< Rodney> Cooter (Hea Hum Fem Neu), 769 points, killed by a giant ant called SOME ARMOR AT SOME POINT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE HERMES YOU DICK
<raxvulpine> You young kids get all these wishes and don't know how to appreciate them. Back in my day, we didn't have diving for victory or fountain quaffing. We had to go 30 dungeon levels uphill in the snow both ways to get a (1:0) wand of wishing, and we liked it. And we didn't spend it on a spellbook of identify! We wished for a magic marker, like good God-fearing people.
< scorchgeek> !genocide stupidity
< Rodney> A thunderous voice booms through the caverns: "No, mortal, that shall not be done!"
< scorchgeek> aww
< bcode> zidoice: You asked what we consider real programming? :P
< bcode> !gift zidoice a blessed C compiler, an uncursed C++ compiler and
< zidoice> Wel, I asked why ruby sn't real programming
* Rodney gives zidoice a blessed C compiler, an uncursed C++ compiler and a ruby
< bcode> LOL
< zidoice> And I was also told that it was just as powerful as anyone else, by people here
< bcode> zidoice: Rodney is on your side :D
<bcode> You begin bashing monsters with your wand of wishing. You hit the disenchanter. Your wand of wishing seems less effective.
<Anarchos> Berry yes i thought to gain level with a succubus :)
<Berry> ... while over a trapdoor? =)
< sajjadG> hi. why do you play this game? it's some kind of very very old right?
< Rodney> nisinirvana (Hea Gno Fem Neu), 404 points, killed by a giant spider, while fainted from lack of food
< irina> 404. Food not found.
< leets> jesus, nh is trolling me. First my magic lamp gives a hostile djinni, then i find stormbringer and snickersnee within a few levels of eachother, but as a ranger both are restricted
< greycat> It usually trolls you somewhere around level 10, after anting you and dogging you and jackaling you and ...
<Crazylemon64> !polymorph the Moon
* Rodney zaps a wand of polymorph at Moon. Moon turns into a lurker above!
<fivex> ...
<Crazylemon64> OH GODS WHAT HAVE I DONE