> I was gonna say, When you're walkin' around and there's a friendly near you, and he insists on using the same one-block-wide path you are.
< IanKeith> Except he likes to stop.
< IanKeith> And stare at the ground.
< greycat> Maybe he's a geologist.
< WEERD> stormy!
< cadu> WEERD: found?
< WEERD> no, it's good for "geologists"
< WEERD> oops "The black blade draws the life from the rubbernecker"
 
#635 (-15) X March 15, 2013
< Violist> Juiblex/Yeenoghu
< blingCR> oh yeah...and they just follow you around right?
< Violist> yeah
< Violist> they're peaceful and annoying
< Violist> it's actually a nice way to meet Juiblex on your terms
< blingCR> and kill him, haha
< Violist> of course, what else would you do to him?
< blingCR> shake his hand...get an autograph?
< kriebly> I've actually been looking for a tasteful way to meet nice demons...
< itsblah> juiblex has hands?
< blingCR> shake his...whatever he's got to shake
 
#634 (-33) X March 15, 2013
< towo> I'm a rogue with a fucking pickaxe!
< paxed> towo: subtle, verrry subtle
< paxed> "Don't mind me, Sir, i'm just hacking your door open"
< greycat> "I'm not a rogue! I'm a ... dwarf!"
< greycat> "Gold gold gold gold"
 
#633 (-35) X March 15, 2013
< Raeth> so I type in EXACTLY "blessed +2 silver dragon scale mail" right?
< Raeth> "blessed greased +2 silver dragon scale mail" right?
< greycat> "with pockets!"
< greycat> and some nice navy blue trim on the shoulders...
 
#632 (-33) X March 15, 2013
< kriebly> potions are good
< kriebly> turn them into water
< |404notfound> but I'm trying to lose some weight here
< kriebly> we all want to lose weight
 
#631 (-11) X March 15, 2013
< Wolfechu> I learned something today. An amulet of magical breathing is, indirectly, a great way to get rid of troll corpses.
< Wolfechu> It's not a very heroic scene, and I'll not be too graphic, but put it this way: Whatever comes back up doesn't regenerate ;)
 
#630 (-25) X March 15, 2013
< Tsing1> It's a lot more fun playing nethack here, No one at home wants to hear about it:)
< Violist> I've got nethack tshirts and nobody wants to hear me explain them :(
 
#629 (-30) X March 15, 2013
< Arkain> I should make a Hippie class.
< Arkain> Permanent "hallucination" status, starts with a ridiculous amount of money and a 'lighter' (different version of the lamp)
< paxed> are you sure you want to spend time coding that, when it's highly unlikely it'll ever be accepted into main s'em or nethack?
< Arkain> Why do I care about if it's in anything?
< Arkain> I mean, why code the original Hack? It won't be in.. uh... crap, analogy powers.. failing..
< Arkain> Quick! Everyone pretend I said something sensical!
< IanKeith> That makes perfect sense, Arkain!
< Arkain> Sorry about that. Accident.
 
#628 (-23) X March 15, 2013
< dhalgren> Now don't take on the Wizard, he's a lot to handle, just grab the Candelabrum, and don't forget the candles
< dhalgren> You want to have speedboots, and a ring of stealth too, before you even walk into David's Treasure Zoo
< dhalgren> Now we don't act silly, we pass the test, we read the scroll of stinking cloud into a cockatrice nest
 
#627 (-23) X March 15, 2013
< Rodney> Wolfe (Wiz Elf Fem Cha), 7060 points, quit
< Wolfechu> Well, damn, there's a hangover from my MUD days.
< Wolfechu> Mental note: Save, not quit :P

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