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<PetraKelly> this 32 char limitation on fruit name is oppressing my creativity

<Beholder> [hdf-us] [gnoll] Heliokopis (Mon Hum Mal Law), 700 points, T:11490, disintegrated by a disintegration ray from a wood nymph's wand of disintegration
<Heliokopis> fun game
<Umbire> You know, just in case there was any ambiguity about how you got disintegrated.

<hothraxxa> y - ( a box of obscure-looking glass devices
<hothraxxa> bongs?

<NetSysFire> real nethackers dont drink coffee. they eat blessed tins of orange dragon instead.

<Sithrin> So how come Omnom doesn't show up as currently playing on alt.org while they are playing?
<Sithrin> If you look on the site there's one less player counted than if you actually go and watch games
<ChrisS67> maybe it's not updated that often?
<Sithrin> I've been checking for a couple days now and Omnom has never shown up despite playing frequently
<ChrisS67> hmm I just logged on and the site does show me immediately
* Oladon shrugs
<Oladon> Sithrin: <-- Omnom, btw
<Sithrin> so you didn't do anything to become a ghost?
<Oladon> Nope!
<Sithrin> That's really weird
<Oladon> Indeed
<Oladon> Maybe it doesn't consider what I do to be "playing" ;)
<Sithrin> lol

<aosdict> I can't believe how committed pat is to making sure globs are supported in every conceivable manner
<aosdict> is anyone ever going to wish for 5 medium globs of gray ooze? probably not, but you bet your boots that it's handled!
<nabru> supersize my order! I want 5 EXTRA LARGE globs of gray ooze
<nabru> and a diet coke

<FIQ> "woman, your life force is running out"
<FIQ> shouldn't that be Woman?
<aosdict> why is it just "woman"? I assume it's woman-at-arms or something?
<nabru> GURRRL, y'life force is runnin' out

<PetraKelly> well if that shopperkeeper is going to stay mad at me for that little love tap with stormbringer 100000 moves ago, I might as well steal everything he has

<amateurhour> (after transfiguring yourself into a pile of gold) You have never changed form.
<amateurhour> :P
<amateurhour> now I'm imagining that you don't actually transform, you just lie on the ground and pretend for a bit
<aosdict> you are not actually changing, you are just temporarily very good at imitating a pile of gold
<amateurhour> sometimes I lie on the ground and pretend I'm a tripe ration

<nabru> note to self: polymorphing the Goblin King doesn't go well
<nabru> @e?marilith
<Beholder> marilith (&) | Lvl: 7 | Diff: 11 | Spd: 12 | Res: fire poison drain | Confers: nothing | MR: 80 | Generates: gehennom | AC: -6 | Attacks: 2d4 weapon physical, 2d4 weapon physical, 2d4 claw physical, 2d4 claw physical, 2d4 claw physical, 2d4 claw physical | Alignment: -12 | Flags: seeinvis, poisonous, stalker, infravisible