< Rodney> cstaub67 wished for "amulet of yendor", on turn 39596
< Rodney> cstaub67 wished for "bell of opening", on turn 39597
< Rodney> cstaub67 wished for "candelabrum of invocation", on turn 39598
< Rodney> cstaub67 wished for "book of the dead", on turn 39599
< Rodney> cstaub67 wished for "wand of wishing", on turn 39600
< Rodney> cstaub67 (Wiz Gno Mal Neu), 2863853 points, ascended
* TAS_2012h slaps cbus_ around a bit with a large trout
* cbus_ slaps tas_2012h around a bit with a soldier ant
* Mucknert throws a rabbit between them
< cbus_> RUN!
< blindcoder> A KILLER RABBIT
< Arcane> I found a bug! Sorta!
< Arcane> "You hear the chime of a cash register." WHAT cash register?
< Arcane> Shopkeepers seem to be living calculators.
< jmstylr> i always imagine shopkeepers as huge hulking butcher-types who are more than capable of strapping a cash machine to their chest
< Cheapy|> Reene: What I don't get is how they can be protected with such small clothing.
< Violist> yeah... you'd think a sword would knock off a breast with one swipe
< Cheapy|> "Even though I am showing roughly 85% of my skin, this bullet does nothing to me!"
< Reene> Cheapy|: They can't. But somehow despite the huge knockers they can evade everything?
< Cheapy|> Yes. The Huge Knockers have AC bonus of +5 and they cause displacement.