<Anvilgames> My new Tourist started with two uncursed cans of spinach
<danirijeka> TOOT-TOOT
<Anvilgames> exactly
<Rodney> Anvilgames (Tou Hum Fem Neu), 5 points, choked on a tin of spinach
<Anvilgames> CRAP
< neuwiz> stenno gets a fifth wish after 13850 turns and wishes for 'holy historic death of Cyclops'.
< neuwiz> stenno killed the Cyclops after 13875 turns.
<Keolah> ... so, from the looks of things, a goblin zapped itself with a wand of polymorph and turned into a lichen. A second goblin came up and went "Ooh! Wand!" and also turned into a lichen.
<SrsWisski> keolah - hows that? :O
<Keolah> I heard zap-clanks and found two lichens next to a couple caps.
<Keolah> With the wand in question ;p
< bcode> publiccert: it "touched" you
< deeznuts> its a lick
< deeznuts> lich*
< bcode> also, lichs are no followers
< nrutas> The lich licks you! You feel disgusted!